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Stuff Avatar Characters would NEVER Say

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    Boomeraaaang

    [1]Jun 8, 2008
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    Pretty self explanatory. Add your own!

    "Look, Suki, I just don't know you well enough to kiss you. Now leave me alone so I can finish this mouth-watering salad." -Sokka

    "Zuko! Azula! It's family story time. Daddy's going to read to you Frosty the Snowman." -Firelord Ozai

    "I swear, wherever I go some poor sap always needs my help. Some days you just wanna say "Screw you, buddy, I'm on vacation." -Katara

    "Well done, pupil Aang. You have mastered the seventh chakra. Now what do you say we go hit the strip clubs at Ba Sing Se? My treat!" -Guru Pathik

    *singing* "My hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely little lumps. Check it out!" -Smellerbee

    "I am now Supreme Ruler of Ba Sing Se! And my first act will be to help the poor find better housing in the lower ring. Who's with me?!" -Azula

    Edited on 06/09/2008 11:31am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    MaddoKos

    [2]Jun 8, 2008
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    I think you took all the good ones...but I'll give it a shot.

    "Okay, let's f***ing kill this motherf***er! Yeah! Who's with me, huh?" - Aang (referring to Ozai)

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    thefacestealer

    [3]Jun 8, 2008
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    Aang: "Katara! Stay out of my life! I don't like you, and I never will! If you want to have kids, then that's too bad, because you're the least shipped character in the whole show!"
    Edited on 06/08/2008 12:12pm
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    picaboomman

    [4]Jun 8, 2008
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    katara: i want ur babys zuko
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    isabelwhatx

    [5]Jun 8, 2008
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    picaboomman wrote:
    katara: i want ur babys zuko

    LMAO. I'm guessing some people will get really angry very soon.
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    amdragfreak

    [6]Jun 8, 2008
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    Aang-Zuko, what are you drinking?
    Zuko- Cactus Juice. You wanna hit this sh*t?
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    tomtitan

    [7]Jun 8, 2008
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    Toph: I see what you did there.
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    waterbender6025

    [8]Jun 8, 2008
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    aang: yeah b***h you just got owned! (right after killing ozai)

    katara: i love you zuko (ohh zutarans got burned)

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    AllKnowingBeing

    [9]Jun 8, 2008
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    "Momo, I choose you!"-Aang
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    da1ginhero

    [10]Jun 9, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Toph: I see what you did there.

    um.....does that mean toph can see when hmm hmm is hmm hmm hmming hmm hmm.oh wait she can.id love to have tophs ability .i could perv on anyone and theyll never know.muahahahahahaha.

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    AnimeAngel90

    [11]Jun 9, 2008
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    waterbender6025 wrote:

    aang: yeah b***h you just got owned! (right after killing ozai)

    katara: i love you zuko (ohh zutarans got burned)

    Katara: *to Aang* Shut up and kiss me you fool!

    or

    Aang: Screw you Katara....or rather, screw you Zuko!
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    Lupusgirl

    [12]Jun 9, 2008
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    Yue: *sings* I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive

    Ozai: I LOVE KITTENS!!!

    Zuko: (after Azula shoot Aang with lightning) NO YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!!!

    Aang: (After that flying Hippocow Nightmare): Haha Moo.

    Katara and Toph: EXELENT!!!!

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    TheFungusyOne

    [13]Jun 9, 2008
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    AANG: That butterfly looks too happy *stamps on butterfly*
    KATARA: Aang's annoying the hell out of me. We should've left him in the iceberg.
    OZAI: Wow, Zuko. Your hair looks extra silky smooth today. Did you use my shampoo?
    KATARA: Aang? Zuko? No way. My heart belongs to Spongebob.
    AANG: What? Kiss Katara? But girls have cooties!!
    AANG: Mmm, roast beef!
    TOPH: I is hugging mine pet rock! Heehee!
    JET: I'm... too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt...
    AZULA: Lyk zomg I pwnz u lol omgwtfbbq!!11!
    TY LEE: Yo, I'm a fly sista from da hood! Check me out, yo!
    MAI: ♫ F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me... ♫
    SUKI: You guys are all losers. I'm gonna go hang with Joo Dee. Ciao, babies!
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    xRamensx

    [14]Jun 9, 2008
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    TheFungusyOne wrote:
    AANG: That butterfly looks too happy *stamps on butterfly* KATARA: Aang's annoying the hell out of me. We should've left him in the iceberg. OZAI: Wow, Zuko. Your hair looks extra silky smooth today. Did you use my shampoo? KATARA: Aang? Zuko? No way. My heart belongs to Spongebob. AANG: What? Kiss Katara? But girls have cooties!! AANG: Mmm, roast beef! TOPH: I is hugging mine pet rock! Heehee! JET: I'm... too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt... AZULA: Lyk zomg I pwnz u lol omgwtfbbq!!11! TY LEE: Yo, I'm a fly sista from da hood! Check me out, yo! MAI: ♫ F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me... ♫ SUKI: You guys are all losers. I'm gonna go hang with Joo Dee. Ciao, babies!

    Objection! To the first one.

    Aang would say that because butterflies caused his emoness because they are spies from the Fire Nation sent to ruin Aang's chances of defeating Ozai.

    So, Aang hates butterflies now.

    Trufax.

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    gilvatar

    [15]Jun 9, 2008
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    Ozai: I use sexyfine shampoo
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    PsychoPass

    [18]Jun 9, 2008
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    Zuko: Hello?

    Aang: Hey, Zuko, whassup?

    Zuko: Nothing Aang. Just watching the game, having a bud. What's up with you?

    Aang: Nothin'... Watchin' the game havin' a bud.

    Zuko: True... True.

    Sokka: WHAZUUUUUUUP!?

    Zuko: Whazuuuuuuup!

    Aang: Yo, who's that?

    Zuko: Yo! Yo pick up the phone!

    Sokka: Hello?

    Aang: Wazuuuu...

    Sokka: WAZZUUUU...

    Zuko: WAZUUUUP!

    Sokka: Yo, where's Suki?

    Aang: Yo Suki!!

    Suki: Yo.

    Sokka: WAAZUUUUUUUP!!!!

    Suki: Wazuuuuuup.

    Aang: .. UUUUUUUU!!!

    Zuko: EHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

    Suki: Ehaha...

    *beeep*

    Sokka: Hold on... Hello?

    Toph: WASUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!

    Aang: UUU..!!

    Zuko: ..UUU!

    Suki: ..UUU!!

    Sokka: ..UUU!!

    *Suki and Sokka hang up phone*

    Zuko: ... So what's up Aang?

    Aang: Watchin the game havin' a bud.

    Zuko: True... True.

    I've been wanting to make that for months! XD Hope you liked it. *will blog it later*
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    invisibleturtle

    [19]Jun 9, 2008
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    Zuko's Uncle Iro (sp?): Zuko, just get over your flippin' problems and realize you're too dumb to get that darned avatar kid. Realize you're a failure and give up.
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    anony6983

    [20]Jun 9, 2008
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    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    "Look, Suki, I just don't know you well enough to kiss you. Now leave me alone so I can finish this mouth-watering salad." -Sokka

    i LOVE this! im totally loving your posts lil boomeraaaang dude

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