Avatar: The Last Airbender: Funniest lines from the Avatar.

firefox6233
[1]Nov 14, 2006
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This for fun.?? Post what you think is the funniest quotes from the Avatar here.
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tokyoberry
[2]Nov 14, 2006
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i saw this on the preview for the earth king on turbonick....
"long feng brainwashed you, didn't he?" (toph said that to sokka)
********OR**********
"i've seen enough of ba sing se, and i can' even see!"
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dreamsingr
[3]Nov 14, 2006
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"Let's get to steppin' young whipper snappers,"
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windseeker15
[4]Nov 14, 2006
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Zuko: "You...have...quite an appetite for a girl"
Jin: "Um...thanks?"
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mangafreak15
[5]Nov 14, 2006
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"Will you go penguin sledding with me?"
"And this is Katara, my flying sister."
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BwayJ
[6]Nov 15, 2006
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Fire Looooooorrrrrdddd, my flame burns for theeeeeeeeeee!
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Leodegarioiii
[7]Nov 15, 2006
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BwayJ wrote:

Fire Looooooorrrrrdddd, my flame burns for theeeeeeeeeee!

ROFLMAO!!!
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Lord-darkboy
[8]Nov 15, 2006
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iroh: its nice to see old friends again
zuko: to bad that you don't have any friends that don't want to kill you
iroh: hmm *thinking* friends that don't want to kill me
Edited on 11/15/2006 7:58am
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sluggmunki_tx
[9]Nov 15, 2006
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Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!
Katara: Okay, I think you had enough.
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?
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whiteforest
[10]Nov 15, 2006
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Zuko: Now would you please put on some clothes?
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elsgreen
[12]Nov 15, 2006
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Katara- Sokka you've got an elbow leech
Sokka- WHERE, WHERE ?!?!?!
Katara- Where do you think?
Sokka- WHY DO THINGS KEEP ATTACHING TO ME

that little scene was hilarious
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dark_aquatus
[13]Nov 15, 2006
member since: 11/06/06
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Katara: What IS that?
Toph: What? What is what?
Sokka: It's a giant mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!

Toph: Who's Zuko?
Sokka: Oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.
Katara: What's wrong with ponytails, ponytail.
Sokka: This is a warrior's wolftail.
Katara: Well, it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky.

Toph: (about Mai, Ty Lee, and Azula) We can take them, it's three on three.
Sokka: Actually there's four of us.
Toph: Oh sorry Sokka, I didn't count you, no bending and all.
Sokka: I can still fight!
Toph: Okay three on three, plus Sokka

(Appa is shedding and Aang and Sokka are playing with his shed fur)
Katara: Well, I'm just glad we finally have another girl in the group, because you two are disgusting. Toph (walking up to Aang, Katara and Sokka): Excuse me, but does anybody have a razor? Because I have some hairy pits! (reveals Appa's fur under her armpits)

i got so much more, but i think this'll be enough for now lol
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KilalaRose
[14]Nov 15, 2006
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Cabbage Merchant: Off with their heads! One for each head of cabbage!

King Bumi: (to Aang) So, young bald one, where are you from?
Aang: I'm from...Kangaroo Island.
King Bumi: Kangaroo Island, eh? I hear that place is really hopping!
(random cough)
(Sokka starts laughing hysterically)

Katara: I've got it! I know how we're going to see the Earth King!
Toph: How are we supposed to do that? (mocking Joo Dee) One doesn't just pop in on the Earth King.
Katara: The king is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear!
Aang: You mean Platypus-bear?
Katara: No, it just says bear...
Sokka: Certainly, you mean his pet skunk-bear.
Toph: Or his armadillo-bear.
Aang: Gopher-bear?
Katara: Just... bear...
(Moment of silence)
Toph: This place is weird.
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AdmiralX
[15]Nov 15, 2006
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In the Season 2 episode : "The Library"

(While flying on Appa trying to find Wan Shi Tong's Library. The group is very tired of looking).

Toph: (very enthusiastic) There it is! (excited the others come to look)
That's what it'll sound like when one of you spots it. (waves hand in front of face).

The action of her waving her hand in front of her face gets me rolling every single time.

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Herald_Galactus
[16]Nov 15, 2006
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That one with Toph "spots" the Library is priceless.
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dark_aquatus

[17]Nov 15, 2006

member since: 11/06/06
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AdmiralX wrote:

In the Season 2 episode : "The Library"

(While flying on Appa trying to find Wan Shi Tong's Library. The group is very tired of looking).

Toph: (very enthusiastic) There it is! (excited the others come to look)
That's what it'll sound like when one of you spots it. (waves hand in front of face).

The action of her waving her hand in front of her face gets me rolling every single time.

ye, i was laughing my ass off when i saw that part... it doesnt matter how much times i watch it, it keeps making me roll over

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GhostDragon02
[19]Nov 15, 2006
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Aang:??So...papaya?
Katara: Mmm-hmm. Would you like some?
Aang: You know me,I don't really care WHAT I eat.*takes bite of random fruit then spits it out*
I'm sorry but that part right there cracks me up every single time!^^ I have tons of others,but I won't post them,hehehehe!
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jnk4eva
[20]Nov 15, 2006
member since: 06/19/05
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Sokka: I calls it easy!
Like I paddle my canoe,
I'll paddle yours too! slapping his butt
I start cracking up every time he starts mocking the girl by slapping his butt...priceless...
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Funniest lines from the Avatar.

firefox6233

tokyoberry

dreamsingr

windseeker15

mangafreak15

BwayJ

Leodegarioiii

Lord-darkboy

sluggmunki_tx

whiteforest

elsgreen

dark_aquatus

KilalaRose

AdmiralX

Herald_Galactus

dark_aquatus

GhostDragon02

jnk4eva