Spongey Phantom(Danny Phantom Crossover)

Plankton builds a ghost portal from which he plans to use to steal the krabby patty formula.Spongebob overhears his plan and decides to stop him.He whips out his karate gear to try and sabotage the machine.Plankton opens the portal and the box ghost appears from it.Terrified,spongebob tries to hit it back into the portal but slips on the floor and lands in the portal.Elsewhere,danny fenton is getting ready to have some fun with his friends in a ghost-free weekend.Spongebob comes out in amity park where he can somehow stay moist and decides to look around and ask if anyone knows the way back to bikini bottom.He spots danny,tucker and sam walking down the street and decides to ask them.Danny's ghost sense is set off by the ghost energy around spongebob from the ghost zone.Danny transforms and attacks spongebob.Spongebob whips out his karate gear again and a battle between ghost and sponge begins with danny as the victor.When spongebob explains the situation,danny decides to help him.They go to the ghost zone and emerge in plankton's laboratory.Plankton has already gathered together the box ghost,ember,skulker,technus,johnny 13 and the fright knight to attack the krusty krab with.Danny and spongebob defeat the ghosts and stuff plankton in a jar.Danny bids farewell to spongebob and destroys plankton's portal on the other side of the ghost zone.

Timbob Turnpants (The Fairly Oddparents Crossover)

Timmy turner has an oceanology report due in one day.Being lazy,timmy uses his fairy godparents cosmo and wanda to wish himself to a place where fish could tell him about the ocean.He is transported to bikini bottom.He starts asking the fish some questions but they are frightened by his unusual appearance and ignore him.Timmy spots spongebob and patrick and asks them.They agree to help him.Meanwhile,plankton's computer wife,karen has detected some powerful beings in bikini bottom and plankton decides to use them to power his chumbot 2.0.Meanwhile,spongebob and patrick are helping timmy with his report while cosmo plays with string and wanda reads "so your husband is a moron".Suddenly,plankton captures cosmo and wanda and uses them to power his chumbot 2.0.He starts to attack bikini bottom and spongebob,patrick and timmy try to stop him.Nothing seems to work but spongebob has an idea,he tricks the robot into freeing cosmo and wanda.After that timmy decides to poof back home but accidentally takes spongebob,patrick and plankton with him.Once there,timmy wishes spongebob,patrick and plankton could stay dry.The heat of the sun blinds plankton and his robot slips and falls into a lake.After placing plankton in a jar,timmy wishes spongebob and patrick back to bikini bottom.

27. The Two-Headed Dutchman / Puppet Show "Great Entertainment (not)"

The Two-Headed Dutchman: When the Flying Dutchman is about to scare a citizen in Rock Bottom, he develops another head, which scares the citizen even more. The other head almost looks like the Flying Dutchman, only he is scarier (look at those sharp, large teeth, terrifying expressions, and ugly face) and a vegetarian. The Flying Dutchman is not used to this, so he flies to SquidBob's house at night, seeking for advice on how to deal with this. SpongeBob wakes up gets excited that he has a new friend to play with, while Squidward gasps and tries to hide under the blanket. SpongeBob is about to ask if they could sleep with him and Squidward when the Flying Dutchman (original) asks Squidward what it's like to be stuck with someone else. Squidward is too frightened to answer and Boris (the other Dutchman calls him that) yells at him in a demon-like voice and threatens that he'll beat him to a pup by throwing fire balls. He answers very quickly, saying that being stuck to SpongeBob is annoying. The Flying Dutchman asks if he can live with him for a while. Squidward says no and Boris tricks him into saying yes. For the rest of the night, they sleep together and Squidward stays awake the whole night. Boris wakes everyone up extremely early by yelling and belching really loud (the neighbors can hear it). SpongeBob wants to try it and does the same exact thing only with a louder belch. Boris gets angry and belches so loud, that the whole ocean can hear it! SpongeBob gives up and awards Boris with a cake made out of toothpaste. Boris destroys it and slaps SpongeBob. He laughs. After that, Maurice (one of the neighbors from the episode, New Neighbors on the Block) throws a boot at them and warns them to be quiet. The Flying Dutchman is bored, so he asks if there's anything to do around Aqua Bottom. Squidward mutters and Boris zaps him into another dimension. Now SquidBob is temporarily SpongeBob SquarePants again (every part of him is the same and no sign of Squidward)! SpongeBob cries, the Flying Dutchman cheers him up, and SpongeBob feels better. He suggests that they explore Aqua Bottom. They both like this and they go on a tour with SpongeBob. SpongeBob shows him every place, including the Chocolate Club, The Fried Shrimp, and much more. When he takes them to SpongeBill's house, he screams in terror at both The Flying Dutchman and SpongeBob. He asks about what happened to SpongeBob. Boris yells at him and tells him that he temporarily zapped Squidward into another dimension. If SpongeBill doesn't believe it, Boris will zap him to another dimension. After they are done with the tour, Boris loathed the whole tour and if SpongeBob doesn't make it up to him, he'll send him to Davy Jones’s locker. He makes it up by doing whatever Boris wants, including enlarging a seanut, carrying him around, etc. and it does not go well. Meanwhile, The Flying Dutchman tries to make Boris leave.

