clam scam/crazy love

clam scam-spongebob goes to a restaurant and orders steamed clams with extra salt,and extra butter and a side of sea potato fries!after spongebob got stuffed a cage dropped down on him!it was plankton!he never tasted a krabby patty!so he is going to cook spongebob and eat him!could spongebob save himself from getting eaten by this crazy cannibal!?

crazy love-while squidward is making music with clarry,uncontrollably squidward's neck bends back and makes a cracking noise.then he started to like clarry and kiss it all the time!now spongebob and patrick must snap him out out it!

"A Plankton Christmas." (30 minute episode.) Even an evil villain such as Plankton just wants to have a good holiday season like anyone else, but Plankton isn't feeling the way he's supposed to feel during the holiday's, in fact, Plankton is feeling depressed! (Partially because nobody has sent him a Christmas card yet!) Plankton decides to ask former villain/current good guy Spongerob for advice. Spongerob says Plankton needs something that will get him involved in the holiday mood. The town is going to make a play about Christmas and they need a director for it! Everything is already practically taken care of for Plankton, all he has to do is show up at the Bikini Bottom Theatre Auditorium! Undaunted by his long list of failed projects, Plankton decides he's not going to let the past haunt him in trying to direct the best play he possibly can. However, it soon becomes apparent to Plankton that the play he's directing is WAY too commercialized even for his tastes! So he decides to get a Christmas Tree, and in true failing Plankton fashion, picks the wimpiest and sickliest Christmas Tree he can find! Plankton needs to know the true meaning of Christmas, but will he like the answer, or will he try to make his own? The answer may surprise you! Episode Notes: This episode will mark the first time that Squillam Fancyson has made an appearance in my spinoff called "Spongebob & Friends." Episode Quotes: Spongerob: "May I help you?" Plankton: "I'm in sad shape." Spongerob: "Hold it! Before we continue, I'll have to ask you for your payment. One quarter please!" Plankton: "Are you out of your cotton picking mind? That Lucy kid only charged a nickle for her services in that one special!" Spongerob: "That special was made in the 1960's and this ain't the 1960's. A nickle won't get you a jawbreaker anymore, and the only thing a dime is good for is making copy's, so quarters are basically the only form of coin currency left that's good for anything, now pony up!" Plankton: "Of all the- (grumbles) - here!" (clink!) Spongerob: "What a lovely sound! How I love to hear that quarter clank! The beautiful sound of cold hard cash! That one beautiful silver cent making a delightful jingle! The wonderful sound of a planking quarter! Now what seems to be your trouble, Plankton?" Plankton:" I feel depressed. I know I should feel happy, but I don't!" Spongerob: "Well I don't mean to sound like Dr. Phil McGrawfish, but the mere fact that you realize you need help means that all hope for you is not lost yet! The first thing to do is to find out what your afraid of. Once we do that, we can lable it. Are you afraid of tight closed spaces? If you are, than you have claustrophobia." Plankton: "I don't think that's the answer." Spongerob: "How about spiders?! If you're afraid of spiders, than you have arachnophobia." Plankton: "Well sort of. But I'm not sure." Spongerob: "Are you afraid of water? If you are, than you have hydrophobia. Maybe you have carbophobia which is the fear of starchy foods. Or schizophobia, which is the fear of multiple personalities. Or you might even have pantophobia. Do you think you have pantophobia?" Plankton: "What's pantophopia?" Spongerob: "The fear of everything!" Plankton: "THAT'S IT!" Sponge-rob: "Gary, you'll have to be all the animals in our play. Can you be a horse?" Gary: "Neigh!" Spongerob: "How about a pig?" Gary: "Oink, oink!" Spongerob: "How about a peinguin? (Gary starts tap-dancing, Sponge-rob pulls out a shell phone) Great news Morgan Freemanfish, Gary can make an excellent peinguin stand-in for the inevitable sequel that you call "March of the Peinguins 2: The Search for a Warmer Climate!" Squilliam: "This is the music that I have decided for this Christmas Play!" (Start's playing Beethoven's Fur Elise on his clarinet.) Spongerob: "What kind of Christmas music is this?" Squilliam: "Beethoven Christmas music." Spongerob: "Well what does he have to do with this holiday anyway? I saw the classic 1984 movie Amadeus, and Beethoven wasn't so great!" (Squilliam stop's playing his clarinet.) Squilliam: "What do you mean Beethoven wasn't so great?! And by the way, not only is the movie Amadeus not about Beethoven, it's about Mozart, and the