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??It's one of the only games I have for the wii 
Man I want Super Mario Galaxy!
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| newworldman11 wrote: | ||
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??It's one of the only games I have for the wii Man I want Super Mario Galaxy!
Katara: So Zuko, tell me something I don't know about you.
Zuko: I opened my mough and kissed a horse once.
Katara: Huh?
Zuko: That's something you didn't know about me.
*| PenguAvatar wrote: |
| I got this from a gif. This is Azula *Shows picture of Azula standing there* Azula likes you... Azula likes sharp things *Azule smiles like this * I suggest you run from Azula.... |
LOL
| flimsycat wrote: |
Katara: So Zuko, tell me something I don't know about you. Zuko: I opened my mough and kissed a horse once. Katara: Huh? Zuko: That's something you didn't know about me. |
The Gaang are running for their lives from an army lead by an angry looking general.
Aang: Why are they chasing us?
Sokka: They're fire nation, what do you expect.
General: I WILL??DEFEND MY DAUGHTER'S HONOUR YOU FILTHY CUR!!
Katara: Daughter's honour? What is he....
SOKKA!!!
Sokka: She came on to me I swear.
Deleted scenes from??"The Desert"
Sokka:Who lit Toph on fire?
Katara:Yeah...let's go drain you of the cactus juice, Sokka.
Sokka: No, guys, really. Who the hell lit Toph on fire!?
*Toph is burning, Katara still doesn't tun around, and Sokka is deadpanning*
Azula:*a short distance from the Gaang* Water tribe peasants are so easy to manipulate.
Ty Lee: Now Toph definitely won't be prettier than us.
*It's Christmastime in the Fire Nation, and Azula and Zuko are little kids*
Azula: Christmas is terrible...I HATE Christmas...
Zuko: You hate Christmas? How can you hate Christmas?
Azula: I never get what I want.
Zuko: What do you mean?
Azula: I get dolls, and toys, and other stuff, but it's never what I want!
Zuko: Well, what do you want?
Azula: Real estate!
Okay, this one's kind of crude, but it's also funny...
*Sokka is high on cactus juice in the episode "The Desert"*
Katara: Sokka, I think you've had too much cactus juice.
Sokka: HAVE CACTUS JUICE! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST! IT'LL QUENCH YA!
Toph: Can I have some?
Katara: NO!
*Later, when??Sokka is over his drunken stupor*
Sokka: Whoa,??that was weird!
Katara: Don't do it again!
Sokka: What? I have a natural curiosity.
Katara: I'd call it natural stupidity.
Toph: Actually, I find it fascinating...could we get??Sokka drunk again?
Aang: What?
Toph: I??suddenly have the inclination to study people who??are high on cactus juice.
Sokka: I'll volunteer to help!
Katara: What happened to knowledge for mini-vacations and solar eclipses?
Sokka: Huh?
Aang: I think he's still got cactus juice in his system...oh, well, I'll help too, Toph.
Katara: Fine! But don't blame me when??we??start falling behind in training.
Aang: Hey, don't worry??Katara; this can be our mini-vacation!
*A week later, they gathered about twenty people and made them high on cactus juice*
Toph: This is great! We've got it down to where they'll do whatever we say!
Katara: Yeah, and calling them the Nuts is a great name!
Aang: So whenever we address them as Nuts, they'll respond?
Toph: Yeah!??Watch this.??Sit,??Nuts!
*All twenty people sit down obediently*
Aang: Cool! Wait...where's Sokka? Didn't he want to help with this?
Katara: Oh, he is helping; he's one of the Nuts. *points to Sokka sitting obediently with the other people high on cactus juice*
Aang: I didn't know that!
Toph: 
Maybe you should be apart of that group,??we got him drunk the first day!
Katara: Hey, I think there's a ball game in town, guys! You want to go?
Toph: Yeah, I'd love to! But what about the Nuts?
Aang: Hey, I'm not babysitting!
Katara: They'll just have to come with us.
*They all go to baseball game*
Katara: Wow, this game is great!
Aang: Yeah, but??we ran out of snacks...
Toph: Why don't??you get some more then, Aang?
Aang: Okay!
*Aang walks??off to get ??refills of refreshments, and then comes back to see the Nuts peeing all over??the stadium*
Aang: WTF? What happened?
Toph: I don't know, but from what I can see, it's disgusting....
Katara: Well, this guys was walking around shouting "Peanuts! Peanuts!"
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Wow, that was long....
