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500 reasons why we hate Squidward

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    woahwoah678

    [21]Dec 22, 2009
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    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    hipeoples54, I understand how much you love Squidward, but you CANNOT con woahwoah678 to admit he likes Squidward. He's just mad about the episodes Can You Spare a Dime and Good Neighbors. So technically, you'd happened to be in the wrong page, even though you're stooding up to him. woahwoah678, you have a point, Squidward fans have to leave if they hate this thread so much. I'm here, not just because I hate Squidward, because I can end further conflict and share a few hidden hates I had with Squidward, even though I like him. But you're starting to insult hipeoples54, which leads to banning, it can also lead to me being banned.
    I wasn't insulting him,I was saying that it's my opinion and he can't say anything about it.
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    hipeoples4

    [22]Dec 22, 2009
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    woahwoah678 wrote:
    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    hipeoples54, I understand how much you love Squidward, but you CANNOT con woahwoah678 to admit he likes Squidward. He's just mad about the episodes Can You Spare a Dime and Good Neighbors. So technically, you'd happened to be in the wrong page, even though you're stooding up to him. woahwoah678, you have a point, Squidward fans have to leave if they hate this thread so much. I'm here, not just because I hate Squidward, because I can end further conflict and share a few hidden hates I had with Squidward, even though I like him. But you're starting to insult hipeoples54, which leads to banning, it can also lead to me being banned.
    I wasn't insulting him,I was saying that it's my opinion and he can't say anything about it.

    thats what I was saying to you

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    woahwoah678

    [23]Dec 22, 2009
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    hipeoples4 wrote:

    woahwoah678 wrote:
    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    hipeoples54, I understand how much you love Squidward, but you CANNOT con woahwoah678 to admit he likes Squidward. He's just mad about the episodes Can You Spare a Dime and Good Neighbors. So technically, you'd happened to be in the wrong page, even though you're stooding up to him. woahwoah678, you have a point, Squidward fans have to leave if they hate this thread so much. I'm here, not just because I hate Squidward, because I can end further conflict and share a few hidden hates I had with Squidward, even though I like him. But you're starting to insult hipeoples54, which leads to banning, it can also lead to me being banned.
    I wasn't insulting him,I was saying that it's my opinion and he can't say anything about it.

    thats what I was saying to you

    That's what you were trying to me?Man,I'm sorry about that.
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    SpongebeachBob

    [24]Dec 22, 2009
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    I was about to post some reasons, but then I saw your discussion.
    You guys are funny. q:
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    hipeoples4

    [25]Dec 22, 2009
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    woahwoah678 wrote:
    hipeoples4 wrote:

    woahwoah678 wrote:
    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    hipeoples54, I understand how much you love Squidward, but you CANNOT con woahwoah678 to admit he likes Squidward. He's just mad about the episodes Can You Spare a Dime and Good Neighbors. So technically, you'd happened to be in the wrong page, even though you're stooding up to him. woahwoah678, you have a point, Squidward fans have to leave if they hate this thread so much. I'm here, not just because I hate Squidward, because I can end further conflict and share a few hidden hates I had with Squidward, even though I like him. But you're starting to insult hipeoples54, which leads to banning, it can also lead to me being banned.
    I wasn't insulting him,I was saying that it's my opinion and he can't say anything about it.

    thats what I was saying to you

    That's what you were trying to me?Man,I'm sorry about that.

    its alright.

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    Afro-Boy36

    [26]Dec 22, 2009
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    I agree with woahwoah678. Squidward is a jerk. Here are a couple of reasons.

    1.He started treating Spongebob like a maid when Spongebob let him stay at his house in Can You Spare A Dime?

    2.He tried to break Spongebob and Patrick up in Nautical Neighbors.

    3.He wanted to push Spongebob in sea urchins in No Hat For Pat.

    4.He destroyed the machine that could have helped the gang find Spongebob in What Ever Happened to Spongebob?

    5.He tricked Spongebob into doing his job in Squid's Day Off.

    6.He tricked Spongebob and Patrick into doing his bidding in Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.

    7.He scared Spongebob in Scaredy Pants.

    8.He didn't feed Gary in I Was A Teenage Gary.

    9.He was celebrating when it looked like Spongebob had to move away in Home Sweet Pineapple.

    10.He embarrassed Spongebob with a mean April Fool's prank in April Fools.

    11.He wouldn't let Spongebob in the Talent Show in Culture Shock.

    12.He wanted to pop Bubble Buddy in Bubble Buddy.

    13.He laughed at Spongebob in Grandma's Kisses.

    14.He taunted Spongebob and enjoyed his pain in Christmas Who?

