Toph: Your eyes are as beautiful as a thousand sparkling diamonds, your hair as pretty and fluffy as a bundle of flowers, and your touch as soft as a rose's petals. Will you marry me?
Katara: Sooooooo........ how's uh... um......... well....... are...... um.......... you know, i don't want to anymore, but some time ago i wanted to kill you. *slap*
Aang: *slaps him* you like older girls!
Sokka: You know, that lump isn't fooling anyone.
Zuko: How does it feel to have such a hot sister? *Zuko barfs*
Azula: Where do you get your hair done? How can you pull off being both evil and hot,(no pun intended) and do you want me to clip those nails of yours? *Fried by lightning*
Iroh: TEA! GIVE ME THE TEA! TEA I TELL YOU!
Mai: Do those needles come with a nitting set, or do you buy them individualy? *needles thrown at me* Well, that's it for my accupuncture for today.
Ty Lee: Aw! You're so fluffy! And cute! Can your ankles reach your ears? *Slapped*
Ozai: So when did you first realize you were such an ass? *burned*
Zhao: Those sideburns aren't fooling anyone, either.
Teo: YOU STAY AWAY FORM TOPH! YOU HEAR ME?! But that waterbender girl over there told me she likes you.
Momo: So, do you like your nuts? *lemur slap*
Appa: So when did you start going out with the badger mole?
Bumi: Have you ever gotten your butt wooped by Toph?
Well, a lot of those could have gone better.
