Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
The Guru's decides to begin selling his onion and banana juice drink. Starbucks try this drink and put an offer in to buy it immeadietly, the Guru accepts the offer. Wanting to earn a little more cash the Guru begins to busk for money with his awesome break dancing skills. He gets an offer to come on the show 'So you think you can dance', he accepts it but is sadly knocked out in the first round. Meanwhile at Starbucks, the onion and banana juice drink has gone world wide and it is the latest craze; everyone is buying it. With the money he earnt by busking the Guru has heard so much about this 'laptop' and decides to buy one. The Guru develops an obsession with computers, all the money he has earnt busking goes towards accesories to his computer. Microsoft then offers him a job...
very, very random but... yeah
After helping Aang, The Pathik begins a spiritually guided journey. He is led to his one true love, Aunt Wu. Meng falls in love with him and his giant ears, and a second marriage is formed...
seriously, look at those things...
Cathers05 wrote: |
contrary to popular belief the vision of the Guru aang saw in NaD wasn't an hullucination but the real Guru who has been stalking aang in the fine old tradition of perverted sages in anime. he promises to do so forever. the reason he had 6 arms was because of a mutant spider bite yes i know avatar isn't anime but it is influinced by it. |
Second because Flava Flav jokes are teh funneh.
Valin610 wrote: |
Guru Pathik will start the trend, break dancing, in the avatar world. He suites up in the appropriate gear, hourglass on a chain and large sunglasses forged by his old pal, Piando, with the remaining meteor chunk and hits up the streets of Ba Sing Se in alleys bustin his move while his new companions, Longshot and Smellerbee beat box to his flav. Knowing that his old name was too lame for his new profession, he takes up the new name, Bao-G. Uknown to everyone besides his two sidekicks, his new name means (Banana and onion Guru). |
First because Nick execs would SO DO THAT.
KingAtticus wrote: |
The Guru, having done his destiny, became the first human in several hundred years to become a spirit. Unfortunately, due to a space/time fracture, he became what nick.com has dubbed him: the Odd Spirit. The Guru couldn't testify against the execs since it's against the law in the State of California to testify from the dead in the form of a spirit. |
KingAtticus wins.
ozai890 wrote: |
I lose again. |
acr64 wrote: | ||
True, but you've gotten to judge, too. This is my first time, and I was runner-up, so I got it by default. |
Cathers05 wrote: |
yay third. BTW whats NTAS |
acr64 wrote: | ||
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should of known. thats where i got the idea.
bump
acr64 wrote: |
Subway spokesman. |