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I've got another new episode idea for my spin-off series! "Total Cartoon Island!" Episode 15: "It's Still Hot Couture to Me" Sniz is on the dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers were in a kart race for a cool reward, a five-star luxury cruise for an entire weekend. Only 6 campers would be lucky enough in receiving this prize, by beating the other 6 campers. The kart race was fast and furious, but in the end, it was Rocko, Reggie, Spongebob, Sandy, Norbert, and Stimpy who qualified as the winners. This left Angelica, Lil, Patty, Ren, Otto, and Suzie on the island as losers. Now the 2 teams will say good-bye to team challenges as we prepare for the big merge! Who will be left standing after today's episode? Find out on Total Cartoon Island!" / On the Island, things have been moving really slowly for the vacation-less campers. They've seen all of Fondue's home movies, and now all they can do is wait for the others to return. Angelica says: "I am officially bored out of my mind! Even participating in a mindless challenge would be better than doing nothing!" Otto says: "There is ONE way we can pass the time! You can make out with me!" Angelica says: "How many times do I have to say it?! I'm not in love with you, and I don't even like you! So stop acting as though I'm interested in you!" Otto says: "Why don't you just drop the act, Princess? I know you like me, you know you like me, Ren knows you like me. So let me give you a little advice. If you want me to kiss you, I might just let you have the pleasure of my company." Angelica says: "You are so full of yourself! You are NOTHING but a package of dog--!" But her voice gets drowned out by a ship's horn, signaling the return of the other campers. Ren says: "Finally! They're back! Now maybe things can get back to normal around here!" The ship pulls up to the pier, and the returning campers come off the boat with a spring in their step, carrying their luggage with them. As the ship pulls away, Stimpy says: "We have returned! The cruise was great, Ren! I wish you could've been there! We were waited on hand and foot on our cruise! There was so much pampering, I almost didn't know what to do with it! They even smoothed out my case of alligator's elbow! Now my elbows are both strong and velvety to the touch!"
(Confessional) Ren says: "I'm still mad at not winning that cruise! It should've been MY alligator elbows that got smoothed out!" (End confessional) Sniz announces through the loud-speakers: "Welcome back, campers! As of right now, the two teams have been officially dissolved!" Suzie says: "That's fine with me, I was getting sick of having to get along with Angelica anyways!" Sniz continues: "From this point on, you will be competing for individual immunity. Only by winning a challenge can you score immunity and protect yourself from the bonfire. Everyone else will have to test their luck for today! Now for the moment you've all been waiting for, it's time to announce your challenge! Come to the outdoor ampitheater, will you will discover what awaits you for today." (Confessional) Otto says: "To be honest, being a lone shark looking out for himself has always been more for my tastes than any team challenge I've been through. I think things will be getting a lot easier for me from here on in." (End confessional) At the outdoor ampitheater, all the campers have gathered to find out what their next challenge will be. Sniz says: "Campers, we've got a unique challenge for you this day. You will become, fashion designers!" Patty says: "I know what fashion is, and I know what designers do, but what is a fashion designer?" Sniz says: "Very simple, my simple friend. Fashion designers are the people who come up with the latest trends and fashions for people to wear. They literally create the fabrics of our country. Here's how the challenge is going to work. Each camper must come up with a different design theme all of their own. Once you've done that, you will then manufacture your design into actual clothes, then take a walk on the catwalk to display them. You will be judged on all three points in this challenge. After everyone has finished their displays, the judges will tally the scores up, and determine who scored the highest! Whichever camper scores the best in designing, manufacturing, and displaying their clothes, will win invincibility as well as a full year's shopping spree to any clothing store of their choice! The camper that scores the worst in designing, manufacturing, and displaying their clothes will automatically be eliminated. That means no bonfire ceremony. You don't pass go, and you don't collect $150,000. So please try your best in this challenge. Your future as a camper depends on it!"
