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The UNTOLD OFFICIAL ORIGIN OF BENDING!

ALIENS!

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    tomtitan

    [21]May 29, 2008
    • member since: 03/01/07
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    Ravel93 wrote:

    Actually scratch that, it wasn't the freemasons.

    It was Chuck Norris. He created an element in a joint venture with Mr. T, but it exploded from too much awesome. The explosion was known as The Norris Bang. The remains became the elements. And the rest:

    History.

    Somebody slap me.

    Don't forget the part where one roundhouse kick had as much energy as the big bang.
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    Ravel93

    [22]May 29, 2008
    • member since: 10/20/06
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    • rank: Autobot
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Ravel93 wrote:

    Actually scratch that, it wasn't the freemasons.

    It was Chuck Norris. He created an element in a joint venture with Mr. T, but it exploded from too much awesome. The explosion was known as The Norris Bang. The remains became the elements. And the rest:

    History.

    Somebody slap me.

    Don't forget the part where one roundhouse kick had as much energy as the big bang.

    Oh yeah. The element was too awesome for the world, so Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it, which in turn, created The Norris Bang. Some say that Chuck Norris is waiting for the world to become epic enough to be worthy of the Norris element... The rest:

    History.

    Seriously, somebody hit me.

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    SpiffyBacon

    [23]May 29, 2008
    • member since: 01/16/08
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 454
    Ravel93 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Ravel93 wrote:

    Actually scratch that, it wasn't the freemasons.

    It was Chuck Norris. He created an element in a joint venture with Mr. T, but it exploded from too much awesome. The explosion was known as The Norris Bang. The remains became the elements. And the rest:

    History.

    Somebody slap me.

    Don't forget the part where one roundhouse kick had as much energy as the big bang.

    Oh yeah. The element was too awesome for the world, so Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it, which in turn, created The Norris Bang. Some say that Chuck Norris is waiting for the world to become epic enough to be worthy of the Norris element... The rest:

    History.

    Seriously, somebody hit me.

    Don't forget about Kung-Fu Action Jesus now... He had to be created in order to help Chuck Norris make the world epic enough.

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