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    gilvatar

    [2161]Jun 10, 2007
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    jmchoy wrote:
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's a bear
    ang:shut up!
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's an air bison
    ang:SHUT up!
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's a sting ray
    ang*throws sting ray at iwrn*SHUT UP
    that's not funny.
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    DMClover314

    [2162]Jun 10, 2007
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    Sokka: Aang, I have a serious question for you!

    Aang: Ok, what?

    Sokka: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers???

    Aang: -_-!

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    Earth_Water

    [2163]Jun 10, 2007
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    jmchoy wrote:
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's a bear
    ang:shut up!
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's an air bison
    ang:SHUT up!
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's a sting ray
    ang*throws sting ray at iwrn*SHUT UP

    HEY u got somethin' against Steve Irwin?!!
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    dantedones

    [2164]Jun 10, 2007
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    jmchoy wrote:
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's a bear
    ang:shut up!
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's an air bison
    ang:SHUT up!
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's a sting ray
    ang*throws sting ray at iwrn*SHUT UP
    do you think that is funny?
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    SgtHydra

    [2165]Jun 10, 2007
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    dantedones wrote:
    jmchoy wrote:
    steve iwrn:crikey mate it's a bear ang:shut up! steve iwrn:crikey mate it's an air bison ang:SHUT up! steve iwrn:crikey mate it's a sting ray ang*throws sting ray at iwrn*SHUT UP
    do you think that is funny?

    I do.

    What kills Steve Irwin?

    Crocninja rays.

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    Earth_Water

    [2166]Jun 15, 2007
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    BUMP!
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    Falcondude123

    [2167]Jun 15, 2007
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    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door)

    Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka.

    Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu?

    Zuko: I've heard he's bad news.

    Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this?

    Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?!

    Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy!

    Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face!

    Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a!

    Azula: Ditto, Zucky!

    (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King")

    Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome!

    Zuko: (not looking up) How was it?

    Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what?

    Azula: What what?

    Zuko: What happened next?

    Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember!

    Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what?

    Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?!

    Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth)

    (meanwhile, at Sokka's)

    Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!?

    Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes!

    Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there!

    (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)
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    tomtitan

    [2168]Jun 15, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*

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    Falcondude123

    [2169]Jun 15, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*



    Actually, Aang ends up with Ty Lee, as fate would have it. The two currently live happily on a potatoe farm in Michigan.
    (aang tills the ground, waters the plants and burns the stubble with bending. Ty Lee works in the kitchen furiously so she can keep her man big and strong!) :p
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    tomtitan

    [2170]Jun 15, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*

    Actually, Aang ends up with Ty Lee, as fate would have it. The two currently live happily on a potato farm in Michigan. (aang tills the ground, waters the plants and burns the stubble with bending. Ty Lee works in the kitchen furiously so she can keep her man big and strong!) :p

    meh, she caught him on the rebound, after katara went off with his 2nd best animal friend, he was flung right into ty lee's arms!

    wait, why Michigan? and why potatoes? and why does aang work so hard when all ty lee does is kitchen work? (not saying kitchen work is easy but compared to what aang's doing.) lol motara

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    Falcondude123

    [2171]Jun 15, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*

    Actually, Aang ends up with Ty Lee, as fate would have it. The two currently live happily on a potato farm in Michigan. (aang tills the ground, waters the plants and burns the stubble with bending. Ty Lee works in the kitchen furiously so she can keep her man big and strong!) :p

    meh, she caught him on the rebound, after katara went off with his 2nd best animal friend, he was flung right into ty lee's arms!

    wait, why Michigan? and why potatoes? and why does aang work so hard when all ty lee does is kitchen work? (not saying kitchen work is easy but compared to what aang's doing.) lol motara



    Why Michigan, you ask? Quite simple, really. She was a little bit country and he was a little bit rock&roll! Michigan just seemed like a perfect fit.
    Potatoes you ask? IDK, I guess you'll have to ask Aang.
    Oh and what seems like hard work to you and me is easy when you're the avatar. In fact, when it comes to effort, Ty Lee does more work than Aang does! whatever you do, though, don't bring it up in conversation with her. She goes off on a rampage about how everyone asks that question. Motara forever!
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    tomtitan

