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Nardulo wrote: |
There is a song writtin for these kind of people. It's called "Why don't you get a job?" |
Don't jump to conclusions simply because they have the time you don't have.
And here's a song for you: Lighten Up (http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Lighten-Up-lyrics-Morcheeba/EB551F2B8F3437A94825708900266222)
LingLing, I don't know about a new character teaching Zuko, though...
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Book 3 will NOT be Fire.
It shall be Toiletries.
Book 3: Toiletries
Chapter 1:??Death
Azula, Long Feng, and Toph's pursuers all die of a mysterious illness. There is no sign of a new villain. The Gaang is pleased with this new change in plot, but fire (pardon the pun) Zuko when they discover that fire-bending does not exist and the real third element is toiletries.
Chapter 2: Intro of Kinto, the Evil Waterbender
We are introduced to Kinto, an evil villain who wants to kill the whole Gaang when he is rejected by Katara. His waterbending style is ruthless and takes complete advantage over all of the dangerous aspects of waterbending, and is sure to keep us interested for many episodes to come. Unfortunately, he dies of a mysterious illness before anything actually happens.
Chapter 3: And Going and Going
??When Zuko gets diarrhea, he can't stop going to bathroom, and soon the stench becomes so horrible that everyone in Ba Seng Sei leaves, except for the Earth King, who dies of a mysterious illness. Zuko, with a whole city to himself, is quite pleased and crowns himself the new king. If he won't be the Fire Lord, then this will have to do, dammit! He then dies.
Chapter 4: Rain
It keeps raining. Gran-Gran dies of a mysterious illness. Find out what happens to the Gaang in this episode filled with much intrigue. More to come!
Note: These are REAL EPISODES that will air as season three.
I heard from my Tamagotchi.
piranhapete wrote: |
MORE SPOILERS!!! (except not really) Chapter 5: RoX0rz ma s0xOrz!!!!!!11shift+1 When the entire water tribe (except Katara) dies of a mysterious illness, the Gaang copes with this be speaking in 133t. But what will happen when they discover that Guru Pathik is a master toiletries-bender, but won't teach Aang unless he forgoes his mAd 133t 5p3Ak1Ng 5Ki11Z???????? Chapter 6: Hey Hey HEY! When the kids meet with Fat Albert, it is revealed that he is the carrier of the HEY HEY HEY disease, making everyone say HEY HEY HEY and nothing but. The Gaang now loses their 133t-speaking, but now they can't stop saying "Hey, hey, HEY!" However, their problem is quickly resolved when Fat Albert dies of a mysterious illness, not to mention the fact that this is Avatar and not Fat Albert, so what the is Fat Albert doing here in the first place?! Chapter 7: Electric Chemistry We enter by seeing Iroh die of a mysterious illness. Toph is wondering if her "electric chemistry" with the Guru is going to interfere with Aang's toiletries-bending training, now that they aren't speaking 133t, anymore. Momo and Appa finally confess their love for Katara. Chapter 8: Appa or Momo? Katara continues to wonder. Appa or Momo? Momo or Appa? Mopa or Apmo? She can't decide! Fortunately, she won't have to. Appa and Momo both die due to a mysterious illness. Guru says that Aang will need to start recognizing these illnesses if he is to defeat the Fire Lord. Chapters 9-12 coming. Note: If you believed that these are real episodes, then you need help of a professional nature. |
That is so stupid it's funny. LOL
pooldude256 wrote: |
Maybe you should at least wait until s2 is over with before predicting what will happen in s3. The final events of this season could alter your theories of next season drastically... |
Why do I get the feeling you know something but aint tellin...
Eman5805 wrote: | ||
Why do I get the feeling you know something but aint tellin... |
piranhapete wrote: |
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . Book 3 will NOT be Fire. It shall be Toiletries. Book 3: Toiletries Chapter 1: Azula, Long Feng, and Toph's pursuers all die of a mysterious illness. There is no sign of a new villain. The Gaang is pleased with this new change in plot, but fire (pardon the pun) Zuko when they discover that fire-bending does not exist and the real third element is toiletries. Chapter 2: Intro of Kinto, the Evil Waterbender We are introduced to Kinto, an evil villain who wants to kill the whole Gaang when he is rejected by Katara. His waterbending style is ruthless and takes complete advantage over all of the dangerous aspects of waterbending, and is sure to keep us interested for many episodes to come. Unfortunately, he dies of a mysterious illness before anything actually happens. Chapter 3: And Going and Going When Zuko gets diarrhea, he can't stop going to bathroom, and soon the stench becomes so horrible that everyone in Ba Seng Sei leaves, except for the Earth King, who dies of a mysterious illness. Zuko, with a whole city to himself, is quite pleased and crowns himself the new king. If he won't be the Fire Lord, then this will have to do, dammit! He then dies. Chapter 4: Rain It keeps raining. Gran-Gran dies of a mysterious illness. Find out what happens to the Gaang in this episode filled with much intrigue. More to come! Note: These are REAL EPISODES that will air as season three. I heard from my Tamagotchi. |
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Thank you Pooldude, but I'm already quite aware of just how real these episodes are, thank you.
