Avatar: The Last Airbender: Avatar Newspaper Headlines

OrbofTornami
[21]Dec 7, 2006
member since: 05/20/06
level: 4
rank: Thighmaster
posts: 195
"Mai and Azula:Make up Girls?"
I'm lame.
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mblizzow
[22]Dec 7, 2006
member since: 11/21/06
level: 9
rank: Door Number 2
posts: 766
we are all lame...

azula's secret, what the fire lord doesnt want anyone to know.
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Lord-darkboy
[23]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 10/11/06
level: 10
rank: Holy Level 10!
posts: 1,237
"NEW LOVE??sokka kissed momo"
more details on p 5
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tico1125
[24]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 10/24/06
level: 6
rank: Small Wonder
posts: 1,401
Reef_Raider wrote:

General Iroh was reported as saying: "I'm sick of tea!"
?? Great one!
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tico1125
[25]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 10/24/06
level: 6
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Obituaries:
Ozai the Fire Lord
Death: Atomic fart from Avatar Aang levelled the palace on Ozai's Head.
Funeral Services:?? Closed casket. The funeral will be held in the center of the volcano.
Family attendance: Azula
Eulogy: Ozai, we remember you well.?? You scarred your own son.?? Banished your own brother.?? Damn you were ruthless.?? Hope you burn in H***!

Front page news:
Zuko Seen Urinating on the Casket of his Late Father!
See pictures on pp: 3,4,5, and story on page 7.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
[26]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 01/09/05
level: 17
rank: The Crazy Neighbor
posts: 3,322
Ba Sing Se Captured! Media Censorship Now Running at 180%!
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mblizzow

[27]Dec 8, 2006

member since: 11/21/06
level: 9
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posts: 766

tico1125 wrote:

Obituaries:
Ozai the Fire Lord
Death: Atomic fart from Avatar Aang levelled the palace on Ozai's Head.
Funeral Services:?? Closed casket. The funeral will be held in the center of the volcano.
Family attendance: Azula
Eulogy: Ozai, we remember you well.?? You scarred your own son.?? Banished your own brother.?? Damn you were ruthless.?? Hope you burn in H***!

Front page news:
Zuko Seen Urinating on the Casket of his Late Father!
See pictures on pp: 3,4,5, and story on page 7.

hahahahahaha i love this one.

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SalKing2
[28]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 11/14/06
level: 37
rank: Cylon
posts: 1,323
"Cabbage Merchant Sues Avatar!!!"
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xXKarisuXx
[29]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 04/10/06
level: 12
rank: Evil Bert
posts: 585
SalKing2 wrote:

"Cabbage Merchant Sues Avatar!!!"

*Laughs so hard that i fall over in rolling computer chair*
I wish i was as creative as y'all
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tico1125
[30]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 10/24/06
level: 6
rank: Small Wonder
posts: 1,401
SalKing2 wrote:

"Cabbage Merchant Sues Avatar!!!"

Just perfect!
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SalKing2
[31]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 11/14/06
level: 37
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posts: 1,323
tico1125 wrote:

SalKing2 wrote:

"Cabbage Merchant Sues Avatar!!!"

Just perfect!

Thanks a lot!
"Crazy Mouth-Foaming Guy:??Craziness and Foam??or Craziness and Rabies?"
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mblizzow
[32]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 11/21/06
level: 9
rank: Door Number 2
posts: 766
ty lee endorces prozac
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picketposter14
[33]Dec 8, 2006
member since: 11/23/06
level: 8
rank: Super-Friend
posts: 5,307
Front Page: Azula recieves anger management guidance; kills life coach

Inside Story: Foo Foo Cuddly Poops sues Sokka for animal cruelty

Fashion by Mai: Keep wearing black, and don't forget your razor blades

Sports: Toph wins award for being the funniest disabled person on television

Buisness: Iroh opens tea shop called Jasmine Dragon; name is still stupid

Obituaries: Jin
Cause of Death: Cremation by Zuko

Wanted: Zuko, for cremating his date
Reward: $10,000

Last Laugh: Appa and Bosco were sighted at the Four Seasons on Thursday having a romantic dinner and at a club later on. The two have denied any relationship.
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tico1125

[34]Dec 12, 2006

member since: 10/24/06
level: 6
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picketposter14 wrote:

Front Page: Azula recieves anger management guidance; kills life coach

Inside Story: Foo Foo Cuddly Poops sues Sokka for animal cruelty

Fashion by Mai: Keep wearing black, and don't forget your razor blades

Sports: Toph wins award for being the funniest disabled person on television

Buisness: Iroh opens tea shop called Jasmine Dragon; name is still stupid

Obituaries: Jin
Cause of Death: Cremation by Zuko

Wanted: Zuko, for cremating his date
Reward: $10,000

Last Laugh: Appa and Bosco were sighted at the Four Seasons on Thursday having a romantic dinner and at a club later on. The two have denied any relationship.

I like the sports section!

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mblizzow

[35]Dec 12, 2006

member since: 11/21/06
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tico1125 wrote:

picketposter14 wrote:

I like the sports section!

that is way good

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