    [2172]Jun 15, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*

    Actually, Aang ends up with Ty Lee, as fate would have it. The two currently live happily on a potato farm in Michigan. (aang tills the ground, waters the plants and burns the stubble with bending. Ty Lee works in the kitchen furiously so she can keep her man big and strong!) :p

    meh, she caught him on the rebound, after katara went off with his 2nd best animal friend, he was flung right into ty lee's arms!

    wait, why Michigan? and why potatoes? and why does aang work so hard when all ty lee does is kitchen work? (not saying kitchen work is easy but compared to what aang's doing.) lol motara

    Why Michigan, you ask? Quite simple, really. She was a little bit country and he was a little bit rock&roll! Michigan just seemed like a perfect fit. Potatoes you ask? IDK, I guess you'll have to ask Aang. Oh and what seems like hard work to you and me is easy when you're the avatar. In fact, when it comes to effort, Ty Lee does more work than Aang does! whatever you do, though, don't bring it up in conversation with her. She goes off on a rampage about how everyone asks that question. Motara forever!

    ok most of that's debatable but yeah, i've been converted, MOTARA FOREVER!

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    clearwater04

    [2173]Jun 16, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*

    Actually, Aang ends up with Ty Lee, as fate would have it. The two currently live happily on a potato farm in Michigan. (aang tills the ground, waters the plants and burns the stubble with bending. Ty Lee works in the kitchen furiously so she can keep her man big and strong!) :p

    meh, she caught him on the rebound, after katara went off with his 2nd best animal friend, he was flung right into ty lee's arms!

    wait, why Michigan? and why potatoes? and why does aang work so hard when all ty lee does is kitchen work? (not saying kitchen work is easy but compared to what aang's doing.) lol motara

    Why Michigan, you ask? Quite simple, really. She was a little bit country and he was a little bit rock&roll! Michigan just seemed like a perfect fit. Potatoes you ask? IDK, I guess you'll have to ask Aang. Oh and what seems like hard work to you and me is easy when you're the avatar. In fact, when it comes to effort, Ty Lee does more work than Aang does! whatever you do, though, don't bring it up in conversation with her. She goes off on a rampage about how everyone asks that question. Motara forever!

    ok most of that's debatable but yeah, i've been converted, MOTARA FOREVER!

    sokuza forever
    although i doubt it'll survive the first kiss
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    Azula_sis93

    [2174]Jun 16, 2007
    • member since: 03/26/07
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    • rank: Door Number 2
    • posts: 485
    clearwater04 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*

    Actually, Aang ends up with Ty Lee, as fate would have it. The two currently live happily on a potato farm in Michigan. (aang tills the ground, waters the plants and burns the stubble with bending. Ty Lee works in the kitchen furiously so she can keep her man big and strong!) :p

    meh, she caught him on the rebound, after katara went off with his 2nd best animal friend, he was flung right into ty lee's arms!

    wait, why Michigan? and why potatoes? and why does aang work so hard when all ty lee does is kitchen work? (not saying kitchen work is easy but compared to what aang's doing.) lol motara

    Why Michigan, you ask? Quite simple, really. She was a little bit country and he was a little bit rock&roll! Michigan just seemed like a perfect fit. Potatoes you ask? IDK, I guess you'll have to ask Aang. Oh and what seems like hard work to you and me is easy when you're the avatar. In fact, when it comes to effort, Ty Lee does more work than Aang does! whatever you do, though, don't bring it up in conversation with her. She goes off on a rampage about how everyone asks that question. Motara forever!

    ok most of that's debatable but yeah, i've been converted, MOTARA FOREVER!

    sokuza forever although i doubt it'll survive the first kiss

    'Sokuza'?