Puppet Show "Great Entertainment (not)": When an old friend named Harry Turtle invites Tina to a special party on land (he sent a fishbowl, so Tina can stay alive), Tina is excited because she hasn't seen him in a while. He plans to get Tina to the surface by sending a rock down tied to a string. She goes to her car and drive to the given location, which is in the city of Trippen (named in memory of Gloria Trippen, an adventurer who mysteriously died hundreds of years ago). There, there will be a large rock next to the Frisky Automobiles center (where prices are unbelievably low). That is the same rock Harry drops. Tina is about to turn when she suddenly stops. Why? Because there is a human diver who is unconscious. She calls for help and after that, the diver tells Tina a story in the hospital. A story that involves a chicken with no head. It was running for it's life against the mad----Tina attempts to leave right in the story, but the diver screams and Tina comes back We get back to the story as the chicken was running for its life  against the mad, deadly, and bloodthirsty cows from planet...Splak. Tina tries to leave again and the diver screams louder again. The nurse suggests that she stay until the diver is done with the story because other patients are trying to rest or sleep. The diver continues the story, this time mentioning the cows' motive. They wanted to eat meat instead of the tasteless, filthy grass. Tina didn't like the story, so she added her own twist. The chicken was a lava spy from the Sun in a terribly designed chicken costume who came to Splak searching for...Tina forgets what she was about to say and decides to make puppets to make things easier to visualize. She'll be the chicken spy and the diver will be the cows. The diver cries because he wanted to be the chicken spy. Tina switches roles and becomes the chicken spy. They start to draw backgrounds too. The diver takes a turn and says, "The ultimate weapon of mass destruction that can destroy anything." Soon, their "story" turns into a puppet show and slowly everyone starts to watch, but will Tina remember that she has a party to attend to?

Spoiler: At the end of their puppet, the chicken ends up desintegrating the whole universe, causing the end of the world. Also, Tina arrives at the party late and never gets to see the friend again until she gets a package containing something special.

"She's a Beauty (One in a Million Crabs.)" Mr. Krabs is tired of the old bachelor life. As far as he's concerned, it stinks! But fate intervenes when a brand new crab walks through the Krusty Krab: the most beautiful female crab Mr. Krabs ever laid eyes on! With blond hair, green eyes, & good shell skin complexion, Mr. Krabs thinks he's found the soul-mate of his life at last! Mr. Krabs introduces himself & asks the 20-something lady crab her name & she says she's Nicole Shellivan, but that he can call her Nicole. (Just don't call her Nikki or you die!) The two instantly hit it off & there couldn't be a more perfect relationship in the ocean. Until Mr. Krabs introduces Nicole to his daughter Pearl. Instead of being happy her dad has found a potential new wife, she's downright jealous & goes to insane lengths to try & get rid of Nicole so Mr. Krabs can focus all of his attention back to Pearl. Can Mr. Krabs maintain a healthy relationship & keep his daughter happy at the same time? You better keep your fingers crossed!

