1114. Wonder why the f8ck I can't open the 27th page of this thread when the number is clearly there and being clicked on.
1115. Note that this number is probably off as a result.
1116. Come to the realization that someone must have deleted their previous post, it being the first of page 27, thereby making page 27 obsolete until the next post (i.e. this one).
1117. Sit quietly in a corner.