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    ranger8060

    [21]Dec 26, 2008
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    Bald Britney=Katara in the southern raiders

    i know i dont get it either
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    panthean

    [22]Dec 27, 2008
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    What's the difference between Brittany Spears and Azula?

    Azula doesn't have kids and can shoot lightning

    What's the difference between Sokka and Bill Clinton?

    One of them was elected president of the US, and the other can fight

    What's the difference between Azula and Paris Hilton?

    One of them is a spoiled rich firebreathing nut, and the other is fictional

    What's the difference between Katara and Angelina Jolie?

    One can waterbend, and the other just looks good in a shower

    What's the difference between Aang and Beowulf?

    one of them dies in the end of thier story

    What's the difference between Toph and Mr. T?

    Mr. T is gargantuant in size, and Toph is a chick

    Edited on 12/27/2008 2:24pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Hughhh

    [23]Dec 28, 2008
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    panthean wrote:

    What's the difference between Brittany Spears and Azula?

    Azula doesn't have kids and can shoot lightning

    What's the difference between Sokka and Bill Clinton?

    One of them was elected president of the US, and the other can fight

    What's the difference between Azula and Paris Hilton?

    One of them is a spoiled rich firebreathing nut, and the other is fictional

    What's the difference between Katara and Angelina Jolie?

    One can waterbend, and the other just looks good in a shower

    What's the difference between Aang and Beowulf?

    one of them dies in the end of thier story

    What's the difference between Toph and Mr. T?

    Mr. T is gargantuant in size, and Toph is a chick


    Wow.

    You should do stand-up.
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    _Flutterlight_

    [24]Dec 28, 2008
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    Knock knock.
    Who's there
    Katara.
    Katara who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there
    Katara.
    Katara who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there
    Katara.
    Katara who?
    Knock knock.
    Who's there
    Katara.
    Katara who?
    Knock knock.
    Aang.
    Aang who?
    Aang you glad I didn't say Katara?

    *Dodges tomatoes*
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    Falcondude123

    [25]Dec 28, 2008
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    I liked the Azula/Paris Hilon one way up there ^!

    Okay, so a Zutarian gets put in prison.

    Very quickly, he realizes that most of the other inmates are Kataangers, so he huddles up in the corner away from them.

    Suddenly an ugly old man sits down next to him and asks, "are you a Kataanger?" He quietly replies "no." The old man asks, "are you sure?" to which the Zutarian replies "yes." The ugly old man says "oh" and walks away.

    Suddenly a big fat guy sits next to the Zutarian and says, "hello, gorgeous! You must be a kataanger!" Again, the Zutarian quickly says "no!" The big fat guy bats his lashes and says "oh." He then walks away.

    Finally a very ugly girl who smells sits down next to him and asks, "are you a kataanger?"

    The Zutarian again says "no! I am not a kataanger!" The ugly girl says "oh" and then stands up and walks away.

    The Zutarian sighs to himself, wondering what he has gotten himself into- landing in this heck-hole.

    Suddenly the jail gate opens, and the prison guard gestures for the Zutarian to come out. Happy, but confused, the Zutarian asks, "Why are you letting me go?"

    The prison guard replies, "you passed the test."

    The Zutarian says, "what test?"

    The guard explains, "we planted the world's most persuasive kataanger, the world's most attractive kataanger, and the world's smartest kataanger in that jail to try

    and get you to confess to being one. The first two gave it their best shot, and you didn't break."

    The Zutarian asks, "what about the third? The ugly girl?"

    The guard says, "she's the kataanger who wrote this joke, and she's still trying to think up a punch-line to insert here..."

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    panthean

    [26]Dec 29, 2008
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    Falcondude123 wrote:

    I liked the Azula/Paris Hilon one way up there ^!

    Okay, so a Zutarian gets put in prison.

    Very quickly, he realizes that most of the other inmates are Kataangers, so he huddles up in the corner away from them.