movie is highly inaccurate besides the point!" Spongerob: " Irrelevant! Beethoven never got his own video game did he? Have you ever seen a game for this Beethoven? How can you possibly think someone is great if they've never even had their own video game?" Squilliam: "Oy vey!" Plankton: "Well I guess this disaster proves it, Christmas officially hates me! Nothing I ever do comes out right and I still don't know what Christmas is all about. ISN'T THERE ANYONE, in this ENTIRE STINKING OCEAN, who can tell me WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT?!" Spongerob: "You want to know the truth of what Christmas is all about? Do you really want to know what Christmas is all about?! Well I tell you. It used to be merely a day to mark the passing of the season's. From fall to winter, it was a day for people to count their blessings and be thankful for what they had. Until some evangelical power freaks got their hands on it and mutated it into this out of control shopping spree free for all that just screams that it has to come out sooner every year until your very last dollar is consumed! To put it in a nutshell, Christmas is no longer about counting your blessings. It's about one simple thing, and one simple thing alone: THE PRESENTS!" Plankton: "THAT'S IT?! THAT'S what Christmas is all about?! That's not the kind of answer I wanted to hear at all!" Spongerob sarcastically: "Oh boo-hoo-hoo, cry me a river why don't you? That's the honest truth and there's no two ways about it. You either accept it, or you don't! Besides, there's nothing anybody can do to change Christmas back to what it's supposed to be. The corporation's are big, and you are small! Deal with it, you invertebrate!" Plankton walking home in silence for a while, suddenly hears Spongerob's voice in his head: "Do you really want to know what Christmas is all about? It used to be merely a day to mark the passing of the season's. From fall to winter, it was a day for people to count their blessings and be thankful for what they had." Plankton: "I don't care if Christmas for everyone else has changed! I'm not going to conform to the methods of these corporations! I'll decorate this tree by myself, and prove that it really CAN make a good Christmas Tree!" Spongebob: "You know, I never really thought this was a TRULY bad tree. (Uprights the leaning tree and wraps Bump-Free's shirt around it to keep it from leaning.) It actually looks kind of nice when it's fixed up! Maybe what this tree needs is a little love!" (Everyone grabs some decorations from their house and puts it onto Plankton's tree.) Mr. Krabs: "I admit that Plankton's not a sucessful business Protozoan, but at least he got a decent tree!" (Everyone hum's Deck the Halls, Plankton comes running up.) Plankton: "What's going on here?" (Sees the decorated tree.) Everyone except Plankton: "Merry Christmas, to you, our favorite Plankton!" (End Credits start rolling, everyone sings Deck the Halls until the show ends.) That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

"A Miracle in Bikini Bottom" (72 minute made for TV movie broken up into 3 parts for episode viewing.) Nicole Shellivan Krabs has failed yet another driving test at Mrs. Puff's Boating School. This leaves Mrs. Puff a little more depressed than usual as this means that Nicole Shellivan Krabs will have to come back in the spring to take more driving lessons. Mrs. Puff is so sick and tired of getting students who can't seem to pass their driving tests. First there was Spongebob, and the only reason he managed to pass was with a lot of help and coaching from Rocky Knees. Unfortunatly, no such miracle is going to happen for Nicole as Rocky Knees has forsworn to ever helping anyone else master boating school after doing it for Spongebob caused Rocky Knees so much agony! Mrs. Puff can't stand the thought of being stuck in this dead-end career anymore, and finally wishes that she had never been born! But by a strange twist of fate, the clouds open up and someone ends up floating down from the sky. It looks like Spongebob, but he calls himself the Angel of Reason. Somehow Mrs. Puff isn't surprised by this. The Angel tries to talk Mrs. Puff out of such an insane wish, but Mrs. Puff just won't listen to reason. Since it's doing no good to tell her, the Angel has to show her. Life has never truly been that bad for Mrs. Puff. In fact, when she was young she was full of pep and optimism! Nothing ever got her down, and she was one of the best students going to school. She took the job to teach Boating School because she couldn't stand the thought of people driving around the ocean causing traffic accidents, and thusly hoped to prevent them by taking this job. Mrs. Puff admits that the past was maybe a little better than she was remembering it, but she's still not convinced. So the Angel takes Mrs. Puff back to the present to show her all of the creatures who find Mrs. Puff to be important. Mrs. Puff can't believe there are that many sea creatures who think highly of her, but she still can't see any difference in how the ocean would be if she had never been born. So the Angel pulls out his trump card. He decides to show Mrs. Puff what life would've been like in Bikini Bottom, if Mrs. Puff had never been born. If Mrs. Puff had never been born, lame cartoon shows like "Voltron" and "The Smurfs" would STILL be on the air, Pauly Shore would've been elected president of the United States in 1992, the Krusty Krab would've gone out of business and Mr. Krabs forced to live in abject poverty. Patrick would've become a criminal serving alongside General Barricuda and Spongerob Hotpants. Sandy Cheeks and Rocky Knees would've never moved to Bikini Bottom. Pearl Krabs would be forced to work for Plankton. Karen and Plankton would've succeeded in building the Mega Chum Bucket. Everyone's minds in the ocean would be controlled by Plankton as he declared himself dictator for life! Finally, Spongebob and her husband would be dead stranded above the ocean in the shell shop as they nearly were dead in the "Spongebob Squarepants" movie! Mrs. Puff doesn't want any of THAT to happen! She wants to live! She wants the ocean to be a good place to live for good sea creatures of the ocean! She can't give up on life just because she's going through a couple of rough patches. She has to see things through to the very end! With that, Mrs. Puff's journey through this alternate reality has ended, and Mrs. Puff thanks the lucky stars she's alive. They say that every time Spongebob rings the bell for one of the Krusty Krab's customers, an angel gets it's wings. And believe you me, the Angel of Reason has sure earned his wings today! Episode Notes: This made for TV movie is basically a parody of the 1947 classic movie "Miracle on 34th Street!" That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

Episode Idea 1: "Frosty the Snow Sea Star Returns" The Snow Sea Star that Patrick made named Frosty earlier in the month of December, comes back to warn Patrick, General Barricuda is trying something really desparate to destroy Spongebob and his friends. General Barricuda is building a super heating ray which when completed, will completely and irreversably melt any and all snow in the world. If this happens, not only will winter never be the same, but the world will be forever changed and NOT for the better! Can Patrick convince his friends to trust his word on this, and stop General Barricuda from suceeding in his sadistic plot? "On the First Day of Winter" Today is the day when the sun spends the least amount of time in the sky and the moon is around for longer than at any time in the year. Everyone has their own idea on how to celebrate the official beginning of winter, and Spongebob wants to try all of these fun ideas! Will Spongebob be sucessful? Episode Idea 2: "The Legend of Frosty the Snow Sea Star." Patrick's favorite snow creation, Frosty the Snow Sea Star, feels that the only reason more creatures in the ocean aren't so willing to accept the fact a sea star made of snow CAN come to life, is because they're not famillar with Frosty as a legend. So Frosty wants Patrick to write the best story for Frosty possible. The more creatures that believe in Frosty, the easier it will be, for Frosty to make his presence known to other sea creatures in need of his friendship. "The Nut Cracker Sweet!" A tradition for Sandy and Rocky before every year on the day before Christmas Eve is to produce a play based on the Nut Cracker, a little wooden soldier who can crack nuts, and acorns, and walnuts, and pistachio's, and peanuts, and macademia's! But in General Barricuda's diabolical mind, shelled cashews aren't the ONLY things that a nut cracker can crack! With the right sort of evil modifications, General Barricuda can turn the nut cracker into a tool that can break ANY thing that opposes him? Can Spongebob, Sandy, and Rocky keep the nut cracker away from General Barricuda while keeping the play running smoothly without having anyone notice that something is amiss? One things for sure, it certainly is going to be fun and funny to watch our favorite characters dance along to such classics as The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies and The Nut Cracker Suite itself! Those are my episode ideas for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

squid fall/barnacle burger

squid fall-while squidward is painting he trips over a pencil and falls out of  the window.then he wakes up and finds himself tripping over a pencil again!it keeps happening over and over again!now squidward must find a way to get from out of this mess!


