Toph- no for the last time i don't want to snuggle
Appa- snruff
Toph- i said no yu giant hairball
Appa- gruuuuuuuuurrrrr
Toph- be good or you wont get to have my dinner tonight
Appa makes begging noises
Toph- yeah yu better be sry cause without me you'd be eating the cat food Katara feeds yu.
Appa- graaaff
Toph- yu wouldn't
Appa- snereff erff
Toph- yu tell him about the thing with Suki and i swear to god i'll
Appa- gruff
Toph- ok ok we'll settle this l8tr
Then the sandbenders show up
Hey wanna sell us that furball for 38,650.99?
Toph- sure
Toph- sry Appa.................................. sry I didn't get to eat yu my self
Aang ok were back......................... where's Appa?
Sokka- dudes who stole our bison?
Toph- he gotten taken away by the sand benders but don't worry I have my credit card with me so we can just get a flight with my earned miles.
Sokka- finally I don't hav 2 clean that nasty things feet anymore.
Katara- so where's the nearest airport from here?
Sokka- according to the map only about 100 miles give or take we can just call a cab that Toph is so kind to pay 4.
Gives her a big smile she gives a huff and calls a cab on her cell
Later at the airport their miles are blacked out everywhere close to Ba sing se except for a place in the mountains at a resort/spa the same one Iroh and Zuko had been to.
Katara- where were we going again?
Aang- it had something to do with war
Sokka- oh were we gonna play cards cause they have some cheap ones in the gift shop.
Sokka is talking with some of the freedom fighters.
Pipsqueak: So tell us, is she as good as you say she is?
Sokka: Are you kidding? That woman is heaven sent; when she serves up she really serves up. I'm telling you the smell is enough to drive you wild.
Aang walks by and over hears the conversation
Aang: Who are you guys talking about? Suki?
Sokka: Suki, heck no! I'm talking about Gran Gran.
Aang: GRAN GRAN!!!
Pipsqueak: Shush let the man finish.
Sokka: As I was saying, those thighs are a thing of beauty; the juices alone make the experience worth it.
Aang starts turning slightly green.
The Duke: But what about the breasts?
Sokka: Man, don't get me started on the breasts; always so plump and juicy, you can only last so long before you've got to have a piece.
Unable to take anymore, Aang runs round the corner and hurls.
Sokka: I'm telling guys, no one cooks Arctic hen like Gran Gran does. Aang? (Hears Aang around the corner) Oh come on, I know your vegetarian but I'm sureit's a painless death for them.
Aang: Hey Sokka, what's this?
*Sokka looks in paper bag*
Sokka: Uhh, you're too young to be using these, I'll just take them.
Aang: Do you use them.
Sokka: Sure, all the time, when I'm with Suki? Besides, I heard you were gay.
Aang: Wtf? No I'm not!
Sokka: That's what I heard!
Aang: Y the f*** would I be gay Why the hell do u think i screw your sister?
Sokka: WTF, You screw Katara?
Aang: All the time !
Sokka: Well if you f****** know how to screw, Y the f*** don't you know what condemns are?
*Sokka throw paper bag on the floor and condemns fall out.
Aang: No one ever told me about them.
Sokka: So you've been screwing Katara without using these.
Aang: Yep!
*Katara walks by.*
Aang: Is it me, or does Katara seem fatter?
Sokka:
? Huh.. that wasn't in the script!
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