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Why does SpongeBob have a prized carving of Squidward? (In "Dumped")
in his house
Why do Spongebob & Patrick annoy Squidward?
he does art during his break at the Krabby Patty
Why isn't Squidward good at art?
Cuz I made him do it.
Why does Squidward have a big nose?
his nose grew like Pinocchio's because he lied too much
Why did Squidward lie too much?
Because Squidward's Jewish
If Squid's Jewish why is He Santa Claus
Because he is confused about religion and went crazy. He chopped off a human's head and put rock around it for his house during that time.
Why does Squid go crazy all the time?
Becasue He Can't Buy Sanity
Can Patrick Eat Spongebob on Fire
no, Patrick can only eat food.
Why does Patrick eat a lot of food?
So He Can Wrestle Sandy in The Winter Time
Where's Rodger
under your bed
Why do Sandy & Spongebob like karate?
Because they were forced to like it millions of years ago by an evil Dragon by the name of Ted.
Why does SpongeBob have buckteeth?
he can't afford to go to the dentist
Why doesn't Patrick have any teeth?
Cause Nemo Died from going to The Dentest
Why did Ted the Dragon/Ultra Man do Mortal Kombat with Bill Nye and Plankton