    Suddenly an ugly old man sits down next to him and asks, "are you a Kataanger?" He quietly replies "no." The old man asks, "are you sure?" to which the Zutarian replies "yes." The ugly old man says "oh" and walks away.

    Suddenly a big fat guy sits next to the Zutarian and says, "hello, gorgeous! You must be a kataanger!" Again, the Zutarian quickly says "no!" The big fat guy bats his lashes and says "oh." He then walks away.

    Finally a very ugly girl who smells sits down next to him and asks, "are you a kataanger?"

    The Zutarian again says "no! I am not a kataanger!" The ugly girl says "oh" and then stands up and walks away.

    The Zutarian sighs to himself, wondering what he has gotten himself into- landing in this heck-hole.

    Suddenly the jail gate opens, and the prison guard gestures for the Zutarian to come out. Happy, but confused, the Zutarian asks, "Why are you letting me go?"

    The prison guard replies, "you passed the test."

    The Zutarian says, "what test?"

    The guard explains, "we planted the world's most persuasive kataanger, the world's most attractive kataanger, and the world's smartest kataanger in that jail to try

    and get you to confess to being one. The first two gave it their best shot, and you didn't break."

    The Zutarian asks, "what about the third? The ugly girl?"

    The guard says, "she's the kataanger who wrote this joke, and she's still trying to think up a punch-line to insert here..."



    that's funny... but not as funny as most of the others
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    panthean

    [27]Dec 29, 2008
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    what do you call a bunch of earthbenders running down a hill?
    Avalanche

    what do you call a bunch of waterbenders running down a hill?
    Flood

    what do you call a bunch of firebenders running down a hill?
    hostile takeover

    what do you call a bunch of airbenders running down a hill?
    gas

    what's the difference between Hamma and an eel?
    one of them is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a fish

    how many firebenders can fit in an elevator?
    none, because they would have to take the stairs in case of spontaneous firebending

    who said Sokka's line when he said to the gaang on the day of the solar eclipse when they encountered Azula?
    Admiral Ackbar! It's a Trap!
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    _Flutterlight_

    [28]Dec 30, 2008
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    Lol. Those were good.

    What's the difference between Avatar and Naruto?

    Ask an Avatard: HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT THE SHOWS ARE EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR!!!!! (sure both the main characters are hyperactive preteens with wind powers, secondary girl characters that never really do that much, and emo anti heros with horrible siblings) BUT THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS!

    Ask a narutard: Avatar's fans hate spongebob.
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    tenacon

    [29]Jan 3, 2009
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    _Flutterlight_ wrote:
    Lol. Those were good.

    What's the difference between Avatar and Naruto?

    Ask an Avatard: HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT THE SHOWS ARE EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR!!!!! (sure both the main characters are hyperactive preteens with wind powers, secondary girl characters that never really do that much, and emo anti heros with horrible siblings) BUT THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS!

    Ask a narutard: Avatar's fans hate spongebob.

    Epic win. I still kill you for it though.
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    _Flutterlight_

    [30]Jan 3, 2009
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    Thank you. *dies*


    You're ship is wierd.

    Kataanger: No it isn't! (Sure Aang's bald, two years younger than Katara, and they have completely different personalities) THEY BELONG TOGETHER!!!!! BRYKE SAID SO!!!!

    Zutarian: Are you KIDDING??? (Yeah I know Katara's mom was killed by the Fire Nation, Zuko was brought up thinking of the water tribes as 'peasents' who should be destroyed for their insolence, up until the middle of season three they hated each other's guts, and Katara winds up with Aang in the end) BUT BRYKE'S WRONG! FIRE+WATER= LOVE!!!! Oposites attract! Yeah!!!!
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    KingofSpades209

    [31]Jan 3, 2009
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    _Flutterlight_ wrote:
    Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Aang. Aang who? Aang you glad I didn't say Katara? *Dodges tomatoes*

    LOL

    I liked the tomatoes part.

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    _Flutterlight_

    [32]Jan 4, 2009
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    KingofSpades209 wrote:

    _Flutterlight_ wrote:
    Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Aang. Aang who? Aang you glad I didn't say Katara? *Dodges tomatoes*

    LOL

    I liked the tomatoes part.



