They were almost dead.

but sb said, and i quote 'Where alive!'

He was surprised.

oh, i see, he shouldh've died, then the water brings him and pat back to life, which is what shouldh've happended

Here's one Spongebob dies Laughing Hard and Swallows or Chockes on the Tooth

Maybe if you've played Christopher Ushko's version of Monkey Island II, Then i'd say something to do with a Dog, Boot and a watermelon.

That's a good idea to that.

gift shops

maybe a jellyfish accident.

Getting Stepped on Homer Simpson involving a Toy Gun,A Snow Plow,Moe Syzslak,a Pie,The Royal Fool,Husky Dog,Three Headed Dragon,Videos about Oswald the Octopus,Garfield,The 49'ers,Hades and a cactus with a tie.

He'd probably die performing dangerous stunts while jellyfishing at the same time.

He would die from Squidward,a Bumblebee and Robot named Carl

I think he'd have a rare moment of depression and commit suicide...

He would die from Dying

SpongeBob would be killed by super-conservative people who live in Utah.

spongebob can die from getting into a car accident, being stung by jelly fish too many times, or old age

his death would be from patrick forgetting to help him with something say if he was in the deep freezer and patrick was there for protection and sb somehow got stuck and called for patricks help but patrick being as stupid as he is thought someone else was calling him and runs off scared leaving poor sb to freeze to death.i know really elaborate

Who cares?