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    Lord-darkboy

    [21]Oct 26, 2006
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    from cave of the 2 lovers:

    Sokka: wait wait is it real or is it a legend?

    Chong: o its a real legend

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    Xiaolincrzy

    [22]Oct 26, 2006
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    Katara;why is yor forhead all red?
    Chong;dont react to what Im about to tell you, but i think that kids the Avatar
    Sakka;(slaps head and red mark gets bigger

    Irough;Prince Zouko
    Zouko; for the last time Im not playing the songy horn
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    dumbTVnut

    [23]Oct 26, 2006
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    "Your right, we???re sorry. This is serious, we need to track this student down and give him his ???luckiest boy in America??? medal right away" What? No one said avatar quotes only.
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    masterofaeons

    [24]Oct 26, 2006
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    I missed the reference, DTVN.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [25]Oct 27, 2006
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    KilalaRose wrote:

    Sokka: (after licking some of that stuff off a cave wall) Oh, I feel woozy.

    Katara: You've been hallucinating off of cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find on the wall!?

    Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

    ??(My quotes aren't going to be word for word)



    Yeah, I'd vote for that. That's the best line imo so far this season.
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    K4A5T6A5A4N6G

    [26]Oct 27, 2006
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    hey i love that one of zuko and iroh when they said that they will killed by the earth kingdom or they wil turned into azula and they decide earth woooow i think azula is worst than dead.

    aang:earth

    sokka:fire(aang hits sokkas head and katara and toph gets there with her dresses).

    aang:woow you look beautiful(sokka hits aangs head).

    toph:dont talk to the commoners katara.

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    galvin9

    [27]Oct 27, 2006
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    well its not really a quote persay, but in CoWaS, i love when sokka and aang are being all fancy and at the end of the scene momo walks by with a tapestry "robe" on.
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    PrimoNation

    [28]Dec 3, 2006
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    in Avatar Day...

    Sokka: "Boomerang.... you do come back!"

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    PaulinaFenton

    [29]Dec 3, 2006
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    Aang: this is appa, my flying bison!
    Sokka: yeah and this is Katara, my flying sister

    thats all i could think of.....
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    picketposter14

    [30]Mar 7, 2007
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    Lol... I have at least two favorite Quotes...
    ________________________________________________________

    Sokka: Listen guys, I hate to be the wet blanket, but Katara's busy, so here it goes.

    ________________________________________________________

    Toph: Who's Zuko?

    Sokka: Oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.

    Katara: What's wrong with ponytails, ponytail?

    Sokka: THIS is a warrior's wolf tail.

    Katara: Well, it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky!
    ________________________________________________________

    Sokka: Okay, forget about setting up camp. I'm finding the softest pile of dirt and going to sleep.

    Katara: That's good, because Toph wasn't going to help anyway.
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    titiembe

    [31]Mar 8, 2007
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    KilalaRose wrote:

    I love this quote:

    Katara: The king is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear!

    Aang: You mean Platypus-bear?

    Katara: No, it just says bear...

    Sokka: Certainly, you mean his pet skunk-bear.

    Toph: Or his armadillo-bear.

    Aang: Gopher-bear?

    Katara: Just... bear...

    (Moment of silence)

    Toph: This place is weird.



    Haha I love that moment it is so funny!
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    titiembe

    [32]Mar 8, 2007
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    (After Aang's outburst with Joo Dee.)

    Toph: WOOT!!!! LET'S BREAK SOME RULES!!!! (earthbends side of the wall)

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    pr0udZuTaRiAn

    [33]Mar 11, 2007
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    Spike815 wrote:

    #1

    #2 Hippie Guy: No one react to what I'm about to say... but I think that kid might be the Avatar!



    The Hippie guy CRACKS ME UP!

    Sounds like your going to Omashu!

    Another one is when Iroh and Zuko first start working at the Tea shop...

    Some guy: This is the best tea in town
    Iroh: The secret is ~LoVe~
    Zuko: .... Zuko's face cracks me up!

    and Zuko: Your just a kid!
    Aang: Your just a teenager!

    CLASSIC! and how can you go wrong with?

    Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! NOOOTHING quenchier! ITS THE QUENCHIEST! and
    Sokka: FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! MUSHY GIANT FRIEND
    while doin his little wave
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    Falcondude123

    [34]Mar 11, 2007
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    Grinch: pooh-who to the whos!
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    Falcondude123

    [35]Mar 11, 2007
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    no one officially said it was funny "avatar" quotes!
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    SpreadPeace

    [36]Mar 11, 2007
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    Lord-darkboy wrote:

    from cave of the 2 lovers:

    Sokka: wait wait is it real or is it a legend?

    Chong: o its a real legend


    I just loved Chong

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    Anime-Destiny1

    [37]Mar 12, 2007
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    SpreadPeace wrote:
    Lord-darkboy wrote:

    from cave of the 2 lovers:

    Sokka: wait wait is it real or is it a legend?

    Chong: o its a real legend

    I just loved Chong

    Lord-darkboy, Katara was the one who said the quote, not Sokka.?? I agree Chong is funny and also by saying on Sokka's mark: I think that kid is the Avatar.

    Edited on 03/12/2007 10:27am
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    special_people

    [38]Mar 12, 2007
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    Lake Laogai

    (After anng and katara make fun of sokka's drawing of appa)

    Toph: Looks just like him to me!

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    AdeleFiore

    [39]Aug 7, 2010
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    Not sure if this is word-to-word...


    Sokka: "What can we do for a country of depraved little fire monsters??"


    Aang: "We can throw them a secret dance party!" - dances -


    From "The Headband"



    xD

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    laurenmoo78

    [40]Aug 8, 2010
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    I just like how Aang calls Zuko "Sifu Hotman" in Sun Warriors. And Sokka with the whole "jerkbending" thing, same ep. I just don't remember the lines exactly.
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