Momo vs. The Evil Monkey ("Family Guy"):
Summer in a poor villiage in 16th century Japan. Momo is tripped out in his samurai gear from "Nightmares and Daydreams," walking through the deserted streets.
Suddenly Evil Monkey jumps out of an alley, pointing at Momo menecingly. Momo draws his sword, takes Evil Monkey's arm with one blow, severs his head with another.
Winner: Momo
Cabbage guy vs. Harpo Marx:
Autumn on some street corner in one of the poorer districts of Ba Sing Se. Cabbage guy has his cart of cabbages set up right where Harpo wants to set up his peanut cart.
Harpo walks over, takes his shoes and socks off, and climbs feet first into the cart of cabbages. Cabbage guy yells "my cabbages!" and collapses into a blubbering heap.
Winner: Harpo Marx