    15.He harshly criticized Spongebob's sculpture because he was jealous in Artist Unknown.

    16.He teased Spongebob in Patty Hype.

    17.He begged for mercy from Spongebob when he thought he was a ghost then laughed at him when he relized he was just sun bkeached in Sun Bleached.

    18.He makes fun of Spongebob and Patrick in Club Spongebob.

    19.He acted like a pompous jerk and made fun of Gary in The Great Snail Race.

    20.He tried to make Spongebob and Patrick fight each other in Snowball Effect,

    21.He enjoyed the fact that Patrick had to fight a lion in Spongicus.

    22.He called Spongebob and Patrick gullible in The Camping Episode.

    23.He tried to take credit for Spongebob's idea to get Mr.Krabs a mattress in The Lost Mattress.

    I'll name some more later.

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    hipeoples4

    [27]Dec 22, 2009
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    Afro-Boy36 wrote:

    I agree with woahwoah678. Squidward is a jerk. Here are a couple of reasons.

    1.He started treating Spongebob like a maid when Spongebob let him stay at his house in Can You Spare A Dime?

    2.He tried to break Spongebob and Patrick up in Nautical Neighbors.

    3.He wanted to push Spongebob in sea urchins in No Hat For Pat.

    4.He destroyed the machine that could have helped the gang find Spongebob in What Ever Happened to Spongebob?

    5.He tricked Spongebob into doing his job in Squid's Day Off.

    6.He tricked Spongebob and Patrick into doing his bidding in Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.

    7.He scared Spongebob in Scaredy Pants.

    8.He didn't feed Gary in I Was A Teenage Gary.

    9.He was celebrating when it looked like Spongebob had to move away in Home Sweet Pineapple.

    10.He embarrassed Spongebob with a mean April Fool's prank in April Fools.

    11.He wouldn't let Spongebob in the Talent Show in Culture Shock.

    12.He wanted to pop Bubble Buddy in Bubble Buddy.

    13.He laughed at Spongebob in Grandma's Kisses.

    14.He taunted Spongebob and enjoyed his pain in Christmas Who?

    15.He harshly criticized Spongebob's sculpture because he was jealous in Artist Unknown.

    16.He teased Spongebob in Patty Hype.

    17.He begged for mercy from Spongebob when he thought he was a ghost then laughed at him when he relized he was just sun bkeached in Sun Bleached.

    18.He makes fun of Spongebob and Patrick in Club Spongebob.

    19.He acted like a pompous jerk and made fun of Gary in The Great Snail Race.

    20.He tried to make Spongebob and Patrick fight each other in Snowball Effect,

    21.He enjoyed the fact that Patrick had to fight a lion in Spongicus.

    22.He called Spongebob and Patrick gullible in The Camping Episode.

    23.He tried to take credit for Spongebob's idea to get Mr.Krabs a mattress in The Lost Mattress.

    I'll name some more later.

    Well I of course, do not agree that Squidward is a jerk, I like him.(Please dont start a flame war the way me and whoawhoa678 did, I'm just expressing my opinion. Yes, we can talk back and forth to each other but not in all caps.

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    hipeoples4

    [28]Dec 22, 2009
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    Afro-Boy36 wrote:

    I agree with woahwoah678. Squidward is a jerk. Here are a couple of reasons.

    1.He started treating Spongebob like a maid when Spongebob let him stay at his house in Can You Spare A Dime?

    2.He tried to break Spongebob and Patrick up in Nautical Neighbors.

    3.He wanted to push Spongebob in sea urchins in No Hat For Pat.

    4.He destroyed the machine that could have helped the gang find Spongebob in What Ever Happened to Spongebob?

    5.He tricked Spongebob into doing his job in Squid's Day Off.

    6.He tricked Spongebob and Patrick into doing his bidding in Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.

    7.He scared Spongebob in Scaredy Pants.

    8.He didn't feed Gary in I Was A Teenage Gary.

    9.He was celebrating when it looked like Spongebob had to move away in Home Sweet Pineapple.

    10.He embarrassed Spongebob with a mean April Fool's prank in April Fools.

    11.He wouldn't let Spongebob in the Talent Show in Culture Shock.

    12.He wanted to pop Bubble Buddy in Bubble Buddy.

    13.He laughed at Spongebob in Grandma's Kisses.

    14.He taunted Spongebob and enjoyed his pain in Christmas Who?

    15.He harshly criticized Spongebob's sculpture because he was jealous in Artist Unknown.

    16.He teased Spongebob in Patty Hype.

    17.He begged for mercy from Spongebob when he thought he was a ghost then laughed at him when he relized he was just sun bkeached in Sun Bleached.

