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    katrah88

    [1]Jun 21, 2008
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    I guess this could be considered a game thread. Anyway, here's the deal. You create classified ad-just like the ones in the newspaper-for odd or minor jobs in you would find in Avatar. That, or, you can make an ad for casting a minor character. (I encourage straying away from lead characters ) So, I'll start as example...

    Help Wanted

    King Bumi's fashion advisor

    Looking for ambitious young 20-something with a lazy eye for detail. Must be knowledgeable and up to date in the most current of the flamboyant Hunchback Fashions. Toleration of lame jokes is a plus.

    Please stop by if interested. You will be put through a series of tests upon your arrival. Come prepared. Successfully, passing these tests does not guarentee you the position.

    Casting: Frothers

    We are looking for an aspiring actor between the ages of 16-22 who is familiar with using spastic mannerisms. You must also be able to foam at the mouth for long periods of time. You must be able to do both on cue. Knowledge in fainting and/or being an actual Avatar-fanboy is not a requirement but it is a welcomed skill for this role.

    Those with the following:
    Rabies
    Tourette's
    &/or Seizures
    are encouraged to audition.

    Note: There will be medical assistance on-site should there be an Avatar-sighting.

    K, your turn...
    Edited on 06/21/2008 6:09pm
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    KingAtticus

    [2]Jun 21, 2008
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    Wanted: tea brewer for Ba Sing Se. Must be Firebender. No questions.
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    cg_619

    [3]Jun 21, 2008
    • member since: 08/04/06
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    Help Wanted: Need help at firenation schools secret dance parties has spread throughout the nation's youth. Looking for a non-tolerant person, former military expierince is preferred.
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    katrah88

    [4]Jun 21, 2008
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    Nice you guys
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    foxhole7

    [6]Jun 21, 2008
    • member since: 03/30/08
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    Hey, this is a really good idea! I probably won't be able to come up with something though.
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    BradyBannister5

    [7]Jun 21, 2008
    • member since: 07/06/06
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    • rank: Holy Level 10!
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    Help Wanted: REHAB worker. Must be able to deal with Cactus Juice addiction. Must have been sober since the eclipse.

    or

    Help Wanted: Cactus Juice dealer for the Friendly Mushroon Cactus Juice Corporation. Must have had experience with giant friendly mushrooms. Must be able to survive 110 degree temperatures in the desert for at least 8 hours a day.

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    tomtitan

    [8]Jun 22, 2008
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    Wanted: Generic faceless firebenders. Must be a firebender who is willing to not only stand around and do nothing but waste animator ink, but also be prepared to die after like 2 hits.
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    KikitheFiend

    [9]Jun 22, 2008
    • member since: 12/01/05
    • level: 14
    • rank: Autobot
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    WANTED: New Canyon Guide. Must be able to earthbend and stall the onset of boredom for at least 22 minutes.

    For Sale: Set of Red and Gold armour. Worn once. One Size fits all; ideally suited for animals.
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    SilverFlames

    [10]Jun 22, 2008
    • member since: 05/28/08
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    Ahh... a good new thread. This is what I like to see.

    Help Wanted: Waterbender teacher in the Southern Water Tribe. Must be highly chauvenistic (Sp?) and Sexist.
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    tomtitan

    [11]Jun 22, 2008
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    SilverFlames wrote:
    Ahh... a good new thread. This is what I like to see.

    Help Wanted: Waterbender teacher in the Southern Water Tribe. Must be highly chauvenistic (Sp?) and Sexist.
    Isn't that the Northern Tribe?
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    -TheSecondSign-

    [12]Jun 22, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Wanted: Generic faceless firebenders. Must be a firebender who is willing to not only stand around and do nothing but waste animator ink, but also be prepared to die after like 2 hits.

    Hey I think I may qualify! Do my firebending skills have to be at the level of "Such enormous suck that all I can do is spit tiny bouts of pathetic low intensity fire from my hands?"

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    tomtitan

    [13]Jun 22, 2008
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    -TheSecondSign- wrote:

    tomtitan wrote:
    Wanted: Generic faceless firebenders. Must be a firebender who is willing to not only stand around and do nothing but waste animator ink, but also be prepared to die after like 2 hits.

    Hey I think I may qualify! Do my firebending skills have to be at the level of "Such enormous suck that all I can do is spit tiny bouts of pathetic low intensity fire from my hands?"
    You'll do.
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    -TheSecondSign-

    [14]Jun 22, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    -TheSecondSign- wrote:

    tomtitan wrote:
    Wanted: Generic faceless firebenders. Must be a firebender who is willing to not only stand around and do nothing but waste animator ink, but also be prepared to die after like 2 hits.