Stimpy says: "Ren, which theme do you think I should pick for the fashion display?" Ren says: "Well, if you REALLY want my advice, which I'm surprised that anybody WOULD want my advice at this point, go with a space theme. You can't go wrong if you're going for a space theme." Stimpy says: "Thanks Ren! But what are YOU going to do?" Ren says: "I don't know, and I don't really care. I can't sew, thread, mend, or knit to save my life." Stimpy says: "So you're not even going to try to play this challenge?" Ren says: "Stimpy, you know better than anyone that I have no fashion sense. So even if I was an expert at making clothes, I wouldn't make any good clothes. Besides, I'm just about done with this game. I've accomplished what I came here to do. I atoned for screaming at my fellow campers, and I feel as though I've made up for losing my temper." Stimpy says: "I'm glad that you're satisfied with yourself. But just the same, I'll still miss you without you here." Ren says: "Not too much. At least you have Lil to keep you company. Who's going to keep me company after I lose?" Stimpy says: "I wish I knew the answer to that, Ren. I truly do. Just remember that if worst comes to worst, I'll always be there for you, as your best friend for life." Ren says: "You're my best friend for life to, Stimpy." And they give each other a hug. (Confessional) Ren says: "It's ironic, but on my last day here, I finally feel as though I'm truly happy for the first time in my life. Even if I didn't find the love I wanted, at least I know that there is somebody out there who supports me. It's so strange that I had to travel 2,000 miles to find out that my best friend, was the cat who lived next door to me for the past 15 years. Stimpy is my hero and I truly love him. If he could only know how much I do love him, things could've been so different if I realized the truth sooner." (End confessional) Suzie says: "I'm going to make a line inspired by my girl, Beyonce Knowles! She's such a great singer/dancer!" Angelica says: "Whatever. I'm going to do a royalty line. When you live like a princess, you should dress like a princess. I'm going to make my line fit for a queen." Otto says: "Yeah, the Queen of Mean."
Angelica angrily says: "Shut it!" Otto says: "I'm doing my line based on the muscle men of the gym. My design will be both functional, and make them look and smell better as well!" Reggie says: "That's really nice, Otto. But I prefer to be more creative. I'm going to design full body swimsuits for women that is pretty, popular, and practical!" Sandy says: "I'm rough, tough, and I'm gearing up for action! I'm going to make the most amazing design of Wild Western fashion anyone has ever seen!" Norbert says: "I'm going to explore the art of designing clothes from wood. There just might be a future for it." Patty says: "Fairy tales have always inspired me. I'm going to recreate the look of the Elizabethian era of 16th century Britain." Lil says: "I'm going to design wardrobes of Vegas showgirls! It's going to be TOTALLY amazing!" Spongebob says: "I'm going to design clothes for the business sponge, in all different types of situations." Ren asks: "Rocko, what are YOU going to do?" Rocko says: "I've got an idea. I can't tell you what it is, but it's going to be amazing, mate." Ren says: "We'll have to wait and see before we can be a judge on that. There's only so much time available before you have to display your wardrobe." / After the campers have manufactured their clothes, it's time for Sniz and Fondue to look at them. Sniz says: "Now it's time for the campers to strut their stuff! Who do you think is going to win, Fondue?" Fondue says: "I don't really care. Their fashion can't possibly compare to MY fashion!" Sniz says: "I'd have to agree with you on that one. There's no WAY their fashion taste is as bad as yours! And now it's time for the first model, Stimpson J. Cat, doing a look he calls the Cosmic Cadet!" And Stimpy wears his trademark duds from his Commander Hoek episodes. Sniz says: "Futuristic, sleek, firm, and long-lasting. The fabric shows off the contours of his body, and fits as snug as a glove! I give his wardrobe choice a 7!" Fondue says: "Whatever." Sniz says: "Our next model is Suzie Carmichael, wearing a look that she calls the Single Ladies look!"