barnacle burger:a new fast food restaurant opens up and it's bigger,better,and tastier than the krusty krab!mr.krab found
a flyer in his office and it said:"barnacle burger!tastiest burgers in the sea! and we pay employees over 30000,4542,348 dollars a week!mr.krabs then leaves the krusty krab and works at barnacle burger.until,blandy takes over the krusty krab!could spongebob and squidward stop blandy's evil plan?

"How the Evil Sea Star (Almost) Stole Christmas!" (30 minute Christmas episode special.) In a story that rhymes, we are presented with Smarttrick, who hates the idea of Christmas and all who enjoy it. He devises a plan to stop Christmas from coming, but will he be able to pull it off? Episode Notes: The narration of this episode as well as Smarttrick's voice is for this episode only, done by legendary horror movie actor Christopher Lee, in an homage to Boris Karloff. Since this story is told through rhyme, the only way to do this story justice is to tell the whole story through the episode quotes! Episode Quotes: Bikini Bottom Citizens singing: Fa foo doris da who domis welcome Christmas bring your light, welcome Christmas, on its way. Welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, Christmas Day is in our grasp so long as we have hands to clasp. Trim up the trees with plinkle balls and woofer-woos and wuzzle-was, trim up the weaves with sprinkle snows and deller das. Cause Christmas time is here, so hurry while you can, we've got a lot of work to do to make our Christmas grand! There's lots of peppermint sticks right in the candy store, trim up the boozle bricks then run out and get some more! Trim up the house with glitter galls and sparkle span. Trim up your uncle and your aunt with yards of figgy flan! Christopher Lee narrating: Every creature down in Bikini Bottom likes Christmas a lot. But a sea star who lived on the outskirts did not. Smarttrick hates Christmas, the whole holiday season! Please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be because his pants were too tight, or maybe his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think the most likely reason of all is that his heart is two sizes too small. But whatever the reason his heart or his pants, he hated the creatures without a second glance. For on Christmas he knew that every little sea girl and sea boy would rush out of bed with the sound of laughter and joy. 'And they will all be happy!' he snarled with a sneer. 'Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!' And on his new sea dog Gax, Smarttricks fingers were nervously drumming. 'I must find a way to keep Christmas from coming! For on tomorrow I know that every sea girl and sea boy will rush down to find toys and then the noise! All the noise, Noise, NOISE! If there's one thing I hate it's all the noise, Noise, NOISE! And there will be wheels rattling from toy railroad car kits, the kind that keep me up at night and give me nervous fits! Drums will be banging, and loud cymbals clanging! And there'll be noisy games like Ka-Zitter-Ka-Zay, a loud noisy combo between lacrosse and croquet. Then all the sea creatures young and old will sit down to a feast. They will eat, they will feast, and they'll feast, Feast, FEAST! They'll feast on sea pudding and rare Sea Roast Beast! Roast Beast is a feast I can't stand in the least! Then, they'll do something I hate most of all! All the sea creatures the tall and the small will stand in the square, with fireworks exploding, Christmas bells ringing, and all the sea creatures, will then start singing! And they'll ring and they'll sing, and they'll sing, Sing, SING!' And the more Smarttrick thought of this Sea Creature Sing, the more the star thought: 'I must stop this whole thing! Why, for 23 days I've put up with it now! I must keep Christmas from coming! But how?' Then he got an idea. An AWFUL idea! The Sea Star got wonderfully horrible AWFUL idea! 'I know just what to do,' Smarttrick chuckled with his throat. 