    18.He makes fun of Spongebob and Patrick in Club Spongebob.

    19.He acted like a pompous jerk and made fun of Gary in The Great Snail Race.

    20.He tried to make Spongebob and Patrick fight each other in Snowball Effect,

    21.He enjoyed the fact that Patrick had to fight a lion in Spongicus.

    22.He called Spongebob and Patrick gullible in The Camping Episode.

    23.He tried to take credit for Spongebob's idea to get Mr.Krabs a mattress in The Lost Mattress.

    I'll name some more later.

    Sorry to double post, but those ARE pretty good reasons, to hate Squidward, IMO. But I, of course,(The wat I said before)still like him.

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    spongebobfan200

    [29]Dec 22, 2009
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    Afro-Boy36 wrote:

    I agree with woahwoah678. Squidward is a jerk. Here are a couple of reasons.

    1.He started treating Spongebob like a maid when Spongebob let him stay at his house in Can You Spare A Dime?

    2.He tried to break Spongebob and Patrick up in Nautical Neighbors.

    3.He wanted to push Spongebob in sea urchins in No Hat For Pat.

    4.He destroyed the machine that could have helped the gang find Spongebob in What Ever Happened to Spongebob?

    5.He tricked Spongebob into doing his job in Squid's Day Off.

    6.He tricked Spongebob and Patrick into doing his bidding in Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.

    7.He scared Spongebob in Scaredy Pants.

    8.He didn't feed Gary in I Was A Teenage Gary.

    9.He was celebrating when it looked like Spongebob had to move away in Home Sweet Pineapple.

    10.He embarrassed Spongebob with a mean April Fool's prank in April Fools.

    11.He wouldn't let Spongebob in the Talent Show in Culture Shock.

    12.He wanted to pop Bubble Buddy in Bubble Buddy.

    13.He laughed at Spongebob in Grandma's Kisses.

    14.He taunted Spongebob and enjoyed his pain in Christmas Who?

    15.He harshly criticized Spongebob's sculpture because he was jealous in Artist Unknown.

    16.He teased Spongebob in Patty Hype.

    17.He begged for mercy from Spongebob when he thought he was a ghost then laughed at him when he relized he was just sun bkeached in Sun Bleached.

    18.He makes fun of Spongebob and Patrick in Club Spongebob.

    19.He acted like a pompous jerk and made fun of Gary in The Great Snail Race.

    20.He tried to make Spongebob and Patrick fight each other in Snowball Effect,

    21.He enjoyed the fact that Patrick had to fight a lion in Spongicus.

    22.He called Spongebob and Patrick gullible in The Camping Episode.

    23.He tried to take credit for Spongebob's idea to get Mr.Krabs a mattress in The Lost Mattress.

    I'll name some more later.



    Squidward wanted to push PATRICK onto the sea urchins, not Spongebob.
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    woahwoah678

    [30]Dec 22, 2009
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    At 8,That wasn't his fault.At the end.he tried to feed him.
    Edited on 12/22/2009 6:50pm
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    tweenboy

    [31]Dec 22, 2009
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    Afro-Boy36 wrote:

    I agree with woahwoah678. Squidward is a jerk. Here are a couple of reasons.

    1.He started treating Spongebob like a maid when Spongebob let him stay at his house in Can You Spare A Dime?

    2.He tried to break Spongebob and Patrick up in Nautical Neighbors.

    3.He wanted to push Spongebob in sea urchins in No Hat For Pat.

    4.He destroyed the machine that could have helped the gang find Spongebob in What Ever Happened to Spongebob?

    5.He tricked Spongebob into doing his job in Squid's Day Off.

    6.He tricked Spongebob and Patrick into doing his bidding in Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.

    7.He scared Spongebob in Scaredy Pants.

    8.He didn't feed Gary in I Was A Teenage Gary.

    9.He was celebrating when it looked like Spongebob had to move away in Home Sweet Pineapple.

    10.He embarrassed Spongebob with a mean April Fool's prank in April Fools.

    11.He wouldn't let Spongebob in the Talent Show in Culture Shock.

    12.He wanted to pop Bubble Buddy in Bubble Buddy.

    13.He laughed at Spongebob in Grandma's Kisses.

    14.He taunted Spongebob and enjoyed his pain in Christmas Who?

    15.He harshly criticized Spongebob's sculpture because he was jealous in Artist Unknown.

    16.He teased Spongebob in Patty Hype.

    17.He begged for mercy from Spongebob when he thought he was a ghost then laughed at him when he relized he was just sun bkeached in Sun Bleached.