Chapter 9: Ichiban
The Gaang and the Guru meet up with Ichiban, the crazy herb lady. The Guru wants to marry Ichiban, but Ichiban has an itchy bun, and none of her herbs will help. The Guru tells Aang that this would be the perfect time to start his toiletries-bending training, so Aang in response pulls off some wicked bending skills, but Ichiban nonetheless dies. Miyuki, too.
Chapter 10: Sokka's New Love (The New Member: Part 1)??
After Sokka's depressing loss of his loves, Yue, Suki, and Miyuki, he finds comfort in a new ally, Ty-Lee. Ty-Lee, no longer bound to Azula's dictatorship, joins the Gaang, while Mai joins Zuko, except that he's dead, so that's impossible. Instead, she becomes emo, except that she already is, so that's impossible too. Alas, the only thing she can do is die due to a mysterious illness.
Chapter 11: Ty-Lee and the Pea (The New Member: Part 2)??
The Gaang is not so sure about Ty-Lee's loyalty, so they slip a pea under her bed as a test. In the morning, she is mysteriously found dead, with very stinky sheets.
Chapter 12: Holy Koh!
When a huge earthquake strikes, the Gaang finds refuge to the Spirit world by using the gate that appeared in Episode 1-11. Koh is there, and steals Katara's face when she becomes angry at the Guru. A huge bending fight then breaks out, and Koh dies as a result... of a mysterious illness. All of the faces are restored, but they got mixed up, and Katara now has the final face of Koh in SoTN Pt.2.
There's a big surprise at the end of the book... it will AMAZE YOU.
Chapter 17: Eveter Ploose
Aang meets the TRUE Avatar before him, Avatar Plaus, who has a strange accent. Quite suddenly, raining chickens plummet from the sky, causing danger to Aang, Katara, and the Guru. Aang and the Guru and Avatar Plaus all perform toiletries-bending, but of course, they're chickens, not toiletries, so there is absolutely no effect. Because of the chickens (or perhaps something much more sinister) all Avatars before Aang die... if they weren't already dead.
Chapter 18: Lard
When the entire Fire Nation realizes that there is no such thing as fire-bending, therefore there is so such nation as Fire Nation, they all panic and then die. What if the Fire Lord isn't the Fire Lord, after all? What if he's the Fire Lard, or something else? The Gaang travels to the ____ Nation to see what's up, and the Fire Lord (or Fire Lard) is NOWHERE to be seen. What, exactly, is going on? Unfortunately, Guru Pathik dies right at that moment due to diarrhea, and Aang panics. How on earth is he going to learn toiletries-bending now? Regardless, they must find the Fire Lord (or Fire Lard or something else).
Chapter 19: Oopsie Poopsie!
Aang and Katara continue their search for the *insert main villain here*, but they aren't at all sure where to look. Katara then questions what is to become of the world, now that everyone is dead except for them. Aang then suggests that they repopulate the world, but then Katara goes crazy because he cheated on her. "Oopsie poopsie," says Aang. This just makes Katara more furious until she suddenly gets diarrhea. Aang begs her to hold on, and even tries to toiletries-bend, but it doesn't work. Katara is gone.
Chapter 20: Real Fire Lord, The
Aang is panicking, now that he is the last human on earth. He finds what used to be the Fire Lord's temple and finds a scroll that says only this:
There once was a man from Nantucket.
Just kidding.
*ahem*
I??am the Fire Lord, true,
and I'll tell you just what to do.
Take all letters first,
Of Chapters so cursed,
And a message will appear to you.
Aang followed the instructions, but he was missing a letter at the end. He was so busy looking up "lor" in the dictionary, that he did not realize that he had diarrhea. Of course, this was the end of Aang's life.
The End.