'I'll make a quick Santa hat and a coat! What a neat sea star trick! With this hat and coat, I'll look just like old Nick!' Aries Spears singing: You're a mean one Mr. Star, you really are a heel. You're as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel Mr. Star! You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a foul one Mr. Star, your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul Mr. Star! I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole! Christopher Lee: 'All I need is a sea deer!' Smarttrick looked around but since sea deer were scarce there were none to be found but did that stop him? Smarttrick simply said: 'If I can't find a sea deer, I'll make one instead!' So he got his sea dog and with some black thread, tied a big sea horn on the top of his head. Then he got a red sleigh, filled it with empty sacks, and when Smarttrick was ready, he whistled for Gax. Than Smarttrick and his sea dog began their trip down to where all the sea creatures lay a-snooze in their town. (Commercial Break.) The whole town was dark, no one knew he was there. All the sea creatures were dreaming sweet dreams without care. He pointed in a tree dome, and nested in there was a sweet, fresh pineapple house to be found there. 'We will make this the very first stop' Smarttrick said, and climbed out of the sea sleigh that was red. And then the sea star very quick very nimbly, decided to slide himself down the sea chimney. He slid his way down, a rather tight fit but if Santa could do it, then so could Smarttrick. He got stuck only once for a minute or two, and then he stuck his head out of the chimney place flu. 'These stockings' he snarled, 'are the first things to go!' Then he slithered around the tree with a smile most unpleasant and the sea star very greedily took every present. Video games, pan-tooblers, fan-fooblers and plums, DVD's, drawing books and drums! Then the sea star one by one very nimbly, threw up all the gifts right up the chimney! Aries Spears: You're a vile one Mr. Star, there are termites in your smile. You have every charming tenderness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Star! Given the choice between the two of you I'd pick the seasick crocodile! You're a rotter Mr. Star, you're the king of sinful thoughts! You're a wicked crooked jockey and you drive a crooked art, Mr. Star! You're a terrible three deckered poison toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! Christopher Lee: Then the sea star still crept, he took the whole feast! He took the sea pudding! He took the roast sea beast! He threw all of the food up in a such a great flash, why that sea star even took the last can of sea hash! Then the Sea Star chuckled with glee! 'Now' grinned the Sea Star, 'I'll stuff up the tree!' As the Star pushed, as he started to shove he heard a small sound like the coo of a sea dove! He turned around quick and he saw a Cheeks! Little Stephen H. Cheeks whose age was barely 3 weeks! The sea star was nervous though the sea sponge was shy, and then the young boy asked- Stephen: Santa Claus why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree, why? Christopher Lee: But Smarttrick's brain was so sharp and he was so slick that he thought up a lie and he thought it up quick! 'My dear sweet child' the fake Santa Claus lied, 'there's a light on the tree that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it up to my workshop at the North Pole there. I'll fix it up then I'll bring it back here.' And his fib fooled the child as the star got the kid a cup, then Smarttrick very greedily stuffed the tree up! And the last thing the sea star took, that big liar, was the log for the Cheeks' big roaring fire! On their walls he left nothing but some hooks and some wires. And the one speck of food the star left in the house was a sea crumb, that was even too small for a sea mouse! Then he did the same thing to the other sea creatures houses, leaving sea crumbs much too small for the other sea creatures sea mouses! Aries Spears: You nauseate me, Mr. Star, with a nauseous, sulfur thought! Your brain is full of unwashed socks with moldy purple spots Mr. Star! Your soul is an apalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Your a bad one Mr. Star, your a nasty wafty skunk! Your lungs are filled with sea slugs and your kidney's are full of gunk, Mr. Star! The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: stink, Stank, STUNK! Christopher Lee : It was an hour before dawn, all the creatures still a-snooze, all the creatures still in night gowns, when the sea star took the sleigh and rode it out of town! 14,000 feet up, up the top of Mount Trumpet where the sea star would take the sleigh full of gifts to the tip-top to dump it! 