    18.He makes fun of Spongebob and Patrick in Club Spongebob.

    19.He acted like a pompous jerk and made fun of Gary in The Great Snail Race.

    20.He tried to make Spongebob and Patrick fight each other in Snowball Effect,

    21.He enjoyed the fact that Patrick had to fight a lion in Spongicus.

    22.He called Spongebob and Patrick gullible in The Camping Episode.

    23.He tried to take credit for Spongebob's idea to get Mr.Krabs a mattress in The Lost Mattress.

    I'll name some more later.



    24.He cheated in Slimy dancing.
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    hipeoples4

    [32]Dec 22, 2009
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    No matter how many reasons can get posted in this thread, I'll still love Squidward the way I do.
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    webizoid345

    [33]Dec 23, 2009
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    25. He's a scrooge!!!!

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    Afro-Boy36

    [34]Dec 23, 2009
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    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    Afro-Boy36 wrote:

    I agree with woahwoah678. Squidward is a jerk. Here are a couple of reasons.

    1.He started treating Spongebob like a maid when Spongebob let him stay at his house in Can You Spare A Dime?

    2.He tried to break Spongebob and Patrick up in Nautical Neighbors.

    3.He wanted to push Spongebob in sea urchins in No Hat For Pat.

    4.He destroyed the machine that could have helped the gang find Spongebob in What Ever Happened to Spongebob?

    5.He tricked Spongebob into doing his job in Squid's Day Off.

    6.He tricked Spongebob and Patrick into doing his bidding in Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.

    7.He scared Spongebob in Scaredy Pants.

    8.He didn't feed Gary in I Was A Teenage Gary.

    9.He was celebrating when it looked like Spongebob had to move away in Home Sweet Pineapple.

    10.He embarrassed Spongebob with a mean April Fool's prank in April Fools.

    11.He wouldn't let Spongebob in the Talent Show in Culture Shock.

    12.He wanted to pop Bubble Buddy in Bubble Buddy.

    13.He laughed at Spongebob in Grandma's Kisses.

    14.He taunted Spongebob and enjoyed his pain in Christmas Who?

    15.He harshly criticized Spongebob's sculpture because he was jealous in Artist Unknown.

    16.He teased Spongebob in Patty Hype.

    17.He begged for mercy from Spongebob when he thought he was a ghost then laughed at him when he relized he was just sun bkeached in Sun Bleached.

    18.He makes fun of Spongebob and Patrick in Club Spongebob.

    19.He acted like a pompous jerk and made fun of Gary in The Great Snail Race.

    20.He tried to make Spongebob and Patrick fight each other in Snowball Effect,

    21.He enjoyed the fact that Patrick had to fight a lion in Spongicus.

    22.He called Spongebob and Patrick gullible in The Camping Episode.

    23.He tried to take credit for Spongebob's idea to get Mr.Krabs a mattress in The Lost Mattress.

    I'll name some more later.

    Squidward wanted to push PATRICK onto the sea urchins, not Spongebob.

    Yes, but when Patrick asked Squidward to push him in the sea urchins, Squidward said, "If only you were Spongebob."

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    spongebobfan200

    [35]Dec 23, 2009
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    Carry on.
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    tweenboy

    [36]Dec 24, 2009
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    hipeoples4 wrote:
    No matter how many reasons can get posted in this thread, I'll still love Squidward the way I do.
    lol...

    Im pretty sure most of us dont hate squidward!
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    iheartperry

    [37]Dec 25, 2009
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    tweenboy wrote:
    hipeoples4 wrote:
    No matter how many reasons can get posted in this thread, I'll still love Squidward the way I do.
    lol... Im pretty sure most of us dont hate squidward!
    yea! how can u hate squiddy when he's one of the only character who hasn't really changed throughout the series??
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    Afro-Boy36

    [39]Dec 25, 2009
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    woahwoah678 wrote:
    At 8,That wasn't his fault.At the end.he tried to feed him.

    It WAS his fault. Spongebob specifically told him how to feed Gary and Squidward negelected his duties and sunbathed instead of feeding him. Plus, the only reason he tried to feed him was to relieve his guilt and so he wouldn't get in trouble with Spongebob, not becuase he was supposed too.

    Edited on 12/25/2009 10:35am
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    sciencegirl09

    [40]Dec 25, 2009
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    I do not despise Squiddy, but I'll just go with the flow:

    24. He doesn't wear pants

    25. He bragged in "Skill Crane"

    26. He acted gothic/spiritless in "Penny Foolish"

    27. He was willing to betray his peers in "Born to Be Wild" so that the motorcycle gang would spare him.


    Edited on 12/25/2009 11:22am
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