Will they never learn? Well, I at least got a kick of laughter out of this.
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Season 3, Episode 1: The Resistance
A
strengthened Earth Kingdom Army forms a giant resistance, containing
about 10,000 soldiers. They head to the Fire Nation, looking to attack
their weakened forces and gain an advantage in the war. There's only
one problem, though: the Avatar doesn't want them to.
Season 3, Episode 2: The Kiss
This
special episode has been dedicated to all the Avatar shippers. It
contains a series of shorts featuring characters in popular ships.
First, Katara and Aang meet. Then Zuko and Katara. Following them is
Sokka and Toph. After them is Zuko and Jin. And finally, Aang and Toph.
Who will kiss and who won't?
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Season 3, Episode 3: The Path of Doom Doom Doom
After
the Aangang brought peace to Ba Sing Se, they continued on their
journey towards the ocean. Before going further though, they bumped
into the cabbage man who tells them of the legendary path called
"Doom". Within that path lies the ultimate secret as to how to stop the
comet from hitting the planet. The Aangang takes his advice without
stealing some of his cabbage too. They finally end up on a mysterious
path only to run into the foaming mouth guy. The foaming mouth guy
ended up foaming for five hours making the Aang gang stuck permanently
to the ground. Soon, the Aang gang were able to unstick themselves only
to end up in a huge pit that was called "Mwahahah". It had a guardian
called "Mohohohoh" along with a pet lizzardhamster called "Chohoho".
After defeating Mohohohoh and Chohoho, the Aangang went back to
following the path until they ended up in a witch's cabin. There, they
found a clone who was bent on ruling the entire world! Instead of
fighting the clone though, Katara and the clone decided to hold Aang a
birthday party while Sokka ended up wearing a dress.
Season 3, Episode 4: The Crossover
While
Aang and the kids take a group of refugees across the Serpent's Path
they spot the Fire Nation about to launch an attack on Ba Sing Se.
Seeing this, the kids enlist the help of Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron,
and Powder Toast Man to protect Ba Sing Se. Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh
set off to find the missing Lotus tile while sharing a box of animal
crackers. Along the way they bump into an old friend of Iroh's, Invader
ZIM.
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Season 3, Episode 5: Episode #3.5
In
a one-hour special, the gang visits a local town and they buy bicycles.
But Aang's, Sokka's, and Toph's bikes broke because the bikes didn't
like them. So Katara rode her bike and then a boy with a funny yellow
animal stole it and used the Yellow Thing to fry some birds and
accidentally fried Katara's bike. Because it was fried, it tasted like
KFC and Katara couldn't ride it anymore. The boy said his name was Ash
Ketchup and his yellow thing was called a Pikachu. They traveled a bit
and discover more things called "Pokemon" They also captured some. Aang
caught a Horsea, Katara caught a Caterpie, Sokka got a Boohbah, and
Toph found a Kigjtruighfngthgfmnoiywrwzzgjfhgtjhgrgoeuiouweutzzz! So
then Ash and Katara fall madly in love and leave the others. Meanwhile,
Iroh and Zuko meet some girls. Their names are LaLa and Po. LaLa fell
in love with Zuko, and Iroh fell in love with Po. They all had a
romantic dinner together consisting of Kraft Spongebob Macaroni and
Cheese and Nesquik Chocolate Milk. But then Zuko leaves because it
doesn't feel right to be with LaLa because he is secretly married to
himself. Meanwhile, Aang, Sokka, and Toph travel by airplane to the
Fire Lord's house. Toph becomes fascinated with airline peanuts and
marries them on the plane. So then Toph leaves the group. Aang and
Sokka make it to the Fire Lord's house. Aang Pokemon battles Ozai's
Ponyta with his Horsea and won because Fire is weak to water, Water Gun
matches Horsea's type, and it was a critical hit, which adds up to the
4.5x damage multiplier
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Season 3, Episode 7: Captured Heart
While
Katara is distracted with Jet, Xin Fu comes and kidnaps Toph. Aang and
Sokka go to retrieve her, but they soon find that Toph falls in love
with her captor and marries him. Her father finds out and asks Aang to
talk so sense into her, so Aang gets help from Uncle who beats up Xin
Fu, but then in a surprising twist, it turns out that Xin Fu is really
Zuko in disguise. Katara gets jealous and kisses Toph to make Zuko
angry. Also, Momo questions his sexuality.
