Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
masterofaeons wrote: |
Avatar Hawk: The Buddy Musical *Aang and Zuko stand at the doorway to the Fire Nation capitol.* Aang: Would you like to swing on a star? Zuko: Carry Moonbeams home in a jar? *Aang earthbends two columns to cause the portcullius to raise* Aang: And be better off than you are? *Zuko draws his swords* Zuko: Or would you like to be a mule? *Aang and Zuko move in, approaching a troop of Fire Nation soldiers, who ignite thier fists. Zuko looks to Aang, then points his open arms towards the soldiers in a "Go ahead" gesture. Aang wades into the army, slapping soldiers with his staff.* Aang: A mule is an animal with long funny ears. He kicks up at anything he hears. His back is brawny And his brain is weak He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak. *Finished clearing the soldiers, Aang looks to Zuko who is confidently leaning against the wall, his arms crossed.* Zuko: By the way, if you hate to go to school You may grow up to be a mule. *Aang and Zuko skip into the palace's main room.* *Zuko points to Aang and flashes a thumbs up. Zuko: Or would you like to swing on a star? Aang: Carry moonbeams home in a jar. Zuko: And be better off than you are? Aang: Or would you rather be a fish? *Zuko begins to scale the wall of the room, reaching a secret vent. He drops a rope to Aang* Zuko: A fish is an animal that swims in a brook He can't write his name or read a book. To fool the people is his only thought, And though he's slipperly He still gets caught! *Zuko kicks open the grate at the end and they emerge into the royal wing. Zuko winks at Aang, but Aang doesn't seem to be impressed.* Aang: If that sort of life is what you wish You may grow up to be a fish. *Aang and Zuko march into the royal quarters and find the Firelord.* Aang: Or would you like to swing on a star? Zuko: Carry moonbeams home in a jar. Aang: And be better off than you are? Zuko: Or would you rather be a pig? Ozai: A pig is an animal with dirt on his face, His shoes are a terrible disgrace. He's got no manners when he eats his food, He's fat and lazy and extremely rude.. But if you don't care a feather or a fig You may grow up to be a pig. *Aang and Zuko get set into action and rush in. Aang airbends and pushes Ozai back into Zuko's attack range* Aang: And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo *Zuko swings his swords, but Ozai uses firebending to rocket in the air away from him* Zuko: Every day you see quite a few *Ozai throws out wave after wave of fire. Zuko encases Aang and himself in an orb of fire to protect themselves.* Aang: So you see it's all up to you Zuko: You could be better than you are! *Zuko and Aang send out thier own fire blast, turning the Firelord to ashes.* Zuko: You could be swinging on a star. *He brushes the ash off of himself* Aang: You could be swinging on a star. *Aang brushes the ash off of himself* Zuko: You could be swinging on a star. *Zuko brushes the ash off of Aang* Aang: You could be swinging on a star! *Aang points at Zuko's shoulder, as if to signal that he missed some. Zuko checks and Aang hits his nose.* Zuko: You could be swinging on a star! *Zuko and Aang move thier heads closer* And quick cut to something straighter. |
masterofaeons wrote: |
And Sokka would be Bullwinkle! (Never watched RHPS) |