Can I just ask, and this is out of pure curiousity, but why is everyone suddenly doing all the reruns? Like no one is making up new ones anymore! Well, I'll just make one now.

(At the ATLA Dance celebrating the end of the hundred year long war, DJ Sokka plays a slow song. Haru walks over to Katara, starign at his feet the whole way)

Haru: (Not looking up) My friends all dared me to come ask you to dance, so, here I am....do you wanna?
Katara: Haru, that's very sweet of you!
Haru: (Looks up surprised) Oh! Uhh, hey Katara! Ummm, yeah, sure, okay, let's, errg, uhh, dance...together...
Katara: Um, is somethign wrong, Haru?
Haru: Oh, no, it's nothing, I just thought you were your sister is all....but I'd be happy to dance with you! Really!
Katara: Oh, so I'm nothing but a second choice, huh? You are the dumbest-... Wait a second, what do you mean my 'sister'?! I don't even have a sister!
Haru: Yeah you do! Right over there! (Haru points to Suki who is dressed up in blue clothes like Katara)
Katara:...Haru, that's not my sister. That's Suki. She's from Kyoshi Island. But why is she dressed EXACTLY like me?
Haru: I don't know, she just told me she was your sister visiting from the Northern Water Tribe. She seemed like a nice person.
Katara: Haru, why don't you go sit in a corner and ponder your useless role in winning the war.
Haru: Sweet! I haven't done that forever! (goes and does)
(Katara walks over to Suki who is dancing with a cute guy)
Suki: (To cute guy) So yeah! Me and my sis go WAY back! We even had the same father!
Guy: That's soo cool! I honestly think you got all the good looks!
Katara: > Suki, can I have a minute with you?....NOW!?
Suki: Oh, gee, Katara, hi! Okay, SISTER, I would LOVE to talk to you for a minute. (They walk to the punch bowl)
Katara: SUKI! WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING!? WHY ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE WE"RE SISTERS!
Suki: Aw, c'mone Sis, everyone knows you get all the hot guys around here. What about me? I'm a nobody! I'll probably die old and alone if I just keep being myself. Girls like me are just too independant. Our rough sides come on too strong for macho guys to handle. I just wanted to play the part of the hottie's nice little sister! That's all!
Katara: Suki, this isn't right. You're gonna end up breaking someones' heart unless you stop. Besides, you have Sokka, don't you?
Suki: Aw, gee, sis, I-
Katara: AND STOP CALLING ME SIS!
Suki: Fine, KATARA,...anyways, girls like me dream about that one guy who'll come along and sweep us off our feet. THe problem is, once one of those guys come around, we all swoop in like a pack of eagles and tear him into little bite-sized pieces of dead flesh. You understand what I'm saying?
Katara:....uhhh, well,....
Suki: The point is, Sokka can do better than me. We'll never be together. I don't know, I just kinda felt like pretending to be someone I wasn't tonight, that's all. (bows head sadly)
Katara: Suki, you're too hard on yourself. I know my brother. He won't let you down.
Suki: He already did.
Katara:...what???
Suki: I asked him to dance and he said he had to play the songs instead. Katara: Well, that's cuz he actually has too.
Suki: No, Katara, think about it. He's just another selfish guy. He doesn't want me around. I'm just a nobody to him. *sniffle* (Suki starts crying. Katara holds her, feels sorry for her. Katara looks across the floor at Sokka managing music, her brow furrows and her face starts to look menacing)
Katara: Suki, I'll be right back.
(Katara starts stomping across dance floor, pushing and shoving people to the ground angrily so she can get through. She leaves a trail of damage through the masses until she gets to Sokka)
Katara: SOKKA YOU SLIMEY BETRAYER! YOU GET OVER THERE AND DANCE WITH SUKI BEFORE I GET MAD!
Sokkalooking at people she just hurt)....wow, I'd hate to see what you'd do if you were actually 'mad'!
Katara: NOW, YOU SELFISH PIG! GO DANCE NOW!
Sokka: I already told Suki; I can't! I'm the DJ in case you didn't notice! Don't take it personally!
Katara: 'DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY'?!?!?! D@#$^!# SOKKA! HOW COULD SHE NOT!?! GO DANCE RIGHT NOW!
Sokka: What? Sorry, you'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over the music!
(Katara's face get's red with anger. She water-whips the speakers, music stops, everyone looks around confused. Katara makes a giant sharp icicle hanging over Sokka's head.)
Sokka: Okay, okay! Holy cow! I'll dance with Suki already!
(Sokka starts walking towards Suki)
Sokka: Sheesh!....*sigh*...*rolls eyes*....women....
Suki:

Great work!

M.Night Shymalan: So guess wut, world! I have already procured the neccesary funds to do my Avatar Live-Action, Super-awesome, unbeatable, guaranteed box-office-busting Movie! Nothing can stop me! My 'Sixth Sense' for knowing what makes a good movie has made me 'Unbreakable!' I'm a hero in my 'Village!' All the 'Signs' say I'm soon to be the best film-maker of all time! BWAH-HA-HA!
Aang Actor: (whispers to Zuko actor) What about that 'Lady in the Water' show that totally tanked???
Zuko Actor: Shsh! Don't mention that movie! He's very sensitive about it!
M.Night: Sensitive about what!? What are you fools talking about under your breath!?
Zuko: Just about how awesome a director you are, sir!
M.Night:.....hmmmm.....I like you, kid! From now on, you get to play the hero Aang!
Aang: But I'M Aang! We have a contract already!
M.Night: Oh, you mean THIS contract? (tears it up) Now put on a firenation soldier suit, punk, you now get to be an extra in scene three!
Aang: B-bu-but...I-I already memorized all the lines to my part!
M.Night: Nope, you don't have any lines. You just get squished by an earthbender. Now GO GET DRESSED, PUNK!
Zuko: Umm, Mr. Night, sir, who well play Zuko, now that I'm gonna play aang and aang is gonna be an extra???
M.Night: Don't question my authority, kid!
Zuko:....I wasn't, I just wanted to remind you that we needed someone for the part...
M.Night: Ohhh, you think I'm too stupid of a director to know that? That's it, you get to be the earthbender that squishes that other kid in scene three!
Zuko: !!!
M.Night: Let that be a lesson to all of you actors! Never, EVER mention my latest movie's failure in my presence! NEVER!! And never question my authority! NEVER! And never indicate to my stupidity! NEVER EVER EVER!.....Anyone got a problem with that?.....I said, ANYONE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!??
Actors: No, sir!
M.Night: Good! Now we have two empty lead roles ready to be played...I'm open to casting the highest bidders!
(Tons of extras flock around him shouting things like, "I'll give you a footrub, Mr. Shyamalan!" and "Have some chocolates and cake, Mr. Shyamalan!" and "You can date my sister, Mr. Shyamalan!")
M.Night: (smiles to himself)....awww, assertiveness, it never fails to make life sweet....