Avatar: The Last Airbender: Hawky Aprreciation Thread *SPOILERS*

KrayZ_Katz

[61]Oct 25, 2007

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Psyche987 wrote:

mysterodragon23 wrote:

It failed miserably Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Hawky once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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newworldman11

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mysterodragon23 wrote:

lol HAwky can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves Hawky is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep HAwky out. It failed miserably Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Hawky once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creaturesHawky allows to live.

Hawkyonce ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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edmasterchaos
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The universe isn't expanding, it's trying to escape from Hawky (miserable fail)

When someone says "nothing is perfect" Hawky takes it as a personal insult.

Hawky doesn't use condoms, there is no such thing as protection when Hawky is involved
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Psyche987
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Hawky is a dirty lil bird! Even 50 cent is now trying to do it Hawky style.
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Psyche987
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Now don't tell me Hawky has an STD?!?!?!
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newworldman11
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Contrary to popular belief, Hawky, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Psyche987
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I bet Sexyfine took all the credits from Hawky: Hawky created the monster called zutara.
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newworldman11
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Psyche987 wrote:

Now don't tell me Hawky has an STD?!?!?!
Std's explode the moment they enter Hawky's body.
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edmasterchaos
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Psyche987 wrote:

Now don't tell me Hawky has an STD?!?!?!
The STDs try to get to him, but as soon as they realise it's Hawky, they run like hell.
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mysterodragon23

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newworldman11 wrote:

Contrary to popular belief, Hawky, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

isnt he great?

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edmasterchaos

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mysterodragon23 wrote:

newworldman11 wrote:

isnt he great?

yes he is, he even appeared in Dodgeball to give them the chance to win.

Hawky has 2 speeds, fly and kill.

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Psyche987
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BTW I bet Hawky used to be Dumbledore's favorite pet, but after a while it even went beyond Hawky's twisted imagination there...so Hawky fled.
Edited on 10/25/2007 6:07pm
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mysterodragon23
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Psyche987 wrote:

BTW I bet Hawky used to be Dumbledore's favorite pet, but after a while it even went beyond Hawky's twisted mind...so Hawky fled.
ummm no not funny like the others
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newworldman11
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In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Hawky.
Hawky uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Hawkyonce roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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edmasterchaos
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Time waits for noone, except Hawky

Tsunamis are caused because Hawky is flying by, god wets his pants when he hears him comming.
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Psyche987
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maybe Dumbledore's an oldy.....Hawky is a young spirited bird with the power to make STDs explode.
Hawky should be the new symbol for Stop Aids Now.
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KrayZ_Katz
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Hawky is too sexy for his shirt.
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Psyche987

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newworldman11 wrote:

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Hawky.

Hawky uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Hawkyonce roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

LMAO!!!

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Psyche987
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KrayZ_Katz wrote:

Hawky is too sexy for his shirt.
Hawky's too sexy for his car
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newworldman11
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If Hawky wasn't here being so hot, there'd be no summer. And if he wasn't so cool, winter wouldn't exist either.
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