Avatar: The Last Airbender: "Previously, On Avatar..."

MaddoKos
[1]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 05/19/08
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Okay, the goal of this game is to imitate the recaps at the beginning of each episode. You know, when the announcer guy says "Previously, on Avatar..." and then they show you a series of sound bytes to bring you up to speed for the new episode.
You can use actual quotes from Avatar, quotes ripped off from other sources, or completely made up quotes. Unlike other quote games, the goal is not to create any sort of cohesion...on the contrary, the more bizarrely mismatched the quotes are, the better.
The only rules are 1. You have to say which character is speaking, and 2. You have to post at least two quotes at a time.
Example:
Announcer: "Previously, on Avatar..."
*flash*
Hakoda: "Everyone who's here today came prepared to risk everything for this mission. They know what's at stake. If there's still a chance and there's still hope, I think they would want Aang to go for it."
*flash*
Aang: "We have to go back Katara...WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"
*flash*
Sokka: "Why is there a severed toe in my stew?"
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picaboomman
[2]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 02/04/08
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previously on avatar:

katara: thats it!!!! i am done being matched with people!!1
flash
aang: no zuko! you dont get it! i have worked to hard to let you hit it off with katar! she's mine!
flash
sokka: toph...im sorry...but suki is still alive
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khalid13

[3]Jun 8, 2008

member since: 06/22/05
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picaboomman wrote:

previously on avatar:

katara: thats it!!!! i am done being matched with people!!1
flash
aang: no zuko! you dont get it! i have worked to hard to let you hit it off with katar! she's mine!
flash
sokka: toph...im sorry...but suki is still alive

Lol, epic!

---

Umm ... How do you know who wins this game?

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Miroku78
[4]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 11/06/05
level: 7
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posts: 680
Man, i'm too depressed to post on this one, even though it's pretty epic, it saddens me that the forum is basically dead IN THE EVENING!!!

(Even to depresed to celebrate my 700th post)
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MaddoKos

[5]Jun 8, 2008

member since: 05/19/08
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khalid13 wrote:

picaboomman wrote:

previously on avatar: katara: thats it!!!! i am done being matched with people!!1 flash aang: no zuko! you dont get it! i have worked to hard to let you hit it off with katar! she's mine! flash sokka: toph...im sorry...but suki is still alive

Lol, epic! --- Umm ... How do you know who wins this game?

No winners or losers. But the more clever and the more outlandish they are, the better.

Previously, on Avatar...

*flash*

Katara: I've never seen a virus replicate this quickly!

*flash*

Zuko: I've been inside the palace...I've seen the maturation chambers.

*flash*

Katara: I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate.

Edited on 06/08/2008 2:11pm

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WiseIroh
[6]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 10/15/06
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Previously On Avatar....
Zuko: You are going to sit there and and you are going to listen.
*Flash*
Aang: Thank you all for being so brave, but I must admit I let go of my bowels while looking for ozai, Thats why Im crying. I looked like a boy in front of my lady.
*Flash*
Ozay: LOOK AT WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID TO MY HAIR!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE TO GET RID OF THESE SPLITT ENDS?? DO YOU!!!
Azula: Father You must forgive me, Now I got to restore my honor, by finding you the perfect conditioner, Ill start by grabbing some Aloe Vera from the swamp.
Edited on 06/08/2008 2:55pm
Edited 2 total times.
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acr64
[7]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 07/13/06
level: 12
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posts: 1,690
*Previously, on Avatar*

Aang: I have an idea...
*flash*
Katara: Please... stop...
*flash*
Sokka: Just bend the slurry, woman!
*flash*
Toph: I feel the vibrations...
*flash*
Zuko: I think it's time I joined your group.
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DrAvatar
[8]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 12/02/06
level: 16
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posts: 4,663
Previously on Avatar...
Katara: Aang...I'm pregnant and Zuko is the father
Aang: Katara, how could you do this to me?
*flash*
Sokka: My name is Sokka...you impregnated my sister...prepare to die. *Stabs Zuko's scar*
Zuko: AHHHHH!
*flash*
Katara: Its a girl Zuko!
Zuko (With eye-patch*: Why does it have a moustache?
Katara: I'm sorry Zuko but Haru's the father.
*flash*
Shyamalan: WHAT A TWEEST!!!1
Edited on 06/08/2008 3:11pm
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picaboomman

[9]Jun 8, 2008

member since: 02/04/08
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DrAvatar wrote:

Previously on Avatar...

Katara: Aang...I'm pregnant and Zuko is the father

Aang: Katara, how could you do this to me?

*flash*

Sokka: My name is Sokka...you impregnated my sister...prepare to die. *Stabs Zuko's scar*

Zuko: AHHHHH!

*flash*

Katara: Its a girl Zuko!

Zuko (With eye-patch*: Why does it have a moustache?

Katara: I'm sorry Zuko but Haru's the father.

*flash*

Shyamalan: WHAT A TWEEST!!!1

hahaha

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edmasterchaos
[10]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 03/07/06
level: 41
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...

OK, Maddokos, you were totally asking for my videos:

Previously On Avatar...

Previously On Avatar 2...

Whoa, i just noticed, i made them almost 2 years ago, i should probably do another one, only without the part of being bad...
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MaddoKos
[11]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 05/19/08
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LOL everyone!
Previously, on Avatar...
*flash*
Aang: Eveyone whose seen this file has ended up dead!
*flash*
Zuko: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.
*flash*
Azula: Should I wear the red lace ones...or the black ones.
*flash*
Ozai: This should be interesting.
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Mapletree46

[12]Jun 8, 2008

member since: 01/08/07
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khalid13 wrote:

picaboomman wrote:

Lol, epic!