"Spongebob Squared X2" Squidward is trying to bake a perfect souffle, but Sponge-bob's decided that it's a good time to tell Squidward a story about a story about how a man & lady fish met in the park & had a picnic & despite Squidward's efforts to drown out the chattering, he can still hear Spongebob talk! Finally he's had enough & says all he hears in his house is Spongebob, Spongebob, Spongebob! But Squid-ward's forgotten all about his souffle which at that moment explodes in his oven, knocking Squidward unconscious. When Spongebob asks if Squidward's okay he replies by saying the fun-loving sponge named Spongebob's always okay & nothing gets him down! The real Spongebob, shocked to hear this, asks Squidward who he thinks Spongebob is. Squidward says everyone wants to be like Spongebob & Squid-ward figured Spongebob was just another poser. Spongebob's miffed that Squid-ward's copying the habits Spongebob usually does. Spongebob always thought it'd be fun to have Squidward do fun stuff with Spongebob, but now Spongebob finds it annoying as Squidward won't give Spongebob a moment's peace. Spongebob tries various ways to get Squidward back to normal, but nothing works. Then Spongebob realizes the reason he & Squidward have a great relationship is Squidward knows Spongebob better than anyone else in the ocean, & Spongebob devises the perfect plan to get Squidward back to normal! Episode Notes: Nicole Sullivan (Of "MADtv, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Kim Possible" and "King of Queens" fame) provides the voice of Nicole Shellivan. Episode Quotes: Pearl:"I can't believe the one time I want daddy to notice me and he's focused on something that isn't even money!" Nicole to Pearl:"Sweetie, there's no reason for you to be jealous of me." Pearl:"Easy for you to say. Eugene Krabs doesn't forget YOUR name half of the time!" Squid-ward:"Spongebob, this isn't one of your stupid knock-knock jokes is it?" Spongebob:" No." Squidward:"Translation: Yes." Squidward to Spongebob:"Can't you be quiet for half a second?! I can't concentrate! SHUT UP!" Spongebob, after Squidward called him a poser:"Okay, that hurt." Patrick:"I heard once if you dunk a bucket of water on someones head, it will turn them back to normal." Spongebob:"You know that we're constantly surrounded by water, right?" Patrick:"And your point is?" Spongebob:"It's the stupidest plan I ever heard of! Let's do it!" Patrick, dressed up & talking like Mr. Krabs:"Squidward, fire up the grill! Count the cash in the cash register! Clean the barnacles out from under table 7 as I am your boss & you must do it because it's in your contract!" (The person he's talking to turns out to be the real Mr. Krabs, who screams and faints at the sight of seeing himself.) Squidward voice-over as Sponge-bob:"Dear diary, today I went for my usual stroll down Jellyfish fields. I saw ten jellyfish and managed to catch six of them. (Out loud to Patrick) Hey Mr. Krabs, have you gained weight?" Patrick:"Okay, that really hurt." Spongebob:"Squidward's be-come so much like me, it's not even fun to be me anymore. I had no idea I was so perky and annoying all the time." Mr. Krabs:"You're not always perky and annoying. Sometimes you're just annoying." Spongebob gets a light-bulb fish over his head:" That's it! Why didn't I think of it sooner? The answer's so obvious! If I'm going to get Squidward back, I have to make him sick of my personality! I've got to be more of myself than I've ever been before and out-Spongebob Squidward!" Mr. Krabs:"OK, I didn't really get all of that, but it sounds like a plan." Squidward after he turns back to normal shouts:"I can never talk whenever you start talking like that! It always drives me crazy and you know it!" Spongebob happily:"Oh Squidward, you're back!" Squidward:"Back? What do you mean? Did I go on a trip?" Spongebob:"Let's just say you've been away for a while. And from now on, I'm really going to try to pay attention to you whenever you say I'm getting on your nerves." The End

Feeling Chummy/ E.V.I.L.

Feeling Chummy: Karen, Plankton’s computer wife is constantly creating plans that Plankton uses and they fail him all the time. Plankton sells Karen and uses his money he got from her to buy a robot named Lisa. Lisa has an interest in Mr. Krabs more than Plankton, so he goes to the person who he sold Karen to who is supposedly Spongebob and does all sorts of deeds to get back Karen.         

E.V.I.L.: Spongebob finds a photo album in Gary’s shell and starts looking through it. He finds a picture of a girl who looks exactly how he did 10 years younger except the picture was of a girl. Spongebob asks his parents who she is and they say she is Spongebob’s cousin Brushette. Spongebob goes to her house and finds out she is an evil genius bent on taking over the world. She shows Spongebob a movie about being evil and sings a song about it. Then Spongebob says he would never accept that lifestyle and sings the F.U.N. song from Season 1.

I have a new spin-off!

LittleBob TinyPants

LittleBob vs. CoolBob

LittleBob comes to Bikini Bottom to see his uncle SpongeBob. He meets CoolBob who is about to pull a prank on Squidward, but LittleBob stops him. He swears revenge and soon tells everyone LittleBob is even eviler then him. With the help of SpongeBob, they pull of the ultimate (leches) and CoolBob is drove out of town. His last word's are "I'll get back at you, LittleBob!"

2.Gone Jellyfishing/CoolBob's revenge

Gone Jellyfishing

SpongeBob introduces LittleBob to jellyfishing. LittleBob is kidnapped by Prince Jelly and will only let him go if LittleBob finds his son, Larry. Along with SpongeBob and Patrick, they find him and Prince Jelly gives them the key to Jellyfish Cave. The episode ends with CoolBob spying on them...

CoolBob's Revenge

CoolBob returns and steals the key. (from Gone Jellyfishing) LittleBob is arrested and SpongeBob proves to the people that CoolBob did in a mini court battle. He wins, and SpongeBob and LittleBob tells CoolBob he will be let free if he becomes good. He becomes good, and the rest is TV history.

Spongebelle Squareskirt-

Spongebob is jellyfishing when he meets a girl sponge exactly him. They fall in love but eventually break up when they are too alike.

