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    1710

    [301]Sep 4, 2006
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    It's a secret!

    In "The Frybook Games" episode, how did Patrick and SpongeBob get muscles all of a sudden(during the Bun Wrestling match).
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    marbles01

    [302]Sep 4, 2006
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    By drinking milk.What's a Guinea Pig? 
    Edited on 09/04/2006 12:04pm
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    InvaderZim897

    [303]Sep 4, 2006
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    Your mom.

    Why does SpongeBob have a prized carving of Squidward? (In "Dumped")

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    1710

    [304]Sep 4, 2006
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    He's his beloved friend!

    Where does Patrick keep his rocks?
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    lovejoy232

    [305]Sep 4, 2006
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    in his house

    Why do Spongebob & Patrick annoy Squidward?

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    frypan91

    [306]Sep 4, 2006
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    Because Squidward has low self-esteem.

    Why is Spongebob better than Squidward at art?
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    lovejoy232

    [307]Sep 5, 2006
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    he does art during his break at the Krabby Patty

    Why isn't Squidward good at art?

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    frypan91

    [308]Sep 5, 2006
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    He likes to draw amoebas and smash marbles.

    How does Patrick live under a rock?
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    InvaderZim897

    [309]Sep 5, 2006
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    Cuz I made him do it.

    Why does Squidward have a big nose?

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    lovejoy232

    [310]Sep 6, 2006
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    his nose grew like Pinocchio's because he lied too much

    Why did Squidward lie too much?

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    Clockerevac12

    [311]Sep 9, 2006
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    Because Squidward's Jewish

    If Squid's Jewish why is He Santa Claus

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    InvaderZim897

    [312]Sep 9, 2006
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    Because he is confused about religion and went crazy. He chopped off a human's head and put rock around it for his house during that time.

    Why does Squid go crazy all the time?

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    Clockerevac12

    [313]Sep 10, 2006
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    Becasue He Can't Buy Sanity

    Can Patrick Eat Spongebob on Fire

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    lovejoy232

    [314]Sep 10, 2006
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    no, Patrick can only eat food.

    Why does Patrick eat a lot of food?

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    Clockerevac12

    [315]Sep 10, 2006
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    So He Can Wrestle Sandy in The Winter Time

    Where's Rodger

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    lovejoy232

    [316]Sep 11, 2006
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    under your bed

    Why do Sandy & Spongebob like karate?

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    InvaderZim897

    [317]Sep 11, 2006
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    Because they were forced to like it millions of years ago by an evil Dragon by the name of Ted.

    Why does SpongeBob have buckteeth?

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    lovejoy232

    [318]Sep 14, 2006
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    he can't afford to go to the dentist

    Why doesn't Patrick have any teeth?

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    Clockerevac12

    [319]Sep 16, 2006
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    Cause Nemo Died from going to The Dentest

    Why did Ted the Dragon/Ultra Man do Mortal Kombat with Bill Nye and Plankton

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    TasForMayor

    [320]Sep 16, 2006
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    Because Mr Krabbs secretly paid them to.

    Why did Patrick end up in jail with "The Strangler"?
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