    Hey I think I may qualify! Do my firebending skills have to be at the level of "Such enormous suck that all I can do is spit tiny bouts of pathetic low intensity fire from my hands?"
    You'll do.

    Really? I'm not sure. I don't think I'm all that great. My buddies and I tried to pick on this little girl, and she jumped twenty feet in the air and knocked us all out.

    Don't soldiers have to be skilled in combat?

    At least enough to incapicitate fourteen year olds?

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    tomtitan

    [15]Jun 22, 2008
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    -TheSecondSign- wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    -TheSecondSign- wrote:

    tomtitan wrote:
    Wanted: Generic faceless firebenders. Must be a firebender who is willing to not only stand around and do nothing but waste animator ink, but also be prepared to die after like 2 hits.

    Hey I think I may qualify! Do my firebending skills have to be at the level of "Such enormous suck that all I can do is spit tiny bouts of pathetic low intensity fire from my hands?"
    You'll do.

    Really? I'm not sure. I don't think I'm all that great. My buddies and I tried to pick on this little girl, and she jumped twenty feet in the air and knocked us all out.

    Don't soldiers have to be skilled in combat?

    At least enough to incapicitate fourteen year olds?
    Soldiers don't have to be skilled in combat, soldiers have to be killed in combat.

    At least the Fire Nation ones anyway...
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    -TheSecondSign-

    [16]Jun 22, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    -TheSecondSign- wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    -TheSecondSign- wrote:

    tomtitan wrote:
    Wanted: Generic faceless firebenders. Must be a firebender who is willing to not only stand around and do nothing but waste animator ink, but also be prepared to die after like 2 hits.

    Hey I think I may qualify! Do my firebending skills have to be at the level of "Such enormous suck that all I can do is spit tiny bouts of pathetic low intensity fire from my hands?"
    You'll do.

    Really? I'm not sure. I don't think I'm all that great. My buddies and I tried to pick on this little girl, and she jumped twenty feet in the air and knocked us all out.

    Don't soldiers have to be skilled in combat?

    At least enough to incapicitate fourteen year olds?
    Soldiers don't have to be skilled in combat, soldiers have to be killed in combat. At least the Fire Nation ones anyway...

    Oh boy! Yay for marching straight to my death! Right at the hands of kids who only have a few months of combat training!

    The day is mine!

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    tomtitan

    [17]Jun 22, 2008
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    -TheSecondSign- wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    -TheSecondSign- wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    -TheSecondSign- wrote:

    tomtitan wrote:
    Wanted: Generic faceless firebenders. Must be a firebender who is willing to not only stand around and do nothing but waste animator ink, but also be prepared to die after like 2 hits.

    Hey I think I may qualify! Do my firebending skills have to be at the level of "Such enormous suck that all I can do is spit tiny bouts of pathetic low intensity fire from my hands?"
    You'll do.

    Really? I'm not sure. I don't think I'm all that great. My buddies and I tried to pick on this little girl, and she jumped twenty feet in the air and knocked us all out.

    Don't soldiers have to be skilled in combat?

    At least enough to incapicitate fourteen year olds?
    Soldiers don't have to be skilled in combat, soldiers have to be killed in combat. At least the Fire Nation ones anyway...

    Oh boy! Yay for marching straight to my death! Right at the hands of kids who only have a few months of combat training!

    The day is mine!
    That's the spirit!
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    SilverFlames

    [18]Jun 22, 2008
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    tomtitan wrote:
    SilverFlames wrote:
    Ahh... a good new thread. This is what I like to see.

    Help Wanted: Waterbender teacher in the Southern Water Tribe. Must be highly chauvenistic (Sp?) and Sexist.
    Isn't that the Northern Tribe?


    No they already got a chauvenistic one, that's why the Southern Water Tribe NEEDS one, because they have no waterbending masters.
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    craegan

    [19]Jun 22, 2008
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    SilverFlames wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    SilverFlames wrote:
    Ahh... a good new thread. This is what I like to see.

    Help Wanted: Waterbender teacher in the Southern Water Tribe. Must be highly chauvenistic (Sp?) and Sexist.
    Isn't that the Northern Tribe?


    No they already got a chauvenistic one, that's why the Southern Water Tribe NEEDS one, because they have no waterbending masters.


    But they don't have waterbenders in the Southern tribe. Katara was the only one. So why would they need a teacher?
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    tomtitan

    [20]Jun 22, 2008
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    SilverFlames wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    SilverFlames wrote:
    Ahh... a good new thread. This is what I like to see.

    Help Wanted: Waterbender teacher in the Southern Water Tribe. Must be highly chauvenistic (Sp?) and Sexist.
    Isn't that the Northern Tribe?


    No they already got a chauvenistic one, that's why the Southern Water Tribe NEEDS one, because they have no waterbending masters.
    I see.
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