    Well, it WAS a pretty bad joke.
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    PokeSponge123

    [33]Jan 4, 2009
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    _Flutterlight_ wrote:

    Really? My worst one was one of these two:

    Friend: Yeah, in Russia Lenin was really bad.

    Me: Well, if Lenon was bad, then I guess Mcartney was even worse.

    Other friend: Guess what? I found my mittens!

    Me: And now you can have some pie!

    (You know, the three little kittens story....)

    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Shirshu.

    Shirshu who?

    Bless you.



    That Shirshu one made me laugh so hard that my whole family started looking at me. I'm serious..
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    PokeSponge123

    [34]Jan 4, 2009
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    _Flutterlight_ wrote:
    Lol. Those were good.

    What's the difference between Avatar and Naruto?

    Ask an Avatard: HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT THE SHOWS ARE EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR!!!!! (sure both the main characters are hyperactive preteens with wind powers, secondary girl characters that never really do that much, and emo anti heros with horrible siblings) BUT THEY'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS!

    Ask a narutard: Avatar's fans hate spongebob.


    Well, most SpongeBob fans think Avatar fans hate it. I on the other hand know that only 96.4% of the Avatar fans hate it.

    Personally, I love it. So don't throw tomatoes at me.
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    _Flutterlight_

    [35]Jan 4, 2009
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    PokeSponge123 wrote:
    That Shirshu one made me laugh so hard that my whole family started looking at me. I'm serious..

    Thank you!
    PokeSponge123 wrote:
    Well, most SpongeBob fans think Avatar fans hate it. I on the other hand know that only 96.4% of the Avatar fans hate it.

    Personally, I love it. So don't throw tomatoes at me.


    Don't worry about it, I actually like a couple of spongebob episodes myself. (Bandgeeks was the best, in my opinion).

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Ask a Katanger: To get to the other side... Ha ha.

    Ask a Zutarian: BECAUSE KATARA AND ZUKO WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!!!!!!1!!!one!!
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    KingofSpades209

    [36]Jan 4, 2009
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    _Flutterlight_ wrote:
    KingofSpades209 wrote:

    _Flutterlight_ wrote:
    Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Who's there Katara. Katara who? Knock knock. Aang. Aang who? Aang you glad I didn't say Katara? *Dodges tomatoes*

    LOL

    I liked the tomatoes part.

    Well, it WAS a pretty bad joke.

    The joke was bad but thats what made it good. :p

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    ranger8060

    [37]Jan 4, 2009
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    ranger8060 wrote:
    Bald Britney with an umbrella=Katara in the southern raiders

    i know i dont get it either


    i changed it
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    Falcondude123

    [38]Jan 5, 2009
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    Sokka: Hey Aang! Guess what, buddy!
    Aang: What?
    Sokka: Suki and I are getting married!
    Aang: But what about Yue?
    Sokka: She's been dating Sozin's Comet.

    At The Wedding...

    CabbageMan: And do you, Sokka, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

    Sokka: ... ... ...

    Suki: Ahem...

    Sokka: Oh, right, okay, uh, ya...

    *in burst TyLee, Yue, Toph and Shrek*: I OBJECT!!!

    Shrek: Oops, wrong wedding...*leaves*

    TyLee: Cutie! Don't marry this floosy! Be MY cutie!

    Yue: No! Sokka, I love you! Come live with me on the moon!

    Toph: Listen up, water-boy! I think you're a sensitive, understanding young man who could see through my tough exterior to the genuine, sincere sweetness that fills up my young girl's heart. Everyone: 0.0

    Toph: What?!

    TEN MINUTES LATER...

    Sokka: Well, I've converted to Islam, everybody! Now I have FOUR wives!!

    Bryke: Hey, Sokka, what do you think you're doing?

    Sokka: Uh...

    Bryke: We'll all get sued for a comment like that!

    Sokka: But I'm not white! I can say whatever I want about other races or religions!