(feel free to upgrade my idea )

"Spongebob's Double Dare!" On the green team; Spongebob, Sandy, Rocky Knees, & Larry! On the yellow team; Spongerob Hotpants, the Dirty Bubble, Man-Ray, & the Atomic Flounder! (Karen, who was supposed to be on Spongerob's team, wasn't allowed to play as she was a computer, she'd have access to every answer to every conceivable question that could be asked!) These two teams are competeing against each other in a parody of the classic game show "Double Dare" for awesome prizes including a very special one: a magic lamp with a genie inside that'll grant one last wish to whoever wins before he can be freed. Naturally, Spongerob wants to win the wish as he wants to wish the Krusty Krab out of business so he can be free to do to Bikini Bottom & the rest of the ocean whatever he pleases. Everybody's rooting for the good guys but with Spongerob using every conceiveable, possible way to cheat & gain an unfair advantage in everything for the yellow team, does the green team stand a chance? They do with Mr. Krabs watching their backs! "Brothers In Arms" Spongebob & Patrick decide to take a nice relaxing picnic on the Davidson Seamount just 4 miles away from Bikini Bottom. Unfortunately, so are Karen and Spongerob Hotpants who's being "Forced" to do this because Karen says that this is something married couples must do together. Naturally, when Spongebob & Spongerob realize the other is close by, tensions flare up. But then, the Davidson Seamount flares up to! As it turns out, the Davidson Seamount is actually a volcano that had been dormant for a million years before suddenly & spontaneously becoming active again. In five seconds time, the Davidson Seamount erupts & is no longer Davidson Sea-mount. With the pressure of the lava & magma that has been spewed out, it's be-come Davidson Island, one above the ocean surface! Amongst all the turmoil, one of Spongerob's evil gadgets slips out of his basket & it turns out to be a bracelet which locks around Spongebob's left arm & Spongerob's right arm! It turns out that this is no ordinary bracelet: it's an automatic timed bracelet that once locked on to two people, it can not be unlocked until the time it has been preset to remain locked has ended, which in this case is 24 hours. With two brothers who absolutely despise each other locked together above the ocean surface, is there any way the two of them will survive this? Only if they don't kill each other first! Episode Notes: Marc Summers plays the role of Marc Summerfish & Robin Williams plays the role of the Genie. Davidson Seamount is a real landmark under the sea & it really is a dormant volcano. It's located underwater 9 miles northwest of Morro Bay, California. Episode Quotes: Spongerob:"The only way the good guys will ever win this thing is if they fight our way, DIRTY!!!!" Dirty Bubble:"I've got that covered!" Spongerob:"I figured you would." Spongerob:"Spongebob, today is the day that once and for all I will kick your-" Marc Summerfish:"Actually you can't say that word, children might be watching this." Spongebob:"I'm evil! Do you think I care?!" Dirty Bubble:"But the rest of us are evil to & we never use that word." (Others join in agreement.) Spongerob:" I hate these family shows." Spongerob:"I can't believe it! Spongebob and Patrick are here miles away from anyone who can help them? Where is a laser gun when you really want one?!" Spongerob, after Davidson Seamount erupts:"Oh great! Karen's computer screen is broken and she's offline, Patrick is here and he's completely use- less, this bracelet has locked around our arms & won't release us until one full day has passed, we're stranded above the surface of the former Davidson Seamount and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!" Spongebob:"Wait a minute! How is any of this MY fault?!" Spongerob:"Because you made the seamount explode!" Spongebob:"How could I make a seamount explode?!" Spongerob:"Easy! With your stupid, stupider, stupidity- stupidson personality!" Spongebob:"If I'm so stupid then how come YOU'RE the one who packed an automatic bracelet that keeps two people locked together for 24 hours?!" Spongerob:"Easy stupid, because uh, because I, because you...listen to me Spongebob! You're not pinning this on me! Cause if you think for one moment that I...I hate you so much right now." Spongebob:"We better keep moving if we want to stay alive. We don't want to get eaten by sea bears." Spongerob:"SEA BEARS?! Do you think Sea Bears roam around here?!" Spongebob:"Well it's the wilderness!" Spongerob:"Oh I hate Sea Bears! And these are just regular-sized Sea Bears, not Sea Bears the size of seamounts!" Spongebob:"How could there be sea bears the size of sea mounts?" Spongerob:"Remember the movie 'The Bear?'" Spongebob:"If it was made before 1937 then I haven't seen it." Spongerob shouts:"It was made in 1963, you moron!" Patrick:"Actually "The Bear" which is a story about a grizzly growing from cub to bear was originally released in movie theaters in 1989 & was released by-" Spongebob & Spongerob:"Shut up Patrick!" Spongerob:"So any great ideas on how to escape this sea lion?" Spongebob:"Yeah, run faster!" Spongerob:" Well we've lasted this long together so you must be doing something right!" Spongebob:"You know if this were under different circumstances I could really take offense at that." Spongebob, after the time bracelet is unlocked:"Man I thought we'd never get out of that predicament! Thanks for helping and saving our lives!" Spongerob:"Yeah, well don't get used to it! Being saved by you is only one step above getting eaten by a sea lion on my list of ten things that I really don't like to have happen to me, and if you EVER tell anybody else in Bikini Bottom that I helped to save your life, I'll make you suffer in the worst way possible as soon as I find the worst way possible to make you suffer!" (Spongerob leaves) Patrick:"I think that's Spongerob's way of saying 'Thanks,' don't you agree Spongebob?" Spongebob:" Actually what I'm thinking is how we both worked together to get out of this. In spite of the fact that we're supposed to be so different, I being a happy nudist and he being an angry psychopath, he and I are actually alike in similar ways. I hate to admit it, but we both have the same laugh, we both own a snail, we both live in a pineapple, we both value our lives more than some petty rivalry, and I don't even need to mention all the family related traits that we share. Sometimes, I can't help but wonder if maybe there is some good in him, and maybe, just maybe, someday he will also realize it. And perhaps, just perhaps, he will become a good sponge." The End!

