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alexhates98
[661]Jun 12, 2009
member since: 03/19/09
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Because he's afraid it's his real pet
Why does Gary meow all the time?
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SpongeSebastian
[662]Jun 13, 2009
member since: 06/15/05
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He's not meowing, he's just chanting the name of former Chinese chairman, Mao Zedong.

Why isn't Mr. Krabs' nose part of his shell?
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Chewster17
[663]Jun 13, 2009
member since: 11/09/08
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Because shells and nose's don't see eye to eye

Will the Conch Shell ever return?
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alexhates98
[664]Jun 13, 2009
member since: 03/19/09
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If SpongeBob can figure out which shell he wants
When will the magic conch shell stop saying no to Squidward?
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Sabrespongebob
[665]Jun 14, 2009
member since: 06/09/09
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When it say "yes" to squidward

Why dosent patrick have suction cups?
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Rock_Goddess_18
[666]Jun 20, 2009
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Because he's not a Squid.
Where does Sandy buy her favorite brand of peanut butter?
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Jonguy45
[667]Jun 21, 2009
member since: 06/22/08
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Squirrel and Stop

Why is Plankton so small?
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Rock_Goddess_18
[668]Jun 22, 2009
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Because of a shrink ray experiment gone horribly wrong. XD.
Did Mr. Krabs ever meet Craig Mammelton?
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Sabrespongebob
[669]Jun 22, 2009
member since: 06/09/09
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yes in hell

Why is patrick pink?
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CDCB
[670]Jun 22, 2009
member since: 12/27/08
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They were out of "Orange" at Colors 'R' Us.
What would happen if SpongeBob swallowed a CD?
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Jonguy45
[671]Jun 22, 2009
member since: 06/22/08
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He would have to listen to that same stupid song FOREVER!

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants?
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JellyFishJammer
[672]Jun 22, 2009
member since: 07/07/08
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Cuz I stole them
Why Patrick doesn't wear a shirt?
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SpongeSebastian
[673]Jun 22, 2009
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Because he likes to show off his [i]big[/img] MISSHAPEN BODY!!!

Am I a pretty girl?
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Jonguy45
[674]Jun 22, 2009
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I hardly belive that's any of my buissness.

Why is Mr. Krabs so cheap?
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SpongeSebastian
[675]Jun 22, 2009
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Because not being cheap is too expensive. *rim shot*

What would stop Sandy from taking on an Alaskan Bull Worm?
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Jonguy45
[676]Jun 22, 2009
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A jar of Peanuts (maybe)

Why does the Shell Shack have a talking dog?
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SpongeSebastian
[677]Jun 22, 2009
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Because they want to bark up sales.

Why did the starfish get up in the middle of the night?
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Jonguy45
[678]Jun 23, 2009
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To train his pet Rocky

Why doesn't Spongebob get married?
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Sabrespongebob
[679]Jun 23, 2009
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because he is allergic to churches

why does squidward live in an easter islande head
Edited on 06/23/2009 8:18am
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Jonguy45
[680]Jun 23, 2009
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Because rocks were already taken by starfish

Why are there so many Old Man Jenkins?
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