Yeah it would... But that still doesn't mean we can't have fun imagining!

Avatar Superstar: Parody of Avatar and Rip-off of Jesus Christ Superstar and All Things Holy. Avatar Superstar

Aang as Jesus Christ, Sokka as Judas Iscariot, Katara as Mary Magdalene, YOUNG Bumi as Simon Zealots, Shyu as Peter, Zhao as Caiaphas, Azula as Annas, Fire Sages as the Roman Priests, Haru as Pilate, Mai as Maid by Fire, Ozai as King Herod, Benders as the Apostles, Kyoshi???s Warriors as the Apostles??? Women, and Iroh, Zuko, and Toph as commentators because FreakishChild was too lazy to find them a spot. ???Too Much Bending on Their Minds???

Sokka
--My mind is clearer now
At last
All too well
I can see
Where we all parody Soon will be
If you strip away
The myth
From the boy
You will see
Where we all
Soon will be

Aang!
You've started to believe
The things they say of you
You really do believe
This talk of the Avatar is true

And all the good you've done
Will soon be swept away
You've begun to matter more
Than the things you say

Listen Aang
I don't like what I see
All I ask is that you listen to me
And remember
I've been your right hand man all along
You have set them all on fire
They think they've found the new Avatar
And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong

I remember when this whole thing began
No talk of an Avatar then, we called you a child And believe me
My admiration for you hasn't died
But every word you say today
Gets twisted 'round some other way
And they'll hurt you if they think you've lied

The Southern Air Temple's most famous student
Should have stayed a great unknown
Like his mentor baking cakes
He'd have done good
Pranks, gliding, and Pai Sho games Would have suited Aang best
He'd have caused nobody harm
No one alarm

Listen Aang, do you care for your race?
Don't you see we must keep in our place?
We are occupied
Have you forgotten how put down we are?
I am frightened by the crowd
For we are getting much too loud
And they'll crush us if we go too far
If we go too far

Listen Aang to the warning I give
Please remember that I want us to live
But it's sad to see our chances weakening with every hour
All your followers are blind
Too much Bending on their minds
It was beautiful, but now it's sour
Yes it's all gone sour
Ah --- ah ah ah --- ah
Avatar Aang, it's all gone sour

Listen Aang to the warning I give
Please remember that I want us to live
So come on, come on, listen to me.
Ah --- ah
Come on, listen, listen to me.
Come on and listen to me.
Ah --- ah

Toph: Sokka a religious guy?!? If I wasn???t blind I???d have seen it all. Iroh: Wonderful! We get to enjoy an entertaining musical; moreover I will come to understand the center of Christianity a little more. Zuko, what are you doing?

Zuko: *Rummaging around* Looking for an alcoholic beverage of the Jews known as vodka. This is a play about a Jew! There has to be vodka SOMEWHERE. I need to get intoxicated quickly or this thing will drive me insane!

Iroh: *Sighs* When will he ever learn the only good beverage is tea? *Hides vodka* Toph: Is vodka made from cactus juice? Iroh: *Rubs forehead* No dear child???