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It has been reported that the final episodes of Avatar are not going to be aired. Reporter Faux False McFakey interviewed a Nickelodon representative:

F.F.Mf: "I understand that the series Avatar: the Last Airbender is not going to be finished. Can you comment on this?"

N.R: "Yes, unfortunately due to schedule constraints we were forced to drop the show. Instead we will be airing the same episode of Barnyard, three times in a row."

F.F.Mf: "Three times? That seems a little unnecessary."

N.R: "Well we wanted four, but this would force us to cut reruns of Spongebob. You see, Barnyard is a very complex show. They're like, cows or something. But they're male and they have udders. And they talk. We feel it is in the best interests of our viewers to be able to watch the show repeatedly, in order to understand what it's really about."

F.F.Mf: "But what about the many loyal Avatar fans who have been following their show for years?"

N.R: "Who now? Look, I don't think people really like Avatar. Our target audience doesn't like it. Children don't like it. I don't like it. It doesn't really make sense to me. All that flying dirt and subtext and whatnot. Gives me a headache. As far as I can see, people are just happier with Spongebob."

F.F.Mf: "Alright, you've certainly shed some light on this issue. This is Faux False McFakey reporting for SadButTrue News."