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    karatewolfpunk

    [1601]Dec 29, 2006
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    Aang: Katara, can you teach me to cook? I'm thinking it will help with firebending.

    KAtara: Sure thing!

    Aang: Can you do me another favor?

    Katara: Yes?

    Aang: Can you please be nice with your teaching?

    *2 weeks later*

    Katara: Aang, time to pull out your pie from the oven!

    Aang: Here you go!

    Katara: Wow, that's much too low. Let me taste it...BLEH!! This tastes raw! WTF is wrong with this thing Aang?? This is $hit! Maybe you're just retarded!! Have you found out what the problem is?

    Aang: Yeah, I seemed to have forgotten to turn on the oven.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1602]Dec 29, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    Aang: Katara, can you teach me to cook? I'm thinking it will help with firebending.

    KAtara: Sure thing!

    Aang: Can you do me another favor?

    Katara: Yes?

    Aang: Can you please be nice with your teaching?

    *2 weeks later*

    Katara: Aang, time to pull out your pie from the oven!

    Aang: Here you go!

    Katara: Wow, that's much too low. Let me taste it...BLEH!! This tastes raw! WTF is wrong with this thing Aang?? This is $hit! Maybe you're just retarded!! Have you found out what the problem is?

    Aang: Yeah, I seemed to have forgotten to turn on the oven.


    Turns out Aang isn't up to date with our technology.

    ....

    I can't think of a quote.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1603]Dec 29, 2006
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    I AM NOT A PUPPY!!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1604]Dec 31, 2006
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    Aang: Legg-o my Egg-o.
    Sokka: Pass me some Aunt Jemima. That was lame.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1605]Jan 3, 2007
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    sluggmunki_tx wrote:
    Aang: Legg-o my Egg-o.
    Sokka: Pass me some Aunt Jemima. That was lame.


    You always are Eric.
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    Strix_Moonwing

    [1606]Jan 3, 2007
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    Zuko: (talking to Sokka) You think you're so smart, water peasant.

    Sokka: No, I just think you're really stupid.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1607]Jan 3, 2007
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    Band joke! (if you know musical terms, you'll get the joke)

    Iroh: Hey, Zuko, what do you call a musician who slows down a lot?
    Zuko: *sighs* What?
    Iroh: A ritard!
    Zuko: Uncle, you're always lame with jokes.
    Iroh: That's because you don't know them. And I though you were gonna practice the sungi horn.
    Zuko: Whatever. *leaves*

    yes, kwp, I'm always lame
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    ZukoIsHot

    [1608]Feb 20, 2007
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    Everyone from Avatar is at a party. Zuko is his usual depressed self, sulking in a corner. Katara is also her usual self, stalking Zuko. She sees Zuko pull something small and shiny out of his pocket and go into the bathroom. When he doesn't come out after a while, she gently pushes open the door. She sees Zuko standing there, with blood running down his arms.
    Katara: *gasp* Zuko! You're emo!
    Zuko: Katara! I, uh, well, uh, you see, uh, I was just, uh...
    Katara: *Marches over to Zuko* Cutting yourself?
    Zuko: No! Katara, I can explain.
    Katara: Zuko, this isn't cool. I'm going to have to tell your Uncle.
    Zuko: *big gasp* Katara, no!
    Katara: I'm sorry Zuko.
    Zuko: *frantically thinks of ways to stall...no...no...no...no! last resort time! (just remember, Zuzu isn't a big thinker)* Katara! Wait!
    Katara: *turns* Wha-
    Zuko: *kisses Katara*?????? ?? ?? ?? ???? *passionately*???? ?? ?? ?? ???????? *like he's secretly been wanting to do that*
    Katara: *faints from joy*
    Zuko: Now, what to do with the body? Oh, s--t. Her clothes are covered in blood. That will look suspicous. Better take them off. *removes Katara's clothing*
    Aang: *walks in. Sees Katara on the floor, naked and covered in blood, Zuko standing over her, holding her clothes* WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE???
    Zuko: Sorry dude, I had to do it.
    Aang: YOU HAD TO DO KATARA??? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
    Zuko: No, Katara was going to tell Uncle I'm emo, so I kissed her to make her faint so she wouldn't tell him, but then her clothes were covered in blood, which looked suspicious, so I took them off.
    Aang: You're emo?
    Zuko: No, I was just bored, so I came in here to paint a picture, but I spilled red paint on myself.
    Aang: Why didn't you just tell her that?
    Zuko: It was more fun to kiss her.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [1609]Feb 23, 2007
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    ZukoIsHot wrote:
    Everyone from Avatar is at a party. Zuko is his usual depressed self, sulking in a corner. Katara is also her usual self, stalking Zuko. She sees Zuko pull something small and shiny out of his pocket and go into the bathroom. When he doesn't come out after a while, she gently pushes open the door. She sees Zuko standing there, with blood running down his arms.
    Katara: *gasp* Zuko! You're emo!
    Zuko: Katara! I, uh, well, uh, you see, uh, I was just, uh...
    Katara: *Marches over to Zuko* Cutting yourself?
    Zuko: No! Katara, I can explain.
    Katara: Zuko, this isn't cool. I'm going to have to tell your Uncle.
    Zuko: *big gasp* Katara, no!
    Katara: I'm sorry Zuko.
    Zuko: *frantically thinks of ways to stall...no...no...no...no! last resort time! (just remember, Zuzu isn't a big thinker)* Katara! Wait!
    Katara: *turns* Wha-
    Zuko: *kisses Katara*?????? ?? ?? ?? ???? *passionately*???? ?? ?? ?? ???????? *like he's secretly been wanting to do that*
    Katara: *faints from joy*
    Zuko: Now, what to do with the body? Oh, s--t. Her clothes are covered in blood. That will look suspicous. Better take them off. *removes Katara's clothing*
    Aang: *walks in. Sees Katara on the floor, naked and covered in blood, Zuko standing over her, holding her clothes* WTF IS GOING ON IN HERE???
    Zuko: Sorry dude, I had to do it.
    Aang: YOU HAD TO DO KATARA??? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
    Zuko: No, Katara was going to tell Uncle I'm emo, so I kissed her to make her faint so she wouldn't tell him, but then her clothes were covered in blood, which looked suspicious, so I took them off.
    Aang: You're emo?
    Zuko: No, I was just bored, so I came in here to paint a picture, but I spilled red paint on myself.
    Aang: Why didn't you just tell her that?
    Zuko: It was more fun to kiss her.