    Bryke: *whispers amongst himself* ...Okay, then. Carry on, Sokka.

    Everyone: Hurray!

    NarratorVoiceofSpongebob: And so, thus ends another avatar adventure...yes, they are all idiots, aren't they?...

    *TV Turns Off, it was all an episode being watched by M.Night Shyamalan*

    M.Night: .... .... I love it!!
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    _Flutterlight_

    [39]Jan 5, 2009
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Sokka: Hey Aang! Guess what, buddy!
    Aang: What?
    Sokka: Suki and I are getting married!
    Aang: But what about Yue?
    Sokka: She's been dating Sozin's Comet.

    At The Wedding...

    CabbageMan: And do you, Sokka, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

    Sokka: ... ... ...

    Suki: Ahem...

    Sokka: Oh, right, okay, uh, ya...

    *in burst TyLee, Yue, Toph and Shrek*: I OBJECT!!!

    Shrek: Oops, wrong wedding...*leaves*

    TyLee: Cutie! Don't marry this floosy! Be MY cutie!

    Yue: No! Sokka, I love you! Come live with me on the moon!

    Toph: Listen up, water-boy! I think you're a sensitive, understanding young man who could see through my tough exterior to the genuine, sincere sweetness that fills up my young girl's heart. Everyone: 0.0

    Toph: What?!

    TEN MINUTES LATER...

    Sokka: Well, I've converted to Islam, everybody! Now I have FOUR wives!!

    Bryke: Hey, Sokka, what do you think you're doing?

    Sokka: Uh...

    Bryke: We'll all get sued for a comment like that!

    Sokka: But I'm not white! I can say whatever I want about other races or religions!

    Bryke: *whispers amongst himself* ...Okay, then. Carry on, Sokka.

    Everyone: Hurray!

    NarratorVoiceofSpongebob: And so, thus ends another avatar adventure...yes, they are all idiots, aren't they?...

    *TV Turns Off, it was all an episode being watched by M.Night Shyamalan*

    M.Night: .... .... I love it!!


    Wow.... You just descriped what real life is like... With Avatar characters.
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    panthean

    [40]Jan 9, 2009
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    _Flutterlight_ wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Sokka: Hey Aang! Guess what, buddy!
    Aang: What?
    Sokka: Suki and I are getting married!
    Aang: But what about Yue?
    Sokka: She's been dating Sozin's Comet.

    At The Wedding...

    CabbageMan: And do you, Sokka, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

    Sokka: ... ... ...

    Suki: Ahem...

    Sokka: Oh, right, okay, uh, ya...

    *in burst TyLee, Yue, Toph and Shrek*: I OBJECT!!!

    Shrek: Oops, wrong wedding...*leaves*

    TyLee: Cutie! Don't marry this floosy! Be MY cutie!

    Yue: No! Sokka, I love you! Come live with me on the moon!

    Toph: Listen up, water-boy! I think you're a sensitive, understanding young man who could see through my tough exterior to the genuine, sincere sweetness that fills up my young girl's heart. Everyone: 0.0

    Toph: What?!

    TEN MINUTES LATER...

    Sokka: Well, I've converted to Islam, everybody! Now I have FOUR wives!!

    Bryke: Hey, Sokka, what do you think you're doing?

    Sokka: Uh...

    Bryke: We'll all get sued for a comment like that!

    Sokka: But I'm not white! I can say whatever I want about other races or religions!

    Bryke: *whispers amongst himself* ...Okay, then. Carry on, Sokka.

    Everyone: Hurray!

    NarratorVoiceofSpongebob: And so, thus ends another avatar adventure...yes, they are all idiots, aren't they?...

    *TV Turns Off, it was all an episode being watched by M.Night Shyamalan*

    M.Night: .... .... I love it!!


    Wow.... You just descriped what real life is like... With Avatar characters.


    not quite, it's more like desperate housewives, days of our lives, and don't mess with the zohan all rolled into an avatar sequence... + Shyamalan
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