---

Umm ... How do you know who wins this game?

i winz teh game. cause i has bad gramerz

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crazy17
[13]Jun 8, 2008
member since: 10/14/05
level: 14
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Previously on Avatar...

Toph: *to Katara* All this time I'm thinking "She's with Aang".
*flash*
Zuko: The sun and moon I can handle. I can't fight with an eclipse.
*flash*
*An alarm is blaring. Aang and Zuko both lay n the floor unconscious, Katara standing in between them*
Azula: Choose and choose now, waterbender.

Ha! That almost sounds like a soap opera! XD
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Cleveland16
[14]Jun 9, 2008
member since: 09/28/07
level: 7
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''''Previously, On Avatar...''''
Zuko (screaming at the sky): You always held back so go and stri... (gets shock by a bolt of lightning)
"flash"
Momo: Aang its me monk Gyatso.
Aang: Monk Gyatso.
"flash"
Toph: I can see, everything looks so........ boring.
"flash"
Spongebob: hi new friend.
Sokka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Edited on 06/09/2008 2:01am
Edited 2 total times.
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da1ginhero

[15]Jun 9, 2008

member since: 02/19/08
level: 3
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Cleveland16 wrote:

''''Previously, On Avatar...''''

Zuko (screaming at the sky): You always held back so go and stri... (gets shock by a bolt of lightning)

"flash"

Momo: Aang its me monk Gyatso.

Aang: Monk Gyatso.

"flash"

now thats funni c:Toph: I can see, everything looks so........ boring.

"flash"

Spongebob: hi new friend.

Sokka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

ooh i just made up a really random one:

tylee:I AM YOUR SISTER!

aang:wait!if im going out with katara and your married to sokka.that means i just made out with my sister in law.noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*flashes*

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da1ginhero

[16]Jun 9, 2008

member since: 02/19/08
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da1ginhero wrote:

Cleveland16 wrote:

''''Previously, On Avatar...''''

Zuko (screaming at the sky): You always held back so go and stri... (gets shock by a bolt of lightning)

"flash"

Momo: Aang its me monk Gyatso.

Aang: Monk Gyatso.

"flash"

now thats funni c:Toph: I can see, everything looks so........ boring.

"flash"

Spongebob: hi new friend.

Sokka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

ooh i just made up a really random one:

tylee:I AM YOUR SISTER!

aang:wait!if im going out with katara and your married to sokka.that means i just made out with my sister in law.noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*flashes*

*flash* not flashes.eww flashes.man im a sicko lol

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Lupusgirl
[17]Jun 9, 2008
member since: 02/27/08
level: 5
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"Previously on Avatar"
*flash*
Zuko: Oh no these are Undead Zutarians... AND THEY WANNA KILL MAI!!!
*flash*
Zuko: YOU B***ARDS KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
*flash*
Zutarian Zobies: Musst pair up Katara with Zuko, must kill Aang.
*flash*
Aang: I have to stop them!
Katara: But what if you get killed?
Aang: Then are you doomed to end up with Zuko
Katara: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

(OK that was pretty bad)
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tomtitan
[18]Jun 9, 2008
member since: 03/01/07
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Katara: Aang, I think I'm pregnant, and Roku's the father.
*flash*
Sokka: Zuko, don't leave me!
Zuko: I'm sorry Sokka, but it's just not working out between us.
Sokka: But I love you!
*flash*
Katara: Aang, I think I'm pregnant, and Teo's the father.
*flash*
Aang: Iroh! So it was you who shot Zuko!
Iroh: Yes, it was I!
*flash*
Katara: Aang, I think I'm pregnant, and Haru's the-
Aang: No f***ing way.
Katara: Okay I lied about that one.
*flash*
Zhao: This time Aang, you don't stand a ghost of a chance.
*flash*
Sokka: Aang, I think I'm pregnant, and you're the father!
*flash*
And now... the thrilling conclusion.

YGO:TAS FTFW!!
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MaddoKos
[19]Jun 9, 2008
member since: 05/19/08
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Previously, on Avatar...
*flash*
Joo Dee: Oh, Ba Sing Se has many walls. There are the ones outside protecting us, and the one's inside that help maintain order. This is where our newest arrivals live, as well as our craftsman and artisans, people that work with their hands. It's so quaint and lively.
*flash*
Zuko: This city is a prison. I don't want to make a life here.
*flash*
Jet: They've attacked us, kidnapped us, sabotaged us, murdered us! Now there are fire benders in this city and we all know it!
*flash*
Katara: The note said the bomb was in the artisan's quarter!
*flash*
Shot of mushroom cloud
*flash*
Sokka: Well that didn't go down too well.
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picaboomman
[20]Jun 9, 2008
member since: 02/04/08
level: 18
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Previously on Avatar...
*flash*
Sokka: Suki, I've decided to have a sex change. I'm getting married tomorrow to Zuko.
Suki: I guess this is goodbye...
Sokka: But it can't be seen on TV since this is TVY7 so I'm stuck with you until our show is over.
*flash*
Katara: Aang, apparently our ship has to happen since we are TVY7. And also sokka and zuko are gay
Aang: (seen taking clothes off Meng) oh...well i thought you were going to regect me so i turned to Meng...
*flash*
Toph: I CAN SEE.....THE DUKE MADE ME SEE!!!!!!!!
*flash*
Ty Lee: Mai, I've always wanted to tell you something....
*flash*
Azula: ALOLAOOALAOAOAOALALOAOAOALAAOOAO MAMA!!!!!
*DING*
Book 9000
Chapter 1: Truths and Lies

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