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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1610]Feb 23, 2007
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    *ding*

    *Aang, Zuko, Jet, and Haru are in the same room. Aang enters*
    Aang: Hey, guys, look what I bought.

    Zuko: What?

    Aang: *takes out a doll* A Katara doll.

    Zuko: Cool! I did too.

    Jet: Me too.

    Haru: I bought mine months before it came out.

    Aang: Oh, bet you'll be sooooooo jealous if you see this *kisses the doll*

    Zuko: You're a perv *begins kissing his own doll*

    Jet: Oh, hell no! *begins kissing his own doll*

    Haru: *stares in disgust because he finds it perverted* I can do better *leaves and calls Ty-Lee on his cell phone*
    *Katara enters and shows a blank stare*

    Katara: Boys are perverted and lame. *leaves*
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    JustPosting

    [1611]May 3, 2007
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    why atent u posting anymore...?
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    JustPosting

    [1612]May 3, 2007
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    This "forum" is great. Its unbelievably funny.
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    JustPosting

    [1613]May 3, 2007
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    (Zuko and Katara in a train)
    *Zuko pulls the mergency breaks*
    other ppl: wtf are you doing Zuko!
    Zuko: Katara is leaking from below!!!
    Katara: I just spillt my Cola u Perv!
    Zuko:Oops *blush*

    I know urs are way funnier so please go on with or thread
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [1615]May 3, 2007
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    Cool! You found this thread I remembered this. I don't have a quote in mind but I might have one soon.
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    JustPosting

    [1616]Jun 8, 2007
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    Hey dude, U online??
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    JustPosting

    [1617]Jun 8, 2007
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    Cmon Karate and Munki go on, go on........... My life is BORING without this threat. ( at least it makes it less boring)
    So PLS.. post
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    MCMLXVI

    [1618]Feb 21, 2008
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    MCMLXVI wrote:
    Appa: Let it die, Momo.
    Momo: Waah.
    Katrina: OMG! Appa sounds like Santa Claus.
    I knew this was still around, somewhere, in the boneyard. So, Appa's voice was a little like Santa Claus's voice in Aang's daydream.
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    acr64

    [1619]Feb 21, 2008
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    Zuko: (breathes in) I guess I like it when we play... The way you drag me down... I guess I like it when you hate... The way you drag me down...
    But I can't face myself in the mirror...
    But I can't face myself in the mirror...
    FU-
    Haru: Ooh, you touch my tra-la-la... My ding-ding-dong...
    Zuko: Damnit, Haru, nobody interrupts me during Seether time!
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    inuyashaluva18

    [1620]Jul 12, 2008
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    Ba-Bump!
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