| Azula_sis93 wrote: |
| Okay, this one's kind of crude, but it's also funny... *Sokka is high on cactus juice in the episode "The Desert"* Katara: Sokka, I think you've had too much cactus juice. Sokka: HAVE CACTUS JUICE! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST! IT'LL QUENCH YA! Toph: Can I have some? Katara: NO! *Later, when??Sokka is over his drunken stupor* Sokka: Whoa,??that was weird! Katara: Don't do it again! Sokka: What? I have a natural curiosity. Katara: I'd call it natural stupidity. Toph: Actually, I find it fascinating...could we get??Sokka drunk again? Aang: What? Toph: I??suddenly have the inclination to study people who??are high on cactus juice. Sokka: I'll volunteer to help! Katara: What happened to knowledge for mini-vacations and solar eclipses? Sokka: Huh? Aang: I think he's still got cactus juice in his system...oh, well, I'll help too, Toph. Katara: Fine! But don't blame me when??we??start falling behind in training. Aang: Hey, don't worry??Katara; this can be our mini-vacation! *A week later, they gathered about twenty people and made them high on cactus juice* Toph: This is great! We've got it down to where they'll do whatever we say! Katara: Yeah, and calling them the Nuts is a great name! Aang: So whenever we address them as Nuts, they'll respond? Toph: Yeah!??Watch this.??Sit,??Nuts! *All twenty people sit down obediently* Aang: Cool! Wait...where's Sokka? Didn't he want to help with this? Katara: Oh, he is helping; he's one of the Nuts. *points to Sokka sitting obediently with the other people high on cactus juice* Aang: Toph: Katara: Hey, I think there's a ball game in town, guys! You want to go? Toph: Yeah, I'd love to! But what about the Nuts? Aang: Hey, I'm not babysitting! Katara: They'll just have to come with us. *They all go to baseball game* Katara: Wow, this game is great! Aang: Yeah, but??we ran out of snacks... Toph: Why don't??you get some more then, Aang? Aang: Okay! *Aang walks??off to get ??refills of refreshments, and then comes back to see the Nuts peeing all over??the stadium* Aang: WTF? What happened? Toph: I don't know, but from what I can see, it's disgusting.... Katara: Well, this guys was walking around shouting "Peanuts! Peanuts!" ?? Wow, that was long.... |
Okay, here's a blonde joke put into Avatar form....
Katara, Azula, and Toph are stranded on an island that is twelve miles from land. Nobody knows they're there. Toph swims four miles and drowns, Azula swims five miles and drowns, and Katara swims six miles, gets tired, and swims back to the island.
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Katara walks into a store, and goes up to the clerk.
Katara: Can I get that TV please?
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to Water Tribe people
*Katara leaves and dyes her hair red, and then comes back to the store*
Katara: Can I get that TV please?
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to Water Tribe people
Katara: What? I'm not Water Tribe!
Clerk: I'm sorry, miss, but we don't sell to Water Tribe people.
Katara: *sighs heavily*
*Katara leaves and dyes her hair hot pink, uses make-up to brighten her skin color, and wears different clothing*
Katara: Can I get that TV please?
Clerk: Sorry, we don't sell to Water Tribe people.
Katara: How the heck are you supposed to know that I'm Water Tribe?
Clerk: Because what you're pointing to is a microwave.
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Nobody kill me because I made Katara the blonde; I just asked my sister and she said her.
The Fire Nation is chasing after the gaang, and the gaang turn a corner where other Fire Nation people are waiting.
FN General: Ha! You thought you could outsmart the Fire Nation. And I though you were going to be more of a challenge. Turn around.
*gaang turns around* *Katara has a mustache and beard, Aang has hair poking out of his head, Toph has a beard and has a cigar, and Sokka looks like a muscle-man*
FN General: *Gasp* *looks over at FN soldiers* YOU IDIOTS! This is not them; these are their STUNT DOUBLES! Find them! FIND THEM!!!!
Spaceballs! Gotta love it!
| Azula_sis93 wrote: |
| The Fire Nation is chasing after the gaang, and the gaang turn a corner where other Fire Nation people are waiting. FN General: Ha! You thought you could outsmart the Fire Nation. And I though you were going to be more of a challenge. Turn around. *gaang turns around* *Katara has a mustache and beard, Aang has hair poking out of his head, Toph has a beard and has a cigar, and Sokka looks like a muscle-man* FN General: *Gasp* *looks over at FN soldiers* YOU IDIOTS! This is not them; these are their STUNT DOUBLES! Find them! FIND THEM!!!! Spaceballs! Gotta love it! |
| newworldman11 wrote: | ||
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Katara and Aang are on a date!?? Then Zuko calls!
Katara (on the phone) : O hey!
Zuko: I really need you right now!?? Are you almost done with Aang!???? I'm thinkin we can take it to your house!
Katara: That's a bad idea!?? Gran Gran is there!?? We can't do that when she's around!?? She hates that!
Zuko: But I really need to now!
Katara: But, it is jus so graphic, and we make a lot of noise you have to admit!
Zuko: But it is so much fun, especially with you!???? You remember your first time?
Katara: lol, yes I do, but I have to go, Aang just listened to this whole convo...and he's giving me a weird look, like he's going to kill me! BYE ZUKO!?? AANG Y R U LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
Aang: I can't belive you would do this to me!?? And with Zuko!
Katara: What? It's jus video games!?? We're playing God Of War 2 rite now, and he needs help right now!
Aang: oh! Wait a second, THAT'S MY GAME!
| DMClover314 wrote: |
Katara and Aang are on a date!?? Then Zuko calls! Katara (on the phone) : O hey! Zuko: I really need you right now!?? Are you almost done with Aang!???? I'm thinkin we can take it to your house! Katara: That's a bad idea!?? Gran Gran is there!?? We can't do that when she's around!?? She hates that! Zuko: But I really need to now! Katara: But, it is jus so graphic, and we make a lot of noise you have to admit! Zuko: But it is so much fun, especially with you!???? You remember your first time? Katara: lol, yes I do, but I have to go, Aang just listened to this whole convo...and he's giving me a weird look, like he's going to kill me! BYE ZUKO!?? AANG Y R U LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? Aang: I can't belive you would do this to me!?? And with Zuko! Katara: What? It's jus video games!?? We're playing God Of War 2 rite now, and he needs help right now! Aang: oh! Wait a second, THAT'S MY GAME! |
