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    sadist_activst

    [1]Oct 20, 2006
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    I didn't write these.

    How many fire benders does it take to change a light bulb?

    100.???? 1 to change the bulb and 99 to stand around and say how much better they could've done it.?? (BA-doom CRASH)

    How many Air Nomads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Thanks to the fire nation the world may never know.

    What kind of diet is Sokka on?

    A seafood diet. He sees food, he eats it!

    How many fire nation people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    1,400,111.?? 200,000 to find the light bulb, another 200,000 to fight over the light bulb, a million or so civilians to serve as human shields for the previous 400,000, 10 to actually screw in the light bulb, 100 to protect those ten, and one fire lord to oversee it all.

    Post your own!!

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    UGamer08

    [2]Oct 20, 2006
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    Dude comon.

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    dumbTVnut

    [3]Oct 20, 2006
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    Unyclopeida got a article on avatar; it funny, at least I think it funny, but I do got to admit it like beating a dead horse after you read it for more then 5 minutes, and the people that write this thing don't know when to stop, it just keeps going and going and going.

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Avatar:_The_Last_Airbender

    here a quote: "...some people insist that its name is Avatar: The Last Airbender but the real name is Avatar: The Last Good Show on Nick."
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    blackpelt7

    [4]Oct 20, 2006
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    0_0

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    masterofaeons

    [5]Oct 20, 2006
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    Those first jokes you posted are generic. I can make them about anything.

    How many MEN does it take to change a light bulb?

    100. 1 to change the bulb and 99 to stand around and say how much better they could've done it.

    Or

    What kind of diet is YOUR MOM on?

    A seafood diet. He sees food, he eats it!

    OR

    How many Blizzard Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    1,400,111. 200,000 to find the light bulb, another 200,000 to fight over the light bulb, a million or so civilians to serve as human shields for the previous 400,000, 10 to actually screw in the light bulb, 100 to protect those ten, and one fire lord to oversee it all and you to pay for the account to help them do it.
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    sadist_activst

    [6]Oct 21, 2006
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    I??got the jokes off a wedsite.
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    Miroku_of_Nite1

    [7]Oct 21, 2006
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    Katana and her twin brother Sango find a caveman frozen inside a glacier with his pet Flying Triceratops. They pick him out from the ice and when he wakes up he gets future shock from their I-Pods and PDAs and beats them half to death with his club. After healing from their severe internal injuries the two siblings then hunt down the caveman for everything he???s worth. The Caveman jumped aboard a Fire Juggler Nation ship there he runs into Fire Juggler Prince Goku and they become the best of friends and travel the world together. Later in the show Goku finds out that the Caveman is really the Missing Link named Tang and he is the key from freeing the Fire Juggling Nation from the oppressive Earth-Water Alliance of ???95. Meanwhile, the Big Ditch-in-the-Ground Empire is brutally ruling over its extremely small territory (a hole in the ground and Canada).

    In the second season, some whiney brat showed up and started owning everyone else int the show with lighting. This greatly angered the Flying Triceratops, who sat on her, and there was much rejoicing. Unyclopeida rocks along with the encylocpeida of dramatica sp?
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    CartoonGal

    [8]Oct 21, 2006
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    Miroku_of_Nite1 wrote:
    Katana and her twin brother Sango find a caveman frozen inside a glacier with his pet Flying Triceratops. They pick him out from the ice and when he wakes up he gets future shock from their I-Pods and PDAs and beats them half to death with his club. After healing from their severe internal injuries the two siblings then hunt down the caveman for everything he???s worth. The Caveman jumped aboard a Fire Juggler Nation ship there he runs into Fire Juggler Prince Goku and they become the best of friends and travel the world together. Later in the show Goku finds out that the Caveman is really the Missing Link named Tang and he is the key from freeing the Fire Juggling Nation from the oppressive Earth-Water Alliance of ???95. Meanwhile, the Big Ditch-in-the-Ground Empire is brutally ruling over its extremely small territory (a hole in the ground and Canada).

    In the second season, some whiney brat showed up and started owning everyone else int the show with lighting. This greatly angered the Flying Triceratops, who sat on her, and there was much rejoicing. Unyclopeida rocks along with the encylocpeida of dramatica sp?


    Hmmmm.... sounds familiar
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