on topic joodee scares me as much as katara's completely calm face

Joo Dee isn't scary more like uber creepy. No this is most scarest thing on Avatar: Foo Foo Cuddly Poops!

ROFL!!!!

I haven't seen this thread in ages! I think my posts are close to the beginning. If I recall correctly, DrAvatar and I love Jue Dee or we made an army of them.

Well my feelings for her have not changed since she is still a hottie. I wonder if she is going to have a role in the 3rd season...???

60 Ways to Annoy Joo Dee
(leader of the zombie cookie army)

1. Ask her why she 'doesn't have such a cool tattoo, like Aang?'

2. Laugh at her.

3. If you ever need to say 'Like watching over a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at her.

4. Get her to play 'Twister' with you.

5. Taunt her about her first name. 'Joo? What's that, it's not quite a Jenny, it's not quite a kangaroo, but man...?' [laughs hysterically] 'So to answer my own question, I don't know. '

6. Magic-marker the "have you seen this bison?" poster on her face while she sleeps.

7. Play cards with her. Tell her she has no poker-face and how does she expect to rule supreme without one?

8. Mock her choice of a green kayak as a 'hairpiece'.

9. Hint that she is only a character in a tv show and will never triumph.

10. Eat some Pillsbury cookies. Offer her some.

11. Be generally in awe of her and never look away.

12. Offer her and her army some refreshing glasses of holy water.

13. Paint all the Dai Li headwear with bright colors and glitter.

14. Ask her if she's sure 'the whole creepy-maniac-out-for-power-and-secrecy thing isn't getting a bit old?'

15. Tell her you know this great therapist in London…

16. Tell her you've met plenty of people just like her. Seriously.

17. Steal, snap, and bury her headpiece.

18. Tell her DrAvatar did it.

19. Remind her that she isn't even really a primary character.

20. Offer to sacrifice Zuko 'to the cause'

21. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more fashionable hairpieces than hers.

22. Make vague allusions to Aang being her son.

23. Begin any question with 'Don't joo wonder…' Emphasis on joo.

24. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by her. Treat her as you would an eccentric acquaintance.

25. Follow a few paces behind her, spraying everything she touches with a can of disinfectant.

26. Psychoanalyze her. Conclude that she is 'mildly depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak'.

27. Let her catch you trying on Dai Li robes.

28. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near her. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy'

29. Ask her why she's afraid of Long Feng, a frail old man with a ponytail the size of a beehive, and can't watch children.

30. Mock her choice in becoming a zombie leader. Wouldn't a teacher or a plumber be easier?

31. Convince her to engage in a smiling contest with you.

32. Randomly set out an alert for the zombie army to hurry back to Ba Sing Se. Watch in laughter as they and Joo Dee bewilderedly try to find out why they are here.

33. Say that you "thought she needed a visitor!"

34. Buy her a flying bison. Act mortally offended when she doesn't want to pet it.

35. When she does decide to pet it, pull it away saying, "You can't! You'll bake him into an undead cookie!"

36. Better yet, pull it away saying, "You can't! You don't speak airbender! So THERE!"

37. Make her watch the Godfather.

38. Make her watch the Princess Bride.

39. Tell her you already saw Ba Sing Se at the end of Season 2 and "it may not turn out like you think…"

40. Teach her swear words in foreign languages. If she actually uses them, scold her severely.

41. Sneak into the stables and braid bows into the manes of the King's horses.

42. Sneak into the barracks and clip the arms of the Dai Li agents.

43. When she yells at you, say that that's what they do to parakeets and other flying pets, and frankly its much safer.

44. Tell her that Long Feng's house clashes with the color of his eyes. Offer to paint it.

45. After she says no, paint it anyway just to show her it was a good idea.

46. Let her catch you hanging out in the Palace, talking casually to the Earth King.

47. Continually ask her how she can walk in sunlight, seeing as she is undead.

48. During these times, repeatedly ask if she's a cross "between orcs and goblin-men?" like the Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings.

49. Begin a political movement to tear down the dam that holds up Lake Laogai, claiming that "salmon everywhere are suffering at the hands of these environmental violators"

50. Ask her if she provides dental plans for her armies. When she says no, ask her if she provides a retirement plan, or some sort of compensation. When she still says no, decide that you yourself will at least make gift bags for her minions.

51. Be sure to include shaving gel and razors in the gift bags for the wild men, who think she looks "hawt".

52. Include soft face wipes in the gift bags for the slow-moving zombies.

53. Include a good reading book, such as To Kill a Mockingbird, in the gift bags for the Uruk-Hai.

54. Decide to make bread in the Ba Sing Se kitchens. Accidentally put WAY too much yeast in.

55. Plaster "Toph Rocks!" posters everywhere.

56. Give her a course on etiquette. Begin with a Tea Party as a demonstration. Invite Long Feng and all the Dai Li and have him pour tea and make conversation as politely as possible. Award good behavior stickers to the partygoers.

57. Buy her a plastic backpack with Aang's smiling picture on it.

58. Explain to her who Saddam Hussein is, and point out parallels between their downfalls and mind problems.

59. Offer her teeth whitener at inopportune moments.

60. Be the Pillsbury Boy. Be alive.

For a while, I wasn't afraid of Joo Dee until I saw this recording of her: