Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
CXK5821 wrote: |
...you deliberately blind yourself and try to learn Southern Praying Mantis. |
Sorry, couldn't let that one go.
naruto4100 wrote: |
when u get a bowl of water in ur room and stare at it for 3 hours. |
Teranef wrote: |
Too obsessed? You haven't seen too obsessed . . . not yet . . . You're TOO obsessed with avatar when . . . . . . you stalk and kidnap avatar's creators, tying them to your bed and breaking their ankles so they can't escape You consider re-enacting theories about how Azulon was murdered, or successful versions of any of the show's attempted murders (during fights) justifiable homicide . . . because it's AVATAR!!! You consider killing somebody who threatens your enjoyment of an Avatar episode justifiable homicide . . . because it's AVATAR You join the army . . . because of AVATAR You were once a deeply, blindly faithful follower of christianity/jewdaism/islam/etc. and renounce your religion, converting to buhddism . . . because of AVATAR After joining the army and being sent to Iraq because of Avatar you believe the fire nation is real, and it is Iraq, and the war in Iraq has been going on for 100 years, and you are actually fighting the followers of Ozai, and they can firebend, and you're a bender to You believe Avatar is real to the point that you become a danger to yourself and others, get commited to an asylum, and as the police try to arrest you, you exclaim to bystanders "SEE?!? THE FIRE NATION IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME!!!!" You see someone trying to warm something with their hands or warm something in the microwave, become convinced they're fire benders, and murder them You refer to yourself as the Blue Spirit, get a blue spirit mask and broadswords, and commit a series of armed robberies You re-enact every single thing on Avatar, even demanding your son fight you in agni kai, becoming angered when he refuses, and telling him "You WILL learn respect and SUFFERING will be your teacher." before torching his face and banishing him from your country, as well as casually flipping police officers over your balcony, killing them, when they try to arrest you, and laying seige to Washington D.C., referring to yourself as the Dragon of the West You're a child-torching, cop-killing, capital seiging, passerby-robbing, imaginary-firebender-murdering, FN-believing, reality denying, homicide-supporting, animator-stalking, show-producer-kidnapping, army-joining dillusional, convert to BUHDDISM of all religions to be that looney You also know you're too obsessed with Avatar when, if you ever see anything on this thread that you haven't done, you think "Hey . . . not a bad idea." and immediately do it, from hiding in the mailbox and saying it's the world's greatest superslide to having your sex partner where a blue spirit mas . . . this includes the things on this post Come to think of it, the above is not "obsessed" . . . it's psychotic I am guilty of all of the above, and by the time you have read this, I will have destroyed this computer, changed my name, and left the country to avoid being tracked through my IP address |
I KNOW I'm obsessed.?? When I read this, I spewed soda and short-circuited my compuer.?? True story, which is also why I haven't been on much.?? I could only get on when I was allowed to use the laptop.?? I am also forbidden from drinking at the computer ever again
You know you're obsessed when...
You go on a killing rampage (using your mad bending skillz, of course) when you discover that the Avatar Season 2 Volume 1 DVD commercial was lying about having audio commentaries. (guilty)
You feel like you really should be able to get the water out of that cup by bending it (guilty)
You stare at pictures of a certain shirtless prince until it's burned into your eyes for the next three days, then stare at it during class until some kids snap you out of your fantasy because they're laughing at you because the guy in real life who you were staring at (behind the shirtless Zuzu pic) was your art teacher 0.o (guilty... :blush
You decide to revive your idea of rebuilding the Southern Water Tribe (working on it)
ramblingninja wrote: |
when you join a circus and say your aura has never been pinker |
ale_ca wrote: |
... you watch "march of the penguins" then go to the zoo and try to "penguin-ride". ... you are sure Nessie lives near (or comes from) Kyoshi island. |
... when you wake up one day with a bloodstained appa plushie in your arms and you don't know how it got there.
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(Hopefully it hasn't been said yet.. )
You know your obsessed with Avatar when you actually try to drink juice from a cactus, hoping to get high like Sokka.?? O-o?? (haven't tried, but I wanna see someone try it. lol)
jaiki wrote: |
(Hopefully it hasn't been said yet.. ) You know your obsessed with Avatar when you actually try to drink juice from a cactus, hoping to get high like Sokka.?? O-o?? (haven't tried, but I wanna see someone try it. lol) |