'Boo-hoo for those fools' Smarttrick would gloat! I'm sorry to say this sleigh will not float! I'm so glad I'm nearly humming, they'll soon find out that no Christmas is coming! They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or 2 and the sea creatures will cry boo-hoo. Whoo! That's a noise' grinned the star, 'that I simply MUST hear!' And he paused for a minute, and he did hear a sound. It started in low, then it started to grow. But this sound wasn't sad, why this sound sounded glad. All the sea creatures in Bikini Bottom the young and the small were all singing without ANY presents at ALL! The star hadn't stopped Christmas from coming: it came! Some how or other, it came just the same! And the sea star with his feet standing cold in the snow stood puzzling and puzzling. 'How could it be so? It came without ribbons, it came without tags! It came without packages, boxes, or bags!' He puzzled and thought until his thinker was sore. Then the sea star thought of something he hadn't before. Maybe Christmas he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps, means a little bit more. What happened then? In Bikini Bottom they say that Smarttrick's small heart grew 3 sizes that day. And then the true meaning of Christmas seeped through and Smarttrick found the strength of 10 sea stars plust 2! And now that Smarttrick's heart wasn't so tight, he raced down the mountain in the early morning light. Traveling down the sleigh, down the side of Mount Trumpet, he brought back the gifts for every sea creature and pet. He brought back the video games, he brought back the pan-tooblers, fan-fooblers and Plums! He brought back the DVD's, drawing books and drums! He brought everything back, all the food for the feast. And the sea star himself, carved the roast sea beast. Welcome Christmas while it stands heart to heart and hands in hands. Christmas day is in our grasp so long as we have hands to clasp. Christmas day will always be just as long as we have we!/ Enough said, true believers! The End!

Sleeping Spongebob: It all starts with Spongebob getting ready to go to bed. He goes alsleep and snores. Making Gary put on Ear Plugs. Meanwhile, Plankton stole a Krabby Patty crum and is about to use his enlarger machine to turn it into a krabby patty. Spongebob wakes up in the middle of the night and walks out thinking he's going to work when he's sleep walking. He accidently then enters the chum bucket and walks THROUGH the enlarger. Plankton realizes he shouldn't have made the machine out of clay. Karen's computer sighs. Spongebob then grabs Plankton's stick that was charging his giant plankton suit. Plankton is starting to hate this. Then SPongebob takes Plankton and puts him on the heater. And starts flipping Plankton with the stick. Spongebob then takes more parts and forms a fake Krabby Patty. Plankton gets out of the patty and hides behind a wall. Plankton tries to think of a plan but then realizes Spongebob is above him. And it continues on. What can Plankton do to stop Spongebob?

Double The Pain:Spongebob and Patrick were just jellyfishing at the Jelly Fish feilds. Then Patrick spots a strange looking hole. But then starts staring at grass. Spongebob then looks at the grass Patrick is staring at. he tells Patrick that that's just grass. Spongebob then steps onto the strange hole and then causes a little warp hole to appear. Spongebob then sees something come out. Patrick then asks what Spongebob is starring at. And says it's just a hole. A mysterious person that had the shape of Spongebob's body come. it was a clone of SPongebob that doesn't move! Spongebob then says this is so cool and asks Patrick to help him carry his clone. Spongebob and Patrick use this clone to do tricks on Squidward. Squidward gets sick of it and decides to try to make his own clone somehow. What will happen then?

