How's this sound...
It's a dark and stormy afternoon. You're sitting on your floor, watching Avatar, while the thunder and lightning crackles and booms outside. Suddenly, a flash of lightning is too close, and after a loud bang outside, all the power goes out, leaving you in the dark. Then, just as suddenly, you begin to hear the power coming back on, one thing at a time. As the??television come back on in your room, you see something standing in the way of you and the screen. The lights come back on and a smiling face stares down at you.
"Hello, I'm Joo Dee. I'll be your hostess for your stay in Ba Sing Se..."