"Dear Diary" Spongerob Hotpants has writers block, he's stumped as to what his next evil plan should be, when all of the sudden Spongerob discovers a DVD recorded by Karen of all the evil plots Plankton had tried in the past. Spongerob decides to re-view the DVD himself, see where Plankton made mistakes, & perfect a perfect plan to destroy the Krusty Krab & run Mr. Krabs out of business once & for all!  "Sitting on the Dock of a Bay" Mr. Krabs is fishing for clams off a pier & is contemplating what life would be like if he got married to Nicole Shellivan. When Spongebob comes to join him, they reminensce about what would be different from what they've been accustomed to & what might possibly change should Mr. Krabs decide to get married. Episode Notes: Spongerob divorces Karen in this episode for failing to come up with a successful plan to get back at Spongebob and his friends. This is mostly just a flashback episode. Sorry, I had to get around to writing one sooner or later! Episode Quotes: Narrator:"Welcome to underneath the ocean, where you will find Bikini Bottom, & writing upon that fact, the evil Spongerob saw to a scheme that would leave the Krusty Krab flat." Spongerob:"It's just no use! I can't think of a good plan! Bazooka launchers: too obvious. Giant slingshots: too conspicuous. Trojan horse: too Greek! What can an evil sponge do?" Karen:"I bet Plankton could've done it." Spongerob:"WHAT did you say?!" Karen:"Nothing, I'm just saying-" Spongerob:" Let's get one thing straight Karen: Never, EVER, and I mean FOREVER, CRITICIZE ME! That's all my mother ever did to me! The only thing she ever did for me was to CRITICIZE me! It was always: 'Spongebob, what a nice job! Spongebob, you're so kind & helpful.' Or 'Spongerob, why can't you be more like your brother SPONGEBOB?! '" Karen:"Geez, it sounds like someone has some anger issues." Spongerob:"Anger? ANGER?! Woman, you don't know the meaning of the word anger!" Karen:"Yes I do, I'm part dictionary. Do you perhaps feel angry with your mother?" Spongerob:" STUPID! For being such an intelligent computer, you can be so STUPID! I don't feel angry WITH my Mother! I feel anger AT mother! 18 years I lived with her, and she never once let me know that she had heard me talking!" Karen:"At least she listened to you. I just sort of tune you out." Spongerob:"She never told me that I could be something special, she never said I'd ever amount to anything. All she did was tell me to be like Spongbob! WHY?! So I could be another mindless drone walking the world?! NEVER, & I mean EVER, shall in FOREVER be like SPONGEBOB!" Karen:"So it's not so much you're mad at your brother for having a better personality. You're mad at your mother because you feel that she treated Spongebob like the better of two brothers that a mother could raise." Spongerob:"Not according to my mother! Spongebob was all she ever paid attention to! She didn't even treat me like I existed!" Karen:"You mean the way you to do to me & everybody else in the world?" Spongerob:"I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about!" Karen:" Plankton had the same problem you know. He'd never learn from his mistakes. I even made a diary for him and-" Spongerob:" DIARY?! You mean to tell me you've had a diary compiling all of Plankton's schemes and you've never divulged them?!" Karen:"Well excuse me, but I just finished recording the memories on DVD! There were a lot of schemes I had to go through to put them all on one DVD!" Spongerob:" Plankton's loss, my gain! I'll learn from Plankton's mistakes & where he failed, I will suceed! Papa didn't raise no fool! And my mother barely raised me at all! It's only a matter of time until I find the perfect plan to run the Krusty Krab into the ground!" Karen:"I'll be sure to alert the media once that happens." The End

Knick Knack attack/The Seagull Has Landed

Mr.Krabs starts to Buy Knicks Knacks for his office after Pearl's calls It Old School such as Stress Buddy,I Heart Money Mug,The Binkin Bottom Hockey Isignia on his Office and Little Money Figurines but If He doesn't stop he'll Flood His Office can Spongebob,Patrick and Squidward stop Mr.Krabs's Office Improvement

