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    Amari_07

    [1]Mar 4, 2008
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    Howdy! If this has been done before you can all throw Big Macs at me. Thought this might be a good way to pass the time until a new ep airs.

    The thread is simply this: what job could you see one of the characters doing if they lived in our times? Or, what job would you NEVER want to see a character doing? I'll get us started!

    Azula: would love to see her judging some reality show like American Idol or America's Next Model (could you imagine her ripping the contestants a new one every week?) Career Azula should avoid: Child Psychologist, guidance counselor-basically anything to do with kids!

    Zuko: would make a great model-hot, pouty, sulky. Should avoid being a stand-up comic because he's not funny when he tries to be

    Ty Lee: would make a great Hooters waitress or massuese. Should avoid becoming a brain surgeon

    Mai: would fit right in at the Department of Motor Vehicles with her "cheery" personality and I could see her designing and selling her own line of goth clothing. Should avoid being a pre-school teacher or anything where super-perky customer service is important.

    What are your thoughts?

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    Spacerac

    [2]Mar 4, 2008
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    Amari_07 wrote:
    Ty Lee: would make a great Hooters waitress or masseuse.
    Oh Hell yeah. Now I can't think straight to post any other jobs.

    (FIRST!)
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    Amari_07

    [3]Mar 4, 2008
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    bendthisfire

    [4]Mar 4, 2008
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    Aang could be a monk..err wait
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    thefireman43

    [5]Mar 4, 2008
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    sokka: three words

    The Sokka Show. Talk show host
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    Spacerac

    [6]Mar 4, 2008
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    thefireman43 wrote:
    sokka: three words

    The Sokka Show. Talk show host
    I'd watch that, screw David Letterman, Jay Leno, and all them other bustas. I'd be watching The Sokka Show.
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    Shaolina23

    [7]Mar 4, 2008
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    thefireman43 wrote:
    sokka: three words

    The Sokka Show. Talk show host


    Next on Sokka: Emos and the fangirls that harass them. Right after these sexyfine commercials.

    I could also see Toph and Sokka getting a sitcom or being a comedy duo. They're already a riot together, might as well get paid for it.

    As for Mai I can see her writing dark poetry or novels. Some of her first lines were actually very poetic in a way.

    Iroh could own the tea version of starbucks. If there's none he would make his own and make millions!

    Azula: S&M queen. Enough said.
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    ozai890

    [8]Mar 4, 2008
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    I don't even want to imagine Zuko...
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    RR4RogueRaven

    [9]Mar 4, 2008
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    But I do want to imagine Ty Lee!

    Song n Katara should work in a hospital or something...
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    theredrobin

    [10]Mar 4, 2008
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    Azula = Dominatrix
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    Shaolina23

    [11]Mar 4, 2008
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    RR4RogueRaven wrote:
    But I do want to imagine Ty Lee!

    Song n Katara should work in a hospital or something...


    I could see them nursing in the burn patients aisle.
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    katrah88

    [12]Mar 4, 2008
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    Katara: Teacher, Guidance, guidance counselor, doctor/nurse

    She should not be a telemarketer

    In fact, Jue Dee would make an awesome telemarketer (but I don't think thats a good thing) maybe some kind of phone operator too... I think she'd have to avoid anything that meant you have to show genuine emotions.
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    edmasterchaos

    [13]Mar 4, 2008
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    For the whole Gaang:


    ***SPOILER***
    Edited on 03/04/2008 5:02pm
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    suss2it

    [14]Mar 4, 2008
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    edmasterchaos wrote:
    For the whole Gaang:


    ***SPOILER***
    Lol that would be funny, just imagine Aang!
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    Amari_07

    [15]Mar 4, 2008
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    Shaolina23 wrote:
    thefireman43 wrote:
    sokka: three words The Sokka Show. Talk show host
    Next on Sokka: Emos and the fangirls that harass them. Right after these sexyfine commercials. I could also see Toph and Sokka getting a sitcom or being a comedy duo. They're already a riot together, might as well get paid for it. As for Mai I can see her writing dark poetry or novels. Some of her first lines were actually very poetic in a way. Iroh could own the tea version of starbucks. If there's none he would make his own and make millions! Azula: S&M queen. Enough said.

    I love Iroh and "Tea-bucks"! He could also be open his own chain of Golds Gyms.

    And I would love to hear Sokka talk to someone like a talk show host-I can totally hear him telling some distraught girl to "dump that zero and get with a hero!" I also think Sokka should avoid being a professor of Women's Studies ("sexist!" ala abridged, although he's gotten a lot better)

    maybe Aang with his athleticism and daredevil tendencies could do some form of extreme sports?

    Edited on 03/04/2008 6:33pm
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    pc_fan03

    [16]Mar 4, 2008
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    thefireman43 wrote:
    sokka: three words The Sokka Show. Talk show host
    The Daily Show with Sokka.
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    neocarleen

    [17]Mar 4, 2008
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    For some reason, I can imagine Toph being an awesome soccer player.
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    picaboomman

    [18]Mar 4, 2008
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    suss2it wrote:
    edmasterchaos wrote:
    For the whole Gaang:


    ***SPOILER***
    Lol that would be funny, just imagine Aang!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5OkckZ63A
    i lol'ed at that
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    picaboomman

    [19]Mar 4, 2008
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    i imagine azula as either a casheir at the mall, a make up person at macy's, or an accountant
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    PsychoPass

    [20]Mar 4, 2008
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    Azula; torturer.
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