'Twas the night of the Guru and all through the house, "Shut up everyone!" was said by my spouse.
The DVR was out and all things were set, in hopes of the best of Avatars yet
The children were nestled all ready to go, "Mom and Dad, why do you love this show?"
My wife with her remote and I record right, had just settled down for a Nick Friday night
When out on the tele my heart went aflutter, my wife screamed and shouted I started to mutter.
"What was that?" "Oh my god!" "Did you see them kiss?" "I went to the bathroom, what did I miss?"
Zutaras and Kataangs are now dropping jaws, their voices are breaking all physical laws
The popcorn is spilled upon the floor, and then comes the frantic knock on the door.
My neighbor Jack knocked at the new fallen show, towards the end our exhaustion you'll never know.
More rapid than eagles he approached my door, he shouted so much I charged like a cat-boar.
"Is everyone ok? I heard a loud shout! It's all right, really, what this show is about?"
"Mommy I don't feel right in fact I feel pukey." "Wait don't be sick, we're about to see Suki!"
As the show runs before the wild neighbors curse, when I meet with an obstacle I bend it for worse
As I shut him up and turned back to see Appa, just in time Jack I punched you to stop ya.
We were dressed all like benders decked out all weird, my neighbor was unconscious, just as I feared.
The bundle of Dai Li she had flung on her back, Azula looked evil as she took Zuko's flack
Her eyes how they blazed, her dimples how wrinkled! she burnt them to crisps til they crackled and crinkled
Her lips were all mean like a chock full of lightning, and the look on her face was hardly inviting.
She stood her ground to Azula did Toph, and Iroh came in and knocked her hair off
He had a broad face and little round belly, that shook when he drank his tea with his jelly.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work, his nephew joined in no longer a jerk
And Aang lay a finger aside of his head, and giving a nod much to Azula's dread
He sprang to his State, to his team gave a shout! and away they all fought from within and without
But I heard Aang exclaim as he flew up in might: "Save Bang Sing Se no matter our plight!"
