Azuala: The only reason I hunt Aang is becuase I think he's so cute.

Sokka: Katara and I aren't really siblings.?? We're married.?? And Aang, you are our son.?? Plus, we were the ones who killed all the airbenders back at the temple using our time machine from the future.

Zuko:?? I like toast.

*Aang rushes into the Fire Lords war room*
Aang: *gasp* Ozai? I can't believe it...you're...
Ozai:??A cyclops. Surprised, Avatar?
Aang: No. I mean,?? it's just...I thought you'd be taller.??But you're shorter than, Toph.

Mai: Nothing gets me more excited than staring at rock garden and contemplating my role in the universe.

Ty Lee: Black is the new pink.

Azula: You know, Ty Lee. On second thought, I would rather join the circus with you than continue searching for Zuko or the Avatar.

Aang: I wonder if sky bison meat would make a good hamburger?

Sokka: I secretly replaced Katara's bending water with cactus juice.

Toph: Everyone needs more rules, without rules how else would we know what to do?

Katara: Sokka, you need to back off eating so much meat. This is the second time this week alone I have to let out the seam of your pants.

Iroh: I'll take princess Azula over prince Zuko any day of the week.

Zuko: Pi sho is the greatest game ever!