SpongeBob SquarePants: If you were Squidward

ultimatekey
[1]Feb 22, 2009
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Spongebob and Patrick has always ruin things for Squidward. I mean everytime in the new seasons Spongebob follows the guy around like he worships him. Squidward has always seen getting hurt. Now wonder he is like that, he must really hate life. This happenned through his childhood. Eating lonely near the trash cans in grade school (Boating Buddies). I mean in Cephalopod lodge, Patrick and Spongebob gotten him kicked out of fancy club, I would hate them if I used to be in that club. And in Professor Squidward, it wasn't Spongebob and Patricks fault, it was Squidwards. I mean, why would you teach your archenemies class? I'm sorry, but this is how I felt when I saw Cephalopod lodge.
P.S: Can anyone give me Nickelodeons e-mail? I want to email them that fanfiction of Spongebob and the gang meeting their opposites. Either that or one of us could write it ourselves.
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whizkid777
[2]Feb 22, 2009
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I would feel like I hate them, but I'd know deep down that I really, really cared for them.

Squidward does. Well, I honestly think he does anyway.
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SpongeSebastian
[3]Feb 22, 2009
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I wouldn't hate them, I would just want them to get lost. If I was myself, I would actually want to be their friends.
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chentalsong
[4]Feb 22, 2009
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Well if I were Squidward in seasons 4-6, I would have commited suicide.
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JellyFishJammer
[5]Feb 22, 2009
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Before I clicked the thread and read "If you were Squidward" I said to myself "I'd punch SpongeBob and Patrick right on the face" , I mean, seriously, what part of "leave me alone" they don't understand!? I don't mind watching him get annoyed on TV, But if it were me, and I had Squid's attitude, seriously, they'd be arrested by now
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squidard
[6]Feb 22, 2009
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squuiddward should just call the police and put them in jail
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chentalsong

[7]Feb 22, 2009

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JellyFishJammer wrote:

Before I clicked the thread and read "If you were Squidward" I said to myself "I'd punch SpongeBob and Patrick right on the face"

, I mean, seriously, what part of "leave me alone" they don't understand!? I don't mind watching him get annoyed on TV, But if it were me, and I had Squid's attitude, seriously, they'd be arrested by now

They'd be sent to rehab too!

Edited on 02/22/2009 4:35pm

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Chewster17
[8]Feb 22, 2009
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Yes I would hate them!! and if I was squidward then suicide/murder would be an option!...
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spongebobs1fan
[9]Feb 22, 2009
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I bet I wouldn't like them.
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spongebobfan200
[10]Feb 23, 2009
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squidard wrote:

squuiddward should just call the police and put them in jail

WHAT?! Spongebob and Patrick NEVER did a crime in front of Squidward!
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spongebobfan200
[11]Feb 23, 2009
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Okay, I hate this thread! If you like Squidward, and you hate Spongebob and Patrick messing with him, don't talk about the meanest thing you would do to them. If I were Squidward, I make his life even better, and Squidward would still be jealous.
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chentalsong
[12]Feb 23, 2009
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spongebobfan200 wrote:

squidard wrote:

squuiddward should just call the police and put them in jail

WHAT?! Spongebob and Patrick NEVER did a crime in front of Squidward!
Well they harass him almost everyday, isn't that enough? "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?! Wha-ha-ha-hy??!!!"
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NegiSpongie
[13]Feb 23, 2009
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I myself would love hanging around SpongeBob and Patrick. But if I were Squidward, I'd probably be as annoyed as him, but still like having them around since they would be my only real friends which is how I believe Squidward really feels deep down.
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FOP_fan17
[14]Feb 23, 2009
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I would try to get along and be friends with SpongeBob and Patrick. I think life would certainly be more enjoyable that way. But, if I simply could not get along with them, I would move or take out a restraining order...and get footage of my torture so I could make it permanent.
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chentalsong

[15]Feb 23, 2009

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NegiSpongie wrote:

I myself would love hanging around SpongeBob and Patrick. But if I were Squidward, I'd probably be as annoyed as him, but still like having them around since they would be my only real friends which is how I believe Squidward really feels deep down.

You mean that's how he USED to feel deep down. In the later seasons they abuse him too much.

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spongebobfan200

[16]Feb 23, 2009

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chentalsong wrote:

spongebobfan200 wrote:

squidard wrote:

squuiddward should just call the police and put them in jail

WHAT?! Spongebob and Patrick NEVER did a crime in front of Squidward!

Well they harass him almost everyday, isn't that enough? "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?! Wha-ha-ha-hy??!!!"

Squidward would only know if he's being harassed.

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chentalsong

[17]Feb 23, 2009

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spongebobfan200 wrote:

chentalsong wrote:

spongebobfan200 wrote:

squidard wrote:

squuiddward should just call the police and put them in jail

WHAT?! Spongebob and Patrick NEVER did a crime in front of Squidward!

Well they harass him almost everyday, isn't that enough? "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?! Wha-ha-ha-hy??!!!"

Squidward would only know if he's being harassed.

Don't you all know? I AM Squidward! I'm working undercover on an important case!

My outfit is hanging up in my closet. Oh yeah...and I have to be a the Nick studio by 4 tomorrow. Me and Tom Kenney gotta practice hitting each other with sticks. Well, I'll be doing most of the hitting.

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JellyFishJammer

[18]Feb 23, 2009

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chentalsong wrote:

spongebobfan200 wrote:

chentalsong wrote:

spongebobfan200 wrote:

squidard wrote:

squuiddward should just call the police and put them in jail

WHAT?! Spongebob and Patrick NEVER did a crime in front of Squidward!

Well they harass him almost everyday, isn't that enough? "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery?! Wha-ha-ha-hy??!!!"

Squidward would only know if he's being harassed.

Don't you all know? I AM Squidward! I'm working undercover on an important case!

Well, I've been saying for a while that I'm a squirrel from Bikini Bottom and nobody believes me

Hey, when you see Tom tomorrow (if he's still alive from all your hitting), remember to tell him I'll be waiting for him in Jellyfish Fields for a section of kah-rah-tay!

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NegiSpongie

[19]Feb 24, 2009

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chentalsong wrote:

NegiSpongie wrote:

You mean that's how he USED to feel deep down. In the later seasons they abuse him too much.

No, I don't mean used to. I still believe that's how he feels. You're the only one who seems to think otherwise.

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chentalsong

[20]Feb 24, 2009

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NegiSpongie wrote:

chentalsong wrote:

NegiSpongie wrote:

You mean that's how he USED to feel deep down. In the later seasons they abuse him too much.

No, I don't mean used to. I still believe that's how he feels. You're the only one who seems to think otherwise.

Well at least you understabd how I feel. But, it's just an opinion.

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