Episode Idea 1: "Raging Krabs" (72 minute made for TV Movie broken up in three 24 minute segments for episode viewing.) What does a crab do when there need's to be an trading of not so good gifts for better ones? Normally, when the crab is Mr. Krabs, he saves the receipts & takes them to the gift trading department from the mall he bought the presents from. Unfortunatly, with it being the holiday season, everyone at the mall is off on vacation & there's nobody to help exchange the gifts Mr. Krabs needs to exchange. Fortunatly, there is another way to get better gifts. An annual underground boxing tournament is being held. Each contestant must wager their own gifts in order to enter, & whoever ends up being the toughest sea creature gets first choice out of all the gifts being wagered! So after the time of hard training, comes the time of rising through the ranks, & then the time to face against the current reigning champion! Unfortunatly, that happens to be General Barricuda, who wants revenge against Mr. Krabs after Eugene's Armor Ab's broke the evil fishes fist in their last encounter! Can Mr. Krabs hold out against the maniacal menace? If Mr. Krabs has the eye of the tiger fish, than Mr. Krabs just might prevail! Episode Notes: The episode title segment is a reference to the classic 1980 movie "Raging Bull!" Episode Idea 2: "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." (30 minute episode.) Bikini Bottom has some new female folk moving into town, and it has Spongerob Hotpants and Patrick Star gaping with disbelief! These two girls could very well be Spongerob's and Patrick's female doubles! By name, these girls are Spongette Triangleskirts, and Patricia Rockdweller. As it turns out, Spongette has the personality of a real comedian, and Patricia is actually super smart (albeit not Sandy Cheeks level smart,) but while these girls seem like the perfect match for these two qualified bachelors, they're just interested in having fun! Can Spongerob and Patrick find a way to win these two new girls' loves? Episode Notes: Character Debuts of Spongette Triangleskirts voiced by Nicole Parker of "MADtv" fame, and Patricia Rockdweller voiced by Tara Strong of "The PowerPuff Girls" fame. Those are my episode ideas for today!  Enough said, true believers! The End!

Episode Idea 1: "Child's Play AKA Anything But!" (30 minute episode.) General Barricuda can't believe his luck! Each time he comes up with a plan, every instance he comes with an undefeatable sinister plot, Spongebob and his friends always find a way to foil his schemes! General Barricuda for the life of him can't figure out how they manage to do it, only if General Barricuda had known Spongebob and his friends when they were helpless kids, he would've had no problem defeating them! This gives General Barricuda the most devious design for a machine General Barricuda could ever concoct! By building an age reversifier, a machine that sends out birillium rays to turn everyone over the age of 21 back into helpless children, with General Barricuda shielding himself from the effects in an age reversifier force field blocker so he won't be affected when it does its work, General Barricuda hopes to catch the intrepid hero's off guard and finally be able to gain the upper fin in defeating these good guys once and for all! With Spongebob, Spongerob, Sandy Cheeks, Rocky Knees, Mr. Krabs, Nicole Shellivan Krabs, Dogward, Patrick, Spongette, Patricia, Larry, Kevin, and Bubble Bass all reduced to being mere children, do they have any possible chance in stopping General Barricuda and finding a way to return themselves back to normal? We better hope so! Episode Notes: This will be the third time in the series General Barricuda's anger has caused him to mutate into his angry Hulk fish form! Episode Idea 2: "A Season to Remember" (30 minute episode.) It's fifty years in the future in Bikini Bottom. The talking robots, flying cars, food-a-rac-a-cycles, cogs, and sprockets promised to us in "The Jetson's" are finally a reality. In a famillar old pineapple, still looking fresh from the many preservatives pumped into it for so many years, a seemingly famillar sponge makes his way back towards the home he remembers so fondly, but the sponge is not who you think it is. Inside, a bunch of young sea sponges and squirrels are counting their blessings before a holiday dinner with an elderly female squirrel. Meanwhile, an elderly male sponge finally arrives home for work. These two elderly creatures happen to be the great-grandparents of these eight sea sponges and eight squirrels sitting around them. Then the sponge enters, and many other famillar faces jump out in surprise to greet him! Stephen H. Cheeks has returned to help his mother and father celebrate the holidays! Everyone finally re-introduces themselve to the now grown-up Stephen H. Cheeks. Mr. Krabs and Nicole Shellivan Krabs are wealthy, retired trillionaires after founding Krusty Krab Inc. and spreading the Krabby Patty franchise all over the world. Pearl is now married to Bump-Free, and they're the current owners of Krusty Krab Inc. Spongebob is still lovingly married to Sandy Cheeks and wouldn't have it any other way. Spongebob and Kevin are still working at the now