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    clearwater04

    [2175]Jun 16, 2007
    • member since: 11/25/06
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    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 4,079
    Azula_sis93 wrote:
    clearwater04 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*

    Actually, Aang ends up with Ty Lee, as fate would have it. The two currently live happily on a potato farm in Michigan. (aang tills the ground, waters the plants and burns the stubble with bending. Ty Lee works in the kitchen furiously so she can keep her man big and strong!) :p

    meh, she caught him on the rebound, after katara went off with his 2nd best animal friend, he was flung right into ty lee's arms!

    wait, why Michigan? and why potatoes? and why does aang work so hard when all ty lee does is kitchen work? (not saying kitchen work is easy but compared to what aang's doing.) lol motara

    Why Michigan, you ask? Quite simple, really. She was a little bit country and he was a little bit rock&roll! Michigan just seemed like a perfect fit. Potatoes you ask? IDK, I guess you'll have to ask Aang. Oh and what seems like hard work to you and me is easy when you're the avatar. In fact, when it comes to effort, Ty Lee does more work than Aang does! whatever you do, though, don't bring it up in conversation with her. She goes off on a rampage about how everyone asks that question. Motara forever!

    ok most of that's debatable but yeah, i've been converted, MOTARA FOREVER!

    sokuza forever although i doubt it'll survive the first kiss

    'Sokuza'?

    sokka+azula=dead azula after first kiss
    suki lived the fight with azula cause she kissed him 2
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    inuyashaluva18

    [2176]Jun 16, 2007
    • member since: 01/06/06
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
    • posts: 345
    clearwater04 wrote:
    Azula_sis93 wrote:
    clearwater04 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    (Azula is putting on make-up in front of her mirror. Zuko is leaning against the door) Zuko: Azula, I don't think you should go out with Sokka. Azula: Oh? And why is that, Zu-Zu? Zuko: I've heard he's bad news. Azula: Yeah, yeah, so am I, remember? Don't worry, it's a double date. Besides, I'm just going along with it so I can spy on the avatar and learn his secret plans agaisnt the fire nation! You know that! Zuko: Are you sure that's the ONLY reason you agreed to this? Azula: Listen, why don't you just sit down, read something and stay out of my business, alright?! Zuko: I'm serious, Azula! Word on the street is he's a major druggie! They say he makes his own concoctions, slang-named "cactus juice". And I have it on a very reliable source he's got some 'secret' connections to foamy-mouth guy! Azula: You know what, Zu-pid? You can go hang yourself for all I care! Stay out of my personal affairs! I can handle anything without your Zu-pidity clouding the room! Get the freak outta my face! Zuko: Fetch you and your stubborn idiocy, Azz-hol-a! Azula: Ditto, Zucky! (Zuko leaves, grumbling angrily. Four hours later, Azula staggers thru the front door. Zuko is sitting on living room couch, reading "The Once and Future King") Azula: (in a drunken slurr) I'm hooome! Zuko: (not looking up) How was it? Azula: Grreaaat! Me and Ho-Hott-Sokka and dat witch Katara and her lemur friend weent bungee jumping! Then Sokkaa gaave me homemade cookies! Zuko: Fun. Then what? Azula: What what? Zuko: What happened next? Azula: Uhh,... I do-dont remember! Zuko: How can you not remember? You went bungee jumping, ate some cookies. That couldn't have taken four hours! So, then what? Azula: (stuggles to think, suddenly her eyes pop wide open) Oh my G-! Zuko: What!?! Azula: Umm, uhh, nothing! I, uhh,... got to go to b-bed! See ya! (Rushes upstairs, face blushing, hands over mouth) (meanwhile, at Sokka's) Katara: I knew this double date was a bad idea! And why did you give Azula cactus juice, Sokka!? Sokka: Okay, okay, I admit it...the cactus juice was a bad idea. Still, you gotta admit that that Fire chick sure knows how to dance! Katara: Yeah, she knows how to dance alright! I had to cover Momo's eyes! Sokka: (chuckles) yeah! And firebending aside, I'm pretty sure it was getting hot in there! (Katara rolls eyes, shakes her head and sighs)

    katara ended up with da lemur, what's the ship called? motara? aang must be gutted..

    aang: momo, how could you do this to me? stealing my girlfriend like that?

    momo: *stares vacantly at aang*

    Actually, Aang ends up with Ty Lee, as fate would have it. The two currently live happily on a potato farm in Michigan. (aang tills the ground, waters the plants and burns the stubble with bending. Ty Lee works in the kitchen furiously so she can keep her man big and strong!) :p

    meh, she caught him on the rebound, after katara went off with his 2nd best animal friend, he was flung right into ty lee's arms!

    wait, why Michigan? and why potatoes? and why does aang work so hard when all ty lee does is kitchen work? (not saying kitchen work is easy but compared to what aang's doing.) lol motara

    Why Michigan, you ask? Quite simple, really. She was a little bit country and he was a little bit rock&roll! Michigan just seemed like a perfect fit. Potatoes you ask? IDK, I guess you'll have to ask Aang. Oh and what seems like hard work to you and me is easy when you're the avatar. In fact, when it comes to effort, Ty Lee does more work than Aang does! whatever you do, though, don't bring it up in conversation with her. She goes off on a rampage about how everyone asks that question. Motara forever!

    ok most of that's debatable but yeah, i've been converted, MOTARA FOREVER!

    sokuza forever although i doubt it'll survive the first kiss

    'Sokuza'?

    sokka+azula=dead azula after first kiss
    suki lived the fight with azula cause she kissed him 2

    LOL motara!
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    inuyashaluva18

    [2177]Jun 16, 2007
    • member since: 01/06/06
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    • rank: Holy Level 10!
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    the_mental_teen wrote:
    If I remember, this is the nastiest one from the previous thread

    book1: Ch1

    *Aang goes to the bathroom, but remains in there for 10 minutes*

    Sokka: Where's Aang?

    Director: In the bathroom.

    *Sokka heads to the bathroom*

    Sokka: Come on Aang, we- OMG AANG!! THIS IS A NICKELODEON SHOW AND YOU'RE...

    Aang: I can't do that here?

    Sokka: OF COURSE NOT!! THIS ISN'T ADULT TV!!

    Aang: But Gran-gran turns me on.

    Sokka: 0_o

    Katara: 0_o

    Director: 0_o

    Aang: What? It's true.
    ]
    OMFG~!!!!!!
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    SunofFire

    [2178]Jun 16, 2007
    • member since: 06/05/07
    • level: 6
    • rank: Small Wonder
    • posts: 555
    *cookies n cream was here*
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    lightbender15

    [2179]Jun 16, 2007
    • member since: 03/21/07
    • level: 8
    • rank: Super-Friend
    • posts: 556

    The gang's house in Ba Sing Se.

    Katara: Aang, these new bunk-beds you crafted are gorgeous.

    Aang: Thanks Katara, I figure since Toph likes sleeping on the earth and Sokka sleeps on Azula's ship, we'd only need two beds.

    Katara: Sure, but do you want the top bunk of bottom bunk?

    (Toph walks into the house after a rigorous day of earthbending training. )

    Aang: Well, I figure I could be on top and you could be on bottom.

    Katara: But I should be on top, I'm lighter.

    Toph: You know what, I'm going to sleep at the hotel tonight. Have fun!

    Edited on 06/17/2007 7:52pm
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    Falcondude123

    [2180]Jun 17, 2007
    • member since: 09/24/06
    • level: 10
    • rank: Holy Level 10!
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    Momo: Squeak squeak!
    Katara: You little charmer you!
    Momo: ...squeak?
    Katara: No, I like your sensetivity.
    Momo:...Squak!
    Katara: Oh, don't be like that! It was a one time thing.
    Momo:...hmph!
    Katara: So what if I kissed Aang in the cave? I was just trying to get out of there so that I could be back with you again!
    Momo:... ... Squeaky???
    Katara: Of course. Come here, you big hunk! *smooch* *smooch*

    Motara 4ever!
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