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    masterofaeons

    [21]Dec 5, 2006
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    Jet: I know a waterbender didn't give him that scar. I also know that he didn't get it my impaling his face with a snow plow.
    Smellerbee: What are you talking about?
    Jet: Someone's monkeying with my lines...
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    realius

    [22]Dec 5, 2006
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    Quote from The Blue Spirit:
    Uncle Iroh: Is everything okay? It's been almost an hour and you haven't given the men an order.

    New Version:
    Uncle Iroh: Is everything okay? It's been almost an hour and you haven't wrecked your ship.
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    Neurosylum

    [23]Dec 5, 2006
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    This is because I watch too many AMVs of Avatar and Captain Planet... O_o

    --Original--
    Katara: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air..."

    --New--
    Katara: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air, HEART! GO PLANET!"
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    confucioussayhi

    [24]Dec 5, 2006
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    I'll bring a little pants game in here.
    Aang-Where we're going Sokka you won't need to eat pants!
    Sokka-Thank Jesus!
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    Neurosylum

    [25]Dec 5, 2006
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    --Original--
    Aang: "Well, I met with this guru who's supposed to help me master the avatar state and control this great power. But to do it, I have to let go of someone I love."

    --New--
    Aang: "Well, I met with this guru who's supposed to help me master eating dairy products and control this great power. But to do it, I have to let go of really bad gas."
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    confucioussayhi

    [26]Dec 5, 2006
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    Neurosylum wrote:
    --Original-- Aang: "Well, I met with this guru who's supposed to help me master the avatar state and control this great power. But to do it, I have to let go of someone I love." --New-- Aang: "Well, I met with this guru who's supposed to help me master eating dairy products and control this great power. But to do it, I have to let go of really bad gas."
    Hehe
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    TekGeke29

    [27]Dec 5, 2006
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    Neurosylum wrote:
    --Original-- Aang: "Well, I met with this guru who's supposed to help me master the avatar state and control this great power. But to do it, I have to let go of someone I love." --New-- Aang: "Well, I met with this guru who's supposed to help me master eating dairy products and control this great power. But to do it, I have to let go of really bad gas."

    Let me continue this with Iroh's response

    Original (or as close as I can get ):

    Perfection and power are overrated. I am glad you chose love and happiness instead.

    Mine:

    Chemical and biological weapons are overrated. I am glad you chose the sake of humanity instead.

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    Katangluvr

    [28]Dec 5, 2006
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    Original from The Serpent's Pass-

    Sokka: I think I just figuered out why they call it The Serpent's Pass!

    New and Improved-

    Sokka: I think I just figuered out why chocolate is so addicting!
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    Neurosylum

    [29]Dec 5, 2006
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    TekGeke29 wrote:

    Neurosylum wrote:
    --Original-- Aang: "Well, I met with this guru who's supposed to help me master the avatar state and control this great power. But to do it, I have to let go of someone I love." --New-- Aang: "Well, I met with this guru who's supposed to help me master eating dairy products and control this great power. But to do it, I have to let go of really bad gas."

    Let me continue this with Iroh's response

    Original (or as close as I can get ):

    Perfection and power are overrated. I am glad you chose love and happiness instead.

    Mine:

    Chemical and biological weapons are overrated. I am glad you chose the sake of humanity instead.


    LOL ^_^
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    quiet_soul

    [30]Dec 5, 2006
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    Neurosylum wrote:
    This is because I watch too many AMVs of Avatar and Captain Planet... O_o

    --Original--

    Katara: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air..."

    ??--New--

    Katara: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air, HEART! GO PLANET!"

    ?????? Here's mine (from Bato of the Water Tribe)

    Original:

    Earth Bender: [after Zuko defeats him with Fire Bending] Who... who are you?

    Prince Zuko: My name is Zuko, son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai! Prince of the Fire Nation and heir to the throne!

    Improved version:

    Earth Bender: [after Zuko defeats him with Fire Bending] Who... who are you?