And Suzie comes out wearing a bunch of different outfits modelled after outfits that Beyonce Knowles has worn in her career. Sniz says: "A lot of variety, a lot of flash, and a lot of panache. This is a girl who can strut her stuff! I'd give it an 8!" Fondue says: "If you like it, why don't you put a ring on it?" Sniz says: "Maybe I will. The next model is Angelica Pickles. I don't know about you Fondue, but I'd personally like to call her look the Queen of Mean!" Otto says to Angelica: "I told you!" Angelica says: "Otto, you are SO lucky that my licence to kill is currently expired!" Otto says: "Not that you ever had one to begin with!" Angelica says: "Irrelevant!" And Angelica walks out on the stage in her glamorous outfit filled with sequins, jewels, baubles, and more glitter than anyone could possibly observe! And yet, Sniz says: "Fondue, this is what I'd like to call a hideous display of utter tackiness." Fondue says: "I agree. Apparently, Angelica has never heard the term of moderation in excessive, un-necessary fashion. Sniz says: "It's repugnant. I'd give it a 1 at best!" Fondue says: "That goes double for me!" Angelica simply growls and says: "Peasants! You don't know a good thing when you see it!" Sniz says: "Our next model is Otto Rocket, wearing a look that he calls the Boys of Summer!" And Otto Rocket walks out, decked in rugged pants, customized shirts, and wearing his earings and shades. Sniz says: "It's not what I'd like to call original, but at least he did a good job fleshing out his design." Fondue says: "With a little practice, he could make something really great!" Sniz says: "I'd give him a 5 for effort!" Fondue says: "So would I." Otto says: "Whatever. I KNOW I deserve better than that!" Sniz says: "Our next model is Reggie Rocket, wearing a look that she calls the Caribbean Queen!" And Reggie walks out with a bunch of differently colored swim suits patterended after the pink swim suit she is wearing. Sniz says: "An organized display, the colors don't clash against her skin, it's been mended and stitched by a skilled expert who knows what she's doing!" Fondue says: "And the end product is pretty good to!" Sniz says: "I'm going to give her a 9 for functionality and variety!"
Reggie Rocket says: "Yes! I KNEW that I would get a great score!" Sniz says: "Our next model is Sandy Cheeks, wearing a look that she calls the Prairie Girl." And Sandy Cheeks bursts onto the stage, riding a wild bull! As the bull tries to buck Sandy off of its back, Sandy waves her cowboy hat and says: "Yee-haw! My blue jeans are built for dirt and durability! My snakeskin boots are built to last, and my plaid cowboy shirt and leather vest can withstand 20 different types of dirt from 17 different countries! And I've got my black hat to pull it all together for a look that can't be beat!" Fondue says: "Sniz, what do you think?" Sniz says: "The fashion itself; I would only give it a 4, but for the show, I'd give it a 6." Fondue says: "Sandy DEFINITELY deserves a 6!" Sandy says: "Much obliged, hombres!" And Sandy rides off the stage on her wild bull. Sniz says: "Our next model is Norbert McHandsome, wearing a look that he calls the timber mammal." And Norbert waddles on stage, with a bunch of paint and crayon drawings marked on his wooden clothes, in an effort to make it look pretty. Sniz says: "Highly impractical, ineffective, and scientifically unsound." Fondue says: "Jenny tried to pull this look off, and it was a total bust." Sniz says: "I can only give this look a 3." Norbert sighs and says: "Oh, man!" Sniz says: "The next model was supposed to be Ren, but he decided to drop out of this challenge, so instead it's Patty's turn to show off!" And Patty wears a tall green hat with a long green ribbon, and a green 16th century outfit fashioned after high society ladies in waiting from Britain. Sniz says: "That's not too shabby." Fondue says: "It's an old masterpiece with an updated taste." Sniz says: "Patty, I give you a 6!" Patty says: "I appreciate your honesty and consideration." Sniz says: "Our next model is Lil Deville, wearing a look she calls the Vegas showgirl! Let's hope this one ends well!" And Lil Deville bursts onto the stage, wearing a sparkling red dress, black top hat, and dancing in red high heels! And Lil is twirling a fire baton! Lil sings: "There's no business like show business, it's like no business I know! Because when the end comes I know, I am just a gigolo. And life goes on without me! If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits? I'm putting on the ritz, as time goes by! There's no business like sho business, it's like no business I know! Let's get on with the show!"