The Seagulls from Pressure are Back to Destroy Bikini Bottom and Sandy's On Vacation who can stop The Seagulls Spongebob or will Plankton use them to get his Formula

"Bump-Free, the Occasionally Misguided, Directionally Challenged, Not Lost Orca." It's summer & everyone's having fun at the fair! Until a shadow looms over it & everyone thinks the sun's gone out! It turns out it's just a whale, and he's having problems of his own. It seems he has temporarily forgotten his sense of direction, and can't figure out which way he needs to go to get to his family reunion off the coast of Hawaii. Spongebob, being the philanthropist he is, does everything he can (with a little help from Sandy,) to determine the best sea route that Bump-Free should take. But with Bump-Free having the shortest attention span this side of the Marianas Trench and cosistently losing track of Spongebob and Sandy, the hard thing is not going to be getting Bump-Free to Hawaii, but just merely finding him again! "Wedding Plans?"

Mr. Krabs is ready to ask Nicole Shellivan the ultimate question, and for once it's not 'Would you like fries with that?' Mr. Krabs is ready to make Nicole his new wife, but he's so nervous that Nicole isn't that he has literally become tongue-tied and runs away whenever she's in the vicinity. Deciding Mr. Krabs needs help, Spongebob decides to set him up on a trial run with Sandy Cheeks. That night Mr. Krabs will pretend to date Sandy Cheeks and pretend that she is Nicole. But it seems that even just pretending Nicole is there with him, he's as scared as a flounder on the surface! Can Spongebob get Mr. Krabs through this trial run, and more importantly, will Mr. Krabs ever be ready for the real thing? Only if love truly does conquer all! Episode notes: Bump-Free is played by Phil Lamarr of "Pulp Fiction, MADtv, Samurai Jack, Family Guy," and "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends" fame. Episode quotes: Spongebob:"Sandy look! It's an eclipse! Wait! Don't look at it with your naked eyes! (Puts boxers from a fair stand over her head.) There, can you see better now?" Sandy:"My air helmet does shield my eyes from harmful UV rays you know, you don't need to cover my eyes!" Spongebob:"I did not know that!" Sandy, to Bump-Free:"Oh, why is it that you guys never pull off from traveling to ask directions?!" Spongebob:" Actually that's a common misconception Sandy. Not all guys are afraid to ask for directions! Why, ever since I learned to drive with the help of your cousin Rocky Knees before he foreswear to ever helping anyone else getting their driver's license, whenever I need to go somewhere by car, and I'm not sure which way is the best way to go, I always pull over and stop for directions!" Sandy:"I'm sorry I asked!" Spongebob:"Sandy, Sandy! I lost Bump-Free!" Sandy:"How could you lose something that weighs at least 800 pounds? Can't you do anything right?! Well don't just stand there, go on and help me find him!" Sandy:"Keep a sharp eye peeled out, okay Spongebob!" Spongebob:"Sandy this is a killer whale we're talking about! It's not like he's going to be hard to-(crashes into sign) find? (Reads) 'Nude Killer Whale Month begins today, all Killer Whales are free to take off their clothes and mingle with each other"? (Sees huge crowd of naked killer whales who all look alike.) Sandy:"You just had to open your big mouth, didn't you?!" Spongebob:"Oh yeah right! Like I really knew that today was the beginning of Nude Killer Whale Month! I didn't even realize that there existed a Nude Killer Whale Month! Who knew?!" Spongebob:" Sandy, will you please help Mr. Krabs get over his fear of talking to Nicole about whether or not she wants to marry him? Please! It would mean a lot to Mr. Krabs and me!" Sandy:"Oh fine, Spongebob. But you're going to owe me for dinner after this one!" Mr. Krabs nervously to Sandy:"So uh, nice weather...having...Nicole?!" Spongebob underneath table whispers:"Mr. Krabs, tell 'Nicole' her eyes are like giant  chocolate pools that you want to dive into! Do it!" Mr. Krabs:"Nicole! Your eyes are like...giant...chocolate...pools...that...I...want...to-I can't say it! It's too cliche!" Spongebob:"That's why it works!" Mr. Krabs nervously to Nicole:"Nicole, I...I...I... I...I...I...I...(faints and falls to the floor!)" Nicole:"Mr. Krabs is that a wedding ring?! Oh I've always wanted to get married! Mr. Krabs will you marry me?!" Mr. Krabs weakly:"Yes." Nicole:"Yeah! I'm going to be a wife! I've always wanted to be a wife! Come on Mr. Krabs! We've got a lot to do and not a lot of time to do it!" Mr. Krabs, quietly to Spongebob:"Thanks a lot for your help boy. I owe you one!" Spongebob:" Anytime Mr. Krabs, anytime!" The End

I am about to begin a new spin-off called The misadventures of SpongeBob and SpongeRalph

1. SpongeBob meets his Match/ Chum Worries

SMHM: SpongeBob meets a sponge named SpongeRalph and he inroduces him to a squid named Squiddan. SpongeRalph want to play a prank on him, but SpongeBob gives SpongeRalph goodness lessons. (Like he did to ManRay) They then become freinds.

