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    Bandgeek4ever

    [1]Nov 10, 2005
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    Write qoutes from the show "Chocolate with Nuts"

    Spongebob:Hello young lady. We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?
    Old fish:MOM!!
    Really old fish:What! What is it?! (comes into room)
    Old fish:They're selling chocolate!
    Really old fish:WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?
    Old fish:CHOCLATE!
    Really old fish:WHAT?
    Old fish:CHOCLATE!!
    Really old fish:Coclate?
    Old fish:YEAH!
    Really old fish:I remember when they frist invented chocolate. Sweet, sweeet choclate. I ALWAYS HATED IT!
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    spongedude49

    [2]Nov 10, 2005
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    SB and Patrick: Fancy livin', here we come! LA LA LA-LA LA!
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    gogetenkusu

    [3]Nov 11, 2005
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    Patrick: Let's get naked!
    SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

    Fish: Hello.
    Patrick: I love you!

    Patrick: It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
    Starfish: Just in time.

    SpongeBob: That guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in a swimming pool.
    Patrick: That guy's got shoes.

    SpongeBob: Face it, Patrick, we're failures.
    Patrick: I can live with that.
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    TheRiddle47

    [4]Nov 11, 2005
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    Patrick: Focusing... focusing... focusing...
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    Bandgeek4ever

    [5]Nov 12, 2005
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Patrick: Let's get naked!
    SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

    Fish: Hello.
    Patrick: I love you!

    Patrick: It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
    Starfish: Just in time.

    SpongeBob: That guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in a swimming pool.
    Patrick: That guy's got shoes.

    SpongeBob: Face it, Patrick, we're failures.
    Patrick: I can live with that.
    \

    Oh, yeah! One of the best moments!
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    12scarystuff12

    [6]Nov 12, 2005
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    Spongebob: I can't understand what we're doing wrong!
    Patrick: I can't understand anything.
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    TVoholicisback

    [7]Nov 12, 2005
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    Patrick: Let's get naked!
    Spongebob: No,let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
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    12scarystuff12

    [8]Nov 12, 2005
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    TVoholicisback wrote:
    Patrick: Let's get naked!
    Spongebob: No,let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
    No offense, but someone already posted that one.
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    NergalsNiece86

    [9]Nov 26, 2005
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    Conman: That's no way to carry your merchandise!

    (Tons of chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's pants with 1 Hershey's Kiss on top)

    Conman: No, no, no, no, no, wrong. And you wanna be good chocolate salesmen, don't you?

    Sponge and Pat: Oh, most certainly, sir!(with huge puppy dog eyes)

    Conman: Well then, I guess you'll need one of these! (holds up orange bag)

    SpongeBob: Wooow...what is it?

    Conman: It's one of my patented Candy Bar Carrying Bags! Each one is designed to cradle each chocolate bar in velvet-lined comfort. ...But, I'm wasting my time. You guys don't need these.

    Sponge and Pat: WE NEED 'EM! WE NEED 'EM! (Conman grins evilly)

    My fav moment!
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    erinchavrocks

    [10]Nov 26, 2005
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    Fish Guy: Im sorry but I dont eat Chocolate anymore because it turns you into bubbling fat! isn't that right blubber boy?
    Patrick: hee! it tickles!
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    anewerhope

    [11]Nov 29, 2005
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    Spongebob: Remember Patrick, make the customer feel good.
    (Patrick Opens door)
    Patrick: I love you
    (guy closes door on Pat's eyes)
    Patrick: Hmm, nice place you got here.
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    DarknessRulez10

    [12]Nov 29, 2005
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    no, that was when he was focusing.

    and the chocolate falls out of pats pants in the end when the crazy guy buys all the chocolate
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    anewerhope

    [13]Nov 29, 2005
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    oh yeah. i messed up.
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    erinchavrocks

    [14]Nov 30, 2005
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    Spongebob: It will help you grow a beard
    Man: Great, my wife's been trying to grow a beard
    Spongebob: It will make you sound smart
    Dumb guy: I'll take twenty
    Patrick: It will help your face from getting any uglier
    Patrick look-alike: Just in time
    Spongebob: It will bring peace
    Patrick: You'll fall in love
    Spongebob: You'll rule the world!

    Rip-off guy: Every afternoon I break my legs, and every morning I break my arms (something like that.)
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    elvisApresley78

    [15]Nov 30, 2005
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    Teeheehee, Im elvis! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! jk. Just testing it for him to see if it works...

    ~TheRiddle47/TheSkeptic10
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    elvisApresley77

    [16]Dec 1, 2005
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    elvisApresley78 wrote:
    Teeheehee, Im elvis! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! jk. Just testing it for him to see if it works...

    ~TheRiddle47/TheSkeptic10

    HEY!!!
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    cartoonwachter

    [17]Dec 1, 2005
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    erinchavrocks wrote:
    Spongebob: It will help you grow a beard
    Man: Great, my wife's been trying to grow a beard
    Spongebob: It will make you sound smart
    Dumb guy: I'll take twenty
    Patrick: It will help your face from getting any uglier
    Patrick look-alike: Just in time
    Spongebob: It will bring peace
    Patrick: You'll fall in love
    Spongebob: You'll rule the world!

    Rip-off guy: Every afternoon I break my legs, and every morning I break my arms (something like that.)

    actually he said it will help you grow hair...
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    TheRiddle47

    [18]Dec 1, 2005
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    elvisApresley77 wrote:
    elvisApresley78 wrote:
    Teeheehee, Im elvis! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! jk. Just testing it for him to see if it works...

    ~TheRiddle47/TheSkeptic10

    HEY!!!

    Yeah, in case you didnt notice... that account works!
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    erinchavrocks

    [19]Dec 1, 2005
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    cartoonwachter wrote:
    erinchavrocks wrote:
    Spongebob: It will help you grow a beard
    Man: Great, my wife's been trying to grow a beard
    Spongebob: It will make you sound smart
    Dumb guy: I'll take twenty
    Patrick: It will help your face from getting any uglier
    Patrick look-alike: Just in time
    Spongebob: It will bring peace
    Patrick: You'll fall in love
    Spongebob: You'll rule the world!

    Rip-off guy: Every afternoon I break my legs, and every morning I break my arms (something like that.)

    actually he said it will help you grow hair...

    yeah, im not good at remembering quotes
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    elvisApresley77

    [20]Dec 1, 2005
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    TheRiddle47 wrote:
    elvisApresley77 wrote:
    elvisApresley78 wrote:
    Teeheehee, Im elvis! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha! jk. Just testing it for him to see if it works...

    ~TheRiddle47/TheSkeptic10

    HEY!!!

    Yeah, in case you didnt notice... that account works!

    Yeah... Wutebur.
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