Sniz says: "That was quite a display of pyrotechnics, neon lights, and trained animals in the background that you had." Fondue says: "But it was distracting to the theme of your fashion choice. It also could've been more original." Sniz says: "I'd give the show an 8, but only a 2 for the actual fashion." Lil says: "Come on! I worked really hard to get all those steps right!" Sniz says: "Our next model is Spongebob Squarepants, doing a look that he calls the Goofy Goober and miscellaneous." Spongebob jumps out and begins blowing bubbles of his designs. He creates a bell-hop costume, a French Maid costume, a fire-fighter's costume, a doctor's costume, a dancer's costume, and a fancy costume, all designed for the sponge on the go! Sniz says: "Cheap, effective, transportible, and economic." Fondue says: "Spongebob definitely has an eye for fashion, and a great hand in the craft of bubble-blowing." Sniz says: "I'd give Spongebob an 8.5 out of 10!" Spongebob says: "I just do what comes naturally to me." Sniz says: "Last but hopefully not least, it's model Rocko Wallaby, doing a look that he calls, the Wallaby." And Rocko wears out wearing a copy of his cowboy hat and his purple triangle on a blue field shirt. Sniz says: "Well, I definitely get the name." Rocko turns around and poses in many different angles, making sure that photographers capture him from every size. Then Rocko quickly un-buttons his shirt, and throws his clothes and hat off! Fondue yells: "Sniz! Can you believe it?! Rocko has become--! He's become--!" Sniz says: "Naked! That is by far the most original idea of fashion yet! Rocko, how did you think of such a great idea." Rocko says: "It just came naturally to me, mate." Sniz says: "Well I like it. I think this look of yours is going to become all the rage! All the men will want to dress like this!" Norbert says: "That IS cool! Who needs wooden clothes or a pelt when you can be natural?! I don't need fur below my neck! I'm fine being natural!" And Norbert cuts off his pelt below his neck and throws his fur away. Spongebob says: "Look at me! I'm NAKED!!!!" And Spongebob jumps out of clothes and says: "It's times like this that I'm glad to not have any shame."
Stimpy says: "I'm with you. Space clothes are SO 1991!" And Stimpy tosses his clothes away to. Otto says: "Trend followers! You won't see me following a pack of fashion sheep!" Sniz says: "I think we all know who the winner is tonight! It's Rocko with his Wallaby look! Rocko, you've won immunity and the money equivalent of a year's worth of free shopping! Ren, since you didn't participate in the challenge, you are automatically eliminated. It's time for you to pack your bags and leave, again." Ren grabs his stuff and says: "I have no regrets. At least now I can be remembered for being more than just the 3rd camper who got eliminated off this Island. And Stimpy, will you promise me that you will do one thing?" Stimpy says: "Anything, Ren." Ren says: "Keep Lil out of trouble, okay?" Stimpy looks lovingly at Lil and says: "You know I will!" Ren says: "Farewell campers! I will remember the time I spent here fondly! Fondue, you can proceed in taking me back to where I once belonged." And Fondue drives Ren on the Boat of Losers, out of sight from the island a second time. Sniz says: "The rest of you are safe, for tonight." (Confessional) Rocko says: "My mom and dad told me that I should always be myself. That's where I got the idea for my look. I never would've guessed it would be so popular. Sometimes unexpected things happen to you that make you very popular. I'm just glad that I've still got Reggie here to be in love with. She is such a nice girl. We were made for each other!" (End confessional) / Episode Notes: The two teams of the Screaming Cats and the Killer Beavers are officially dissolved in this episode. Rocko wins the first solo immunity challenge, and Ren Hoek is automatically eliminated, and Ren leaves the island for the second time on the show. Episode Quotes: Located above. 
Enough said! 
The End! 