CW: SpongeCarl is introduced to Plankton, and they become freinds. SpongeBob joins them as they sing the F.U.N. song, and Plankton retires. He gives it to his identical twin, Sheldon B. Plankton. Now SpongeBob and SpongeRalph have a new freind.

Notes:

We learn Plankton's middle name. It is Hubert.

SpongeBob's, SpongeRalph's, Squidward's, Squiddan's, Plankton's, Patrick's, and Mr. Krabs season 1 debuts.

Character's not introduced: Sandy, Gary, and CoolBob.

Patrick has one line in the two episodes. (Let me think *pause* ow, headache.)

First line of series: SpongeRalph- Ah, a beautiful day. Look, a rock, an Easter Lsland head, and... holy fish paste! A pineapple with a door! I'm gonna like this town.

SpongeBob's first line: Squidward, wanna play because i'm ready!

Squidward's first line: No, barnacle head!

Squiddan's first line: I think i'm gonna play, my clarinet. I'm so boring.

Plankton's first line: I will rule the world, after I get some coffee.

Mr. Krab's first line: I like money.

We learn Squidward is allergic to chum.

This Is The Start of Spongebob's Super Series oh wait it's Diet Pepsi Prensents Spongebob's Super Series

1.The Wash/From Carnage to Condos

Spongebob and PatrickGets dirty and go To The Wash Laundromant Because Spongebob's Laundry Machine is being Repaired and While at The Wash Patrick Has to The Bathroom and learns Plankton while Rule The World by Causing an Overflow on The Coastlines and Tells Spongebob Will They Stop Plankton and Have Fresh Smelling Pants at The Same Time

Goo Lagoon Floods Binkini Bottom's it hails and Earthquake Happens Causing Spongebob,Patrick and Squidward to Escape Binkini Bottom on A Helicopter and They find a Condo In Pinneapple Bottom and It's Owned By Moneybags will Spongebob,Patrick and squidward aswell as Gary Adapt to Pinneaple Bottom

Notes

Season 1 Debuts:Spongebob,Patrick,Squidward,Plankton,Gary,Monty.P.Moneybags and Spongebob's Parents

Spongebob's Parents Live In Pinneapple Bottom

Their's a Wash in Pinneapple Bottom

Monty.P.Moneybags Owns The Shine to Set Condos

Patrick Destroyed The Death Machine by Hitting it With a Hammer he went In Thinking's it's The bathroom

Squidward Has Archindphobia and Is allergic to RagWeed

"The Big Day!" AKA "The Big Wedding!" a 30 minute cartoon special.