historical original Krusty Krab where it all started even though it's hardly neccessary with Mr. Krabs having so much wealth, Mr. Krabs and his wife have now become philanthropists giving their money away to sea creatures less fortunate then they are. Larry has retired as Mermaid Man, passing on the mantle to one of Spongebob's kids, Murray. Rocky Knees has also married and bachelorized when his wife passed away a few years ago. Rocky has also passed on the mantle of Barnacle Boy to his grandson, Jason David Cheeks. Spongerob finally married again to Spongette, but they didn't stick around Bikini Bottom long with Spongerob naturally being a drifter, went whereever the wind in the sea called his name, and whereever Spongerob went, his wife Spongette went to! Patrick spent a lot of time developing his intellect before marrying Patricia Rockdweller, and having kids of their own. Kevin has also married to a sea cucumber, by the name of Alison, and they had kids of their own. Nobdoy has heard from Smarttrick, Bubble Bass, Mr. and Mrs. Puff, or from John K. Cheeks or Joe Cheeks recently because the last that anyone has heard, they went off on a space mission to colonize the planets around the star of Alpha Centauri. With everyone at last properly reintroduced, Spongebob who now has a long white beard completely covering his completely naked body, is finally able to properly recount the time on how on one particular holiday season, there almost WAS no holiday season, due to the selfishness and evilness of General Barricuda, in trying to turn different holiday beliefs against each other. Only by learning to be tolerant of all these different holiday beliefs, could General Barricuda be stopped. Jason David Cheeks is pleased by his great uncle's stories as always and is about to take his young children home, until he gets a call Plankton the III is terrorizing the citizens of Atlantis under the rule of Queen Mindy. Jason Cheeks asks if Spongebob wouldn't mind looking after his children a little longer, and Spongebob doesn't mind at all. Sandy can't believe that even after so many years have gone by, Spongebob & Stephen H. Cheeks are still the same warm, loving, caring, kind, and polite sponges they have always been and wonders what Sandy is ever going to do with them. Spongebob says that all Sandy needs to do is just care for Spongebob, and that's all she ever needs to do! Episode Notes: As a nod to the guy who  originally created Spongebob and many of the characters in my spin-off "Spongebob and Friends," Stephen Hillenburg will voice the grown-up Stephen H. Cheeks in this episode. That's my episode ideas for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!

Episode Idea 1: "Patchy the Pirate Presents Spongebob's Rocking New Year's Eve Celebration Party!" A 15 hour marathon preceding the actual episode featuring the best 30 episodes as voted by fans (and this time the votes won't be rigged! ) of the show "Spongebob and Friends," before premiering this actual episode to air at 11:30 P.M. on New Year's Eve! The episode has Spongebob and his friends bring in the new year as only they can: with the irrelevant humor and festive celebration that Spongebob & his friends bring! Featuring an actual countdown with Spongebob & his friends along with Patchy as the Ball comes down in New Time's square! You won't want to miss this New Year's Celebration! Episode Notes: This will be the first time that Patchy the Pirate has hosted a special for the spin-off series of "Spongebob and Friends." Episode Idea 2: "We Are the Toons" (90 minute special.) This will be a one time only special event. First for 12 hours from 8 A.M. to 8 P.M. on New Year's Day, different cartoon characters from different cartoon companies will be performing from different locations all around the world to raise money for a wonderful cause: to help alleviate the pain and suffering experienced by underpriviledged people in 3rd world countries. Than at 8 P.M. comes the real tour de force! The 90 minute special will air. Heroic cartoon characters from different make-ups, different walks of life, different fan-bases, and even different worlds, will put aside their differences. First they must stop a union of all the most dangerous villains from all the different companies from using a machine that is intended to keep people in ignorance of the suffering of others. Once they succeed in stopping this sinister plot comes the real special event, all of the heroic cartoon characters will sing their own special rendition of "We Are the World" as "We Are the Toons." There may never be another oppurtunity to see different cartoon characters from different cartoon companies working together to solve a problem, so this is definitely one special you don't want to miss! Episode Note: Although this special isn't part of the "Spongebob & Friends" show proper, it is intended to be the season 3 finale for this show. The marathon and special is designed to be a marathon to raise money for the poor and starving people of underpriviledged nations when it airs. When the special is released on DVD, all the money made from sales of the DVD will go directly to the charity. Those are my episode ideas for today! Enough said, true believers! The End!