Aang: Perverted Justice decoy.
Azula: An exceptional respected member of the S&M community, nick named "The Countess" by her peers.
Iroh: Came out of retirement to work blue collar at his cousin's construction company in Baltimore.
Sokka: Phillosopspososphizer; always questioning life and basic concepts such as the question mark. He's a pimp on the side.
Katara: Stay-at-home mother that proudly flaunts her batch of 14 children, another 2 on the way. Endures regular beatings by her life-partner. (See: Zuko)
Zuko: Gourmet cook at the exotic restaurant known as McDonalds, beats wife during his down-time to release pent up rage and anger. (See: Katara)
Toph: Another respected member of the S&M community, known for her "rough N' tough" **** Nick named "Rocky".
Jun: Yet another full-time member of the mysterious cult-like S&M community known as, "Whip it out for Justice".
Mai: A happy-go-lucky person in sales, shoes and bibles to be specific.
Ty-Lee: CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation.