(Zuko and Aang are fighting)
Zuko: You maybe more powerful than me, Avatar, you may be luckier, but I don't need luck! I don't want it! I've always had to fight hard and struggle! It's made me-
Aang: -who you are. Yeah, thanks. Man, don't you ever come up withnew material?
Zuko: What? You mean I've said it before?
Aang: Like only a thousand times, MORON!Geez, and only now you get a clue!?
Zuko: Look, Avatar, I only say it cuz it's true,alright!?
Aang: Oh, come on! You and I both know you just say it toget fangirl sympathy! MAN YOU'RE PATHETIC!!
Zuko: YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL, YOU TATOOED- UH, TATOOED, UM...FREAK!!
Aang: What, what, what? I'm sorry, I can't hear you amidst all that static, OH WAIT! That's just you stuttering for a comeback!
Zuko: Laugh while you can, Avatar! I'm Zuko! I'm unlucky! I'm unlucky Zuko! I AM, I AM, I AM!
Aang: So basically you're trying to prove to me that your life sucks....wow, Dr. Phil would have some funwith you!
Zuko: Who's Dr. Phil?
Dr. Phil: I'm Dr. Phil! So, Aang, my man, how is it going?
Aang: Same old, same old. Zuko here claims he's unlucky.
Dr. Phil: Is that right? Well, well. Zuko, is it? It's good to meet you. I've heard so much about you and your various 'problems'.
Zuko: Listen, old man, I don't know who you think you are, but you better leave before we get in a scrap!
Dr. Phil: Zuko,I'm going togo out on a limb and say your family hasn't been very supportive of you! Wondering how I know? Well any homeless bum could tell! You're young and full of energy, indicating some kind of burning passion that drives you towards a life you've always dreamed of. Your constantly in dangerous situations where your life is in danger and yet you always stand alone....
Zuko: I'm not always alone! My uncle, I mean, MY WHOLE FAMILY, loves me!
Dr. Phil: (sighs) Denial. I see it everywhere. Zuko, can I call you Zuko?
Zuko:...uhh, you've been calling me that for like ten minutes, and besides, what elseWOULD you call me? It's not like I have a last name...
Dr. Phil: Don't interrupt me, son! Zuko, you have family issues, and you know it! Stop denying it! It's time you faced up to the facts of how shoddy a lifestyle you've been making for yourself! You've made mistakes, and you know it! Stop denying it! It's time you stood up like a man! You need to stop pretending to be something your not! Now I know I may not be your father, I'm not even your uncle! But as a third party to all of this, as an independent individual witnessing everything from a completely un-biased, viewpoint, do you know what I see?
Zuko:...UNBIASED?!?! You just greeted Aang like you've known him for years, and-
Dr. Phil: Now let's not talk about things unrelated to the subject at hand, alright? Can you do that for me, son? Can you be a little bit less defensive, and a little bit more receptive to what I'mtalking about?
Zuko: Enough! I don't need you lecturing me, old fart!
Dr. Phil: Now you see? With an attitude like that, it's no wonder your a hopeless teenager traveling alone with no moral support from any kind of loved ones, all the while the shadow of your degraded father staring down on you, pressuring you into a situation no young man of your age and abilities should ever have to deal with, particularly from such a disrespected person as your own dad happens to be amongst your would-be friends. As if the constant adrenaline and peer pressure isn't enough, the world looks on you as an antagonist with mis-placed priorities. The only friends you have are shallow fangirls who don't give a rats tail about you as a person but instead would rather use and abuse you for their own carnal, sensual purposes, which is quite disturbing considering you dwell in a different set of dimensions than they do and you have zero control over your own actionsdue to the writers of your show who constantly force you to do things you don't want to do! Face it, Zuko, your life is a nightmare of disorder, disrespect, betrayal, destruction, hate, dishonesty, false assumptions, lies, treachory,lawlessness andunadulturated horror! Your ugly, cheat of a father despises you and yet you blame all of your problems on bad luck when the truth is the majority of your circumstances are simply the result of bad decision making on your part and-
(Zuko burns Dr. Phil into ashes)
Zuko: ...Where were we?
after that story you should know what that means.*goes to prison hold and comes back* You uncle has escaped!!! and Chad dumped me 