    Prince Zuko: My name is Zuko, son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai! [starts singing]?? I'm going to be a mighty king! So enemies, BEWARE!!!!

    Edited on 12/05/2006 4:54pm
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    masterofaeons

    [31]Dec 5, 2006
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    Earth Bender: [after Zuko defeats him with Fire Bending] Who... who are you?

    Prince Zuko: My name is Zuko, son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai! Prince of the Fire Nation! Someday I'll have the throne, BELIEVE IT!
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    Neurosylum

    [32]Dec 5, 2006
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    masterofaeons wrote:
    Earth Bender: [after Zuko defeats him with Fire Bending] Who... who are you?

    Prince Zuko: My name is Zuko, son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai! Prince of the Fire Nation! Someday I'll have the throne, BELIEVE IT!


    LOL No, seriously, that almost made me pee my pants.

    --Original--
    Toph: "Once I whip up some cover, you're not gonna be able to see, so, stay close to me."

    --New--
    Toph: "Once I whip up some cover, you're on your own."
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    JengoFett6

    [33]Dec 5, 2006
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    Neurosylum wrote:

    Katara: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air, HEART! GO PLANET!"


    m'kay, lemme expand on that

    "Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Heart. Long ago, the 5 nations lived in harmony until one day, the heart nation attacked. But since their power couldn't do crap to hurt anyone, they were immediately defeated and peace was restored.......

    Bryan Konietzko: Huh......well I like it!
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    doctor_lee

    [34]Dec 5, 2006
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    Neurosylum wrote:
    This is because I watch too many AMVs of Avatar and Captain Planet... O_o

    --Original--
    Katara: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air..."

    --New--
    Katara: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air, HEART! GO PLANET!"

    I liked how they had a short indian kid have love as an element. Why was he so short? Was he gay?
    (I'm just kidding guys...)
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    quiet_soul

    [35]Dec 5, 2006
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    Original

    Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?

    Sokka: Pretty stupid

    Improved

    ??Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?

    Sokka: Is that a trick question?

    Edited on 12/05/2006 9:57pm
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    Grintoth

    [36]Dec 19, 2006
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    Katara: It's okay Aang, we're your family now.

    IMPROVED

    Katara: It's okay Aang, we're your family now.
    Aang: Really?
    Katara: NOPE!
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    C1991

    [37]Dec 20, 2006
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    Grintoth wrote:
    This is similar to the Pants game, but with more freedom.?? All you do, is change the words around "a little" in a quote from Avatar

    EX:

    Katara:?? The Fire Nation took my mother
    Zuko:?? I'm sorry

    **New and improved version**
    Katara:?? The Fire Nation took my mother
    Zuko:?? I'm sorry--?? NOT!


    Hmm... can't think of any others at the moment, but you get the idea.

    TIME FOR UNNECESARY CENSORCHIP!!!

    Katara: the firenation bleep my mother

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    DrAvatar

    [38]Dec 20, 2006
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    Toph:?? "Yeah lets break some rules!"?? *Breaks down wall*
    --
    Toph: "Yeah lets break some rules!"?? *Kool Aid guy comes in and breaks down wall*?? "Oh YEah!"
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    ScoField27

    [39]Dec 20, 2006
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    Original: Aang: Can I have some Banana-Onion Juice please?

    Better!: Aang: Can I have a Beer? Guru: Ahh-- Sorry but all I have until monday is Lite.

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    JengoFett6

    [40]Jan 5, 2007
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    DrAvatar wrote:
    Toph: "Yeah lets break some rules!" *Breaks down wall*
    --
    Toph: "Yeah lets break some rules!" *Kool Aid guy comes in and breaks down wall* "Oh YEah!"


    Indeed! Very clever! MY TURN!

    Katara: Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony until the fire nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished....Then we found him, my dog took him. We put him back on the game board and continued playing the elemental wars board game.
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