| schillingklaus wrote: |
| iCarly and Zoey 101 need to be taken absolutely seriously. |
Seriously dude,get a life.
Nickelodeon (ended 2012)
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| iCarly and Zoey 101 need to be taken absolutely seriously. |
| vanillacupcakes wrote: | ||
Yes, then she changed her name to Holly when she got raped by the highschooler in Law & Order so she ran away and changed her identity again to Amber. Then she got raped again in Judging Amy so she changed her name to Madison and starting killing people due to her emotional disturbance of repeated rape attacks. To avoid getting caught, she finally went to Seattle and found her long lost twin and mother. She stuck with the name Sam and avoided any serious criminal activity or victimization thanks to Carly and Spencer being by her side. And in the past Melanie was secretly a bipolar child in Strong Medicine, but then got cured and changed her name to Melanie and went to boarding school. Except now she has been depressed because Freddie will never be with her. Now she is scarred for life and turned goth. No worries though, because she is now good acquaintances with Fred. His idiocy and pipsqueak voice makes Melanie, who is now "Bertha" realize that she isn't a complete failure after all. So both of them live happily ever after. THE END Don't get me started about Mrs. Puckett's mutiple identities. LOL. In the sequel, it is revealed that the entire Puckett familyhas dissociative identity disorder. It becomes a serious issue so they meet up with Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana, Billy Ray Cyrus/Robby Ray Cyrus, and Lily/Lola to try to go through their struggles together. Then everybody dies. END OF SEQUEL. |
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| Life in this world is from evil demons. Only evil boys like Fredward Benson lust after girls. Likewise, only perverse girls like Trisha Kirby, regardless of her exact relationship with Samantha Puckett, lust after boys. This underlines that Fredward Benson is not worthy of Carly Shay, and Trisha Kirby is not worthy of Dustin Brooks. This makes Carly/Dustin a wonderful couple. |
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| Life in this world is from evil demons. Only evil boys like Fredward Benson lust after girls. Likewise, only perverse girls like Trisha Kirby, regardless of her exact relationship with Samantha Puckett, lust after boys. This underlines that Fredward Benson is not worthy of Carly Shay, and Trisha Kirby is not worthy of Dustin Brooks. This makes Carly/Dustin a wonderful couple. |
Yeah, I give up on you schilling. Whatever tickles your peach.
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| Life in this world is from evil demons. Only evil boys like Fredward Benson lust after girls. Likewise, only perverse girls like Trisha Kirby, regardless of her exact relationship with Samantha Puckett, lust after boys. This underlines that Fredward Benson is not worthy of Carly Shay, and Trisha Kirby is not worthy of Dustin Brooks. This makes Carly/Dustin a wonderful couple. |
Is there any logic you can't twist to fit into your warped sense of reality?
So is Carly not worthy of any boy she's lusted after?
| vanillacupcakes wrote: | ||
Yes, then she changed her name to Holly when she got raped by the highschooler in Law & Order so she ran away and changed her identity again to Amber. Then she got raped again in Judging Amy so she changed her name to Madison and starting killing people due to her emotional disturbance of repeated rape attacks. To avoid getting caught, she finally went to Seattle and found her long lost twin and mother. She stuck with the name Sam and avoided any serious criminal activity or victimization thanks to Carly and Spencer being by her side. And in the past Melanie was secretly a bipolar child in Strong Medicine, but then got cured and changed her name to Melanie and went to boarding school. Except now she has been depressed because Freddie will never be with her. Now she is scarred for life and turned goth. No worries though, because she is now good acquaintances with Fred. His idiocy and pipsqueak voice makes Melanie, who is now "Bertha" realize that she isn't a complete failure after all. So both of them live happily ever after. THE END Don't get me started about Mrs. Puckett's mutiple identities. LOL. In the sequel, it is revealed that the entire Puckett familyhas dissociative identity disorder. It becomes a serious issue so they meet up with Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana, Billy Ray Cyrus/Robby Ray Cyrus, and Lily/Lola to try to go through their struggles together. Then everybody dies. END OF SEQUEL. |
OMG - this had me laughing for about 5 minutes straight!
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| Carly never lusted after any boy in season one, she just swooned over Jake Crendle. (who was not worthy of her, but that's another story) The other seasons have been thoroughly corrupted by Schneider, rendering Carly out of character. Thus they don't count. |
Seriously - do you get out much? I am very concerned for your well-being and mental state.
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| Well-being is just an evil illusion. Evil people like Samantha Puckett laugh and rejoice in their folly. But they are going to rue the day until dystopia, as correctly announced by Nevel Papperman. Decent fanficwriters know that making complex connections between various roles of Jenet McCurdy is an appropriate way to describe Sam Puckett. Inept fanfic writers are those who refrain from connecting all those characters. |
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| Decent fanficwriters know that making complex connections between various roles of Jenet McCurdy is an appropriate way to describe Sam Puckett. Inept fanfic writers are those who refrain from connecting all those characters. |
Yes!! I'm a decent fanfic writer!!! *takes bow* Even if it was a joke....
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| Well-being is just an evil illusion. Evil people like Samantha Puckett laugh and rejoice in their folly. But they are going to rue the day until dystopia, as correctly announced by Nevel Papperman. Decent fanficwriters know that making complex connections between various roles of Jenet McCurdy is an appropriate way to describe Sam Puckett. Inept fanfic writers are those who refrain from connecting all those characters. |
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| If it was just a joke, Vanillacupcakes is just a vulgar charlatan like all the others who refuse to take iCarly seriously, especially pscf3 and teenj. |
| schillingklaus wrote: |
| If it was just a joke, Vanillacupcakes is just a vulgar charlatan like all the others who refuse to take iCarly seriously, especially pscf3 and teenj. |
Ooh! Ooh! Me next! Please put me in my place and then tell me exactly what I should do to correct my evil ways…
| teenj12 wrote: | ||||
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I already did. It was completely unnecessary for him to come in here and make statements that are only based on his opinions and treat them as if they are fact – especially seeing as this statement was meant to put down other posters.