Today's the day! There's a big party in Bikini Bottom! Mr. Krabs & Nicole Shellivan are finally getting married! With celebrities coming from near & far, it's going to be the wedding of the century! Mr. Krabs & Nicole are finally going to get to say "I do." Everyone can't believe that this day has come, but before they can exchange their vows, a stampede of wild sea horses breaks into the wedding palace! It turns out just to be a distraction for the biggest ambush of Robo-Fish to ever attack any-where! Spongerob crashes the party & is determined to abscond with the wedding gifts with a nefarious purpose that only he knows. Fortunately Larry & Rocky Knees as the New MermaidMan & Barnacle Boy are here to protect the party guests, but while they're able to drive the forces of evil off, the wedding palace is an absolute wreck. But the one gift that Spongerob wanted more than anything else was a seemingly ordinary circular tablet with all the astrological signs on it. It turns out to be the holding place of an extremely powerful deity, one who can answer any question one can think of but only one answer per person. It seems that Spongerob sought this gift in order to obtain the greatest prize the ocean has ever known, the Golden Staff of Midas, which is rumored to have the power to turn anything solid into solid gold! But strangely enough, Spongerob doesn't necessarily want it for himself, but rather to pay off a huge debt to the notorious 44 Sharks of the Pacific, the greatest crooks to ever exist underneath the waves! Can Spongebob & his friends save Spongerob from meeting an unpleasant fate & more importantly, will Mr. Krabs  & Nicole Shellivan ever get to have their wedding? One things for sure, it will be a wedding event NOBODY will ever forget!" Episode Notes: Mr. T of "Rocky III" & "The A Team" fame plays General Barricuda, leader of the 44 Sharks of the Pacific & Debra Wilson of "MADtv" fame plays the Deity. Episode Quotes Part I: Sponge-bob:"They're finally getting married!" Mama Krabs:"They're finally getting married!" Robofish:"They're finally getting married?" Spongerob:"Look at all those presents!" Nicole:"We're finally getting married!" Gary:"Meow Meow!" Mr. Krabs:"I'm finally getting married!" General Barricuda to Spongerob:"Why are you walking around in broad daylight while I have to stay hid in the shadows?!" Spongerob:"Someone has to keep a low profile G. B." G. B.:"Someone will have no profile if you don't deliver this time!" Spongerob:"The deity is the real deal! I have no doubts!" Spongerob to General Barricuda:"You'll distract the partygoers." General Barricuda:"One of YOUR smart plans?" Spongerob:"The smartest. Robofish, ASSEMBLE!!!! We've faced some truly tough ordeals in the past. But starting today, you'll no longer have to fear ever getting taken apart again. Because today we will finally capture the ultimate in-strument that'll insure us we will never be threatened by Mr. Krabs or his ilk ever again! Who's with me?!!!!" (Robofish cheer loudly!) Spongerob:"It's so nice to be loved!" (Loud rumbling is heard and felt.) Patrick:"I thought the earth didn't move until it was the time for the honeymoon." Squidward:"What is going on here?!"  (Nicole punches Robofish!) Nicole:"THAT'S for trashing my wedding day!" Spongebob to Spongerob:"May I see your invitation?" Spongerob:"Don't get involved today Spongebob, or you'll regret it! You don't stand a chance against your older brother!" Spongebob:"Let me get up & we'll share some BONDING!" General Barricuda to Robofish:"Spongerob didn't say we'd be facing the powers of two superheroes! Order the others to retreat! We'll see to it that Spongerob repays his debt one way or another!" Spongerob after retreating:"We WILL meet again brother, you can count on that!" Deity:"You have a question, I'm gonna answer it! That yellow cube has been seeking me to find the ultimate prize!" Squidward:"Did someone say prize?!" Spongebob:"Sandy?" Sandy:"I'd say it's a deity." Deity:"I know all that has ever been as well as all that is ever going to come!" Sandy:"Yep, that's definity a deity! She can see the future!" Squidward:"Oh great and powerful deity, where is this prize? The one where I become rich & famous?" Deity:"Fool! You've already surpassed your limit! One question per person!" Squidward:"I only want one question! Where do I find this prize?!" Deity:"You already got served!" Squidward:"Oh are you referring to earlier? I wasn't asking, I was thinking!" Rocky:"Yeah, very loudly!" Spongebob:"I have no idea why Spongerob has to act like this, I've never done anything bad to him in his life before today." Deity:"You can ask whatever you want, but ask only once!" Squidward:"Oh sure! Tell THEM about the one answer limit!" Spongebob:"I don't think you can help me. It's not just one question I have about my brother, it's millions!" Deity:"Than why not ask your own brother yourself fool?!" Mr. Krabs:"And how do you propose he do that, Mrs. Smarty-Pants?!" Patrick:"Yeah Mrs. I Wish I owned some Hot Pants?" Deity:"Go to where Spongerob is hiding! I know where he is, who he's with & why he's doing this!" Sandy:"Well, why is he doing this?" Deity:" Spongerob ain't doing this for himself honey! Spongerob got himself a huge debt to pay & if he don't, it's curtains & I don't mean literally! Spongerob only wishes to be freed of a great evil, he don't want to be a prisoner anymore!" Nicole:"Spongerob is a prisoner?" (I'll add in some more quotes for a Part II later!)

2.Ghost vs.Ghost/The Dateless Sponges

GvG: It's Halloween and SpongeBob, SpongeRalph, Patrick, Squidward, and Squiddan are going trick or treating. They meet the Flying Dutchman, and his alter ego, Todd the scary dead guy. They decide to compete in the Halloween Oylimpics along with the gang. It's down to the final 4, the 2 ghost and the 2 sponges. The final competion, Bun wrestling. SpongeRalph, the Flying Dutchman, and Todd lose and SpongeBob is the winner!

TDS: With the Krusty Krab dance tonight, The two Sponges look for a date. They find 2 female sponges and try to impress them. One falls for SpongeRalph. SpongeBob gets tips from CoolBob, but for a price he didn't know about. He has to get him a date. SpongeBob, SpongeCarl, and CoolBob find the perfect match, CrazyBobette. However, the dance is cancelled because Pearl's date stood her up, so SpongeBob, SpongeRalph, and there dates go to SpongeBob's house to watch movies about boring people.

Notes:

First season debuts: The Flying Dutchman, CoolBob, CrazyBobette.

This is the second time it's been Halloween, and also the second time Pearl has been stood up.

Squiddan's only line: Hey Squidward, wanna dump this joint and go play are clarinets?

SpongeBob